Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

We need another person to do the Trump

80s c-list celeb —> POTUS —> lolcow

story arc for our amusement. The question is who?

I’m thinking Jaleel White.
I think Chachi might be the one. He's got nothing else to do, and his twitter is pretty dumb.

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Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs. They are not countries, political figures, celebrities, your highschool bully, or some random YouTuber who doesn't involve himself in drama.
The fuck happened to the Farms these past few days? Unless I'm being retarded and this is some sort of autistic shitpost.
 
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I always liked this one.

E- And this.
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He's your garden variety narc, and always has been. Even 9/11 was all about him. He had a better view from his skyscraper after that point. (I can't archive, please, someone my video.)

 
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The fuck happened to the Farms these past few days? Unless I'm being retarded and this is some sort of autistic shitpost.
Darling newfag, might I point you to the celebrity tag? Madonna has a thread and she's had a longer career in the spotlight than Trump. Trump is a legit cow, and the milk will be flowing for months.

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Ok, someone PLEASE explain to him what 'counting' means.
 
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Trump is the epitome of "NormieCow", there are people making substantive amounts off of Patreon money just to reply to his tweets. With antics so all encompassing it makes journalists seethe post for four years straight.

Is this the Moby Dick LOLcow? Are we doomed to never find the quaint actions of other lesser LOLcow's funny again?
Regardless good bait.
 
Darling newfag, might I point you to the celebrity tag? Madonna has a thread and she's had a longer career in the spotlight than Trump. Trump is a legit cow, and the milk will be flowing for months.

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Ok, someone PLEASE explain to him what 'counting' means.
Except Celebrities are different from actual Lolcows, but go off. I'm here to laugh at random faggots on the internet, not a political figure you don't like.
This is literally the same as writing up a thread on Biden because you don't like what he says, I don't get how that's any different with Trump.
 
A little minor suggestion OP, you should add Trump's middle name (John) to the thread headline, and link his Twitter profile as well.
And in the event that he's officially dethroned, there's a chance that Twitter will ban him (as late as January) the moment his presidential immunity expires.

Archive as much as you can from his Twitter, and keep on going. This thread so far is great.
 
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This aged well.

Except Celebrities are different from actual Lolcows, but go off. I'm here to laugh at random faggots on the internet, not a political figure you don't like.
This is literally the same as writing up a thread on Biden because you don't like what he says, I don't get how that's any different with Trump.
Its different because Trump exhibits all the signs of an LOLcow - constant sperging, inability to be calm and rational and keep his mouth shut. By all means, make a thread on Biden, but it'll last maybe a day because he doesn't have the same cow tendencies.

Look me in the eye and tell me Trump is not a cow.

All that said, there are hundreds of threads on plenty of cows to follow. Go enjoy them!
 
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Its different because Trump exhibits all the signs of an LOLcow - constant sperging, inability to be calm and rational and keep his mouth shut. By all means, make a thread on Biden, but it'll last maybe a day because he doesn't have the same cow tendencies.

Look me in the eye and tell me Trump is not a cow.
I never planned on making a Biden thread, but if Trump was some random retard who made political commentary videos, but wasn't a politician himself, I'd understand the call for a thread on Trump. But he is a political figure (AKA, the former president), which means that a thread on Trump would devolve into all kinds of autism quick.
 
It seems like prior to the election everyone was sucking his dick, even (especially) on this site. Guess we all want to be on the right side of history after all.
A thread like this feels like a spell's been broken.

A spell cast on the world that somehow lowered everyone's collective IQ enough to ever take Donald Trump seriously. A spell that somehow made half the country think of this idiot as a master le ebin 69d chess trolling tactician rather than a prejudiced knuckle-dragging backwards neanderthal demagogue boomer retard with dozens of failed businesses and no political experience.

A spell that, for some reason, has 48% of the country demanding said prejudiced knuckle-dragging backwards neanderthal boomer idiot be given the same respect and honor, but be free of the critique or scrutiny earned by other presidents.

After 4 years of shit, only now can we talk about Trump candidly and critically. What a fucking strong spell that was. I'm glad it ended at one term, and that people can finally wake the fuck up and face the reality that this man is a fucking walking embarrassment.

Looking back on the last 4 years makes me think I jumped the streams into a different dimension. We lived in a fucking Wizard of Oz logic world where every dumb, unprofessional or blatantly horrible thing Trump did or said was spun into a positive "BOSS" le epik shitposter moment by his fans and followers. In any sane universe, half the shit that he said and did would've tanked him immediately. Trump's fans constantly fucking overlooked, excused, twisted, and memoryholed anything bad that he ever did, both here and everywhere else, all because he made the right people mad.

Talking critical of Trump was taboo to the point where the only time I can really remember the site called him on a retarded decision was his calls to repeal 230, but only after Josh got mad about it. But it was only critique with apprehension, as opposed to the unfiltered shitting-on being done in this thread.

Trump's actions in the face of defeat only further solidify what should've been evident since 2016, him and his fanbase are overgrown mentally unstable teenagers. Storming city halls and ballot counting offices, sending bomb threats, refusing to concede to reality, diving deeper into delusion. He's not a genius, he's a mentally challenged upper-crust golden spoon rich geriatric reality tv show star who rolled a nat 20.

A Trump loss signals a slow end of this Oz era of politics, for now. I look forward to every twitter career grifter's slow and painful descent into irrelevancy and nothingness. I also look forward to 95% of A&N leaving the site for good after realizing that it's not their personal political hugbox.
 
A thread like this feels like a spell's been broken.

A spell cast on the world that somehow lowered everyone's collective IQ enough to ever take Donald Trump seriously. A spell that somehow made half the country think of this idiot as a master le ebin 69d chess trolling tactician rather than a prejudiced knuckle-dragging backwards neanderthal demagogue boomer retard with dozens of failed businesses and no political experience.

A spell that, for some reason, has 48% of the country demanding said prejudiced knuckle-dragging backwards neanderthal boomer idiot be given the same respect and honor, but be free of the critique or scrutiny earned by other presidents.

After 4 years of shit, only now can we talk about Trump candidly and critically. What a fucking strong spell that was. I'm glad it ended at one term, and that people can finally wake the fuck up and face the reality that this man is a fucking walking embarrassment.

Looking back on the last 4 years makes me think I jumped the streams into a different dimension. We lived in a fucking Wizard of Oz logic world where every dumb, unprofessional or blatantly horrible thing Trump did or said was spun into a positive "BOSS" le epik shitposter moment by his fans and followers. In any sane universe, half the shit that he said and did would've tanked him immediately. Trump's fans constantly fucking overlooked, excused, twisted, and memoryholed anything bad that he ever did, both here and everywhere else, all because he made the right people mad.

Talking critical of Trump was taboo to the point where the only time I can really remember the site called him on a retarded decision was his calls to repeal 230, but only after Josh got mad about it. But it was only critique with apprehension, as opposed to the unfiltered shitting-on being done in this thread.

Trump's actions in the face of defeat only further solidify what should've been evident since 2016, him and his fanbase are overgrown mentally unstable teenagers. Storming city halls and ballot counting offices, sending bomb threats, refusing to concede to reality, diving deeper into delusion. He's not a genius, he's a mentally challenged upper-crust golden spoon rich geriatric reality tv show star who rolled a nat 20.

A Trump loss signals a slow end of this Oz era of politics, for now. I look forward to every twitter career grifter's slow and painful descent into irrelevancy and nothingness. I also look forward to 95% of A&N leaving the site for good after realizing that it's not their personal political hugbox.
Trump wasn't anything magical or unexplainable, he's just what happens when your only political choices are "Neolib who likes guns more than abortion" vs "Neolib who likes abortion more than guns". A lot of people would rather have a retarded monkey shitting all over the system than continue on with that status quo.

Personally I can't wait to see what the 2024 version of Trump looks like. I hope it's Kanye.
 
A thread like this feels like a spell's been broken.

A spell cast on the world that somehow lowered everyone's collective IQ enough to ever take Donald Trump seriously. A spell that somehow made half the country think of this idiot as a master le ebin 69d chess trolling tactician rather than a prejudiced knuckle-dragging backwards neanderthal demagogue boomer retard with dozens of failed businesses and no political experience.

A spell that, for some reason, has 48% of the country demanding said prejudiced knuckle-dragging backwards neanderthal boomer idiot be given the same respect and honor, but be free of the critique or scrutiny earned by other presidents.

After 4 years of shit, only now can we talk about Trump candidly and critically. What a fucking strong spell that was. I'm glad it ended at one term, and that people can finally wake the fuck up and face the reality that this man is a fucking walking embarrassment.

Looking back on the last 4 years makes me think I jumped the streams into a different dimension. We lived in a fucking Wizard of Oz logic world where every dumb, unprofessional or blatantly horrible thing Trump did or said was spun into a positive "BOSS" le epik shitposter moment by his fans and followers. In any sane universe, half the shit that he said and did would've tanked him immediately. Trump's fans constantly fucking overlooked, excused, twisted, and memoryholed anything bad that he ever did, both here and everywhere else, all because he made the right people mad.

Talking critical of Trump was taboo to the point where the only time I can really remember the site called him on a retarded decision was his calls to repeal 230, but only after Josh got mad about it. But it was only critique with apprehension, as opposed to the unfiltered shitting-on being done in this thread.

Trump's actions in the face of defeat only further solidify what should've been evident since 2016, him and his fanbase are overgrown mentally unstable teenagers. Storming city halls and ballot counting offices, sending bomb threats, refusing to concede to reality, diving deeper into delusion. He's not a genius, he's a mentally challenged upper-crust golden spoon rich geriatric reality tv show star who rolled a nat 20.

A Trump loss signals a slow end of this Oz era of politics, for now. I look forward to every twitter career grifter's slow and painful descent into irrelevancy and nothingness. I also look forward to 95% of A&N leaving the site for good after realizing that it's not their personal political hugbox.
I didn't like Trump in 2015, 2016 or 2017, I didn't vote for him in 2016, even though I've always hated the Woke left from the word go.

I started to change my tune in 2018 though, but you've got to understand just how much the leftist freaking out about Trump got tiresome after a year plus of it, this made me and a lot of people want to knee jerk defend him, however for me personally I was never one to go around wearing a MAGA hat or anything like that.

But yes, the truth is Trump and his following are just a mirror image of the SJWs and it's all the same problem of idiocy, of the dumbing down of American society and culture, of people becoming dangerously detached from basic reality.

Hopefully the fog is clearing and people from both sides start snapping out of it and tuning into reality for a change.

The thing is, I knew this was going to happen, I knew there was going to come a time in which Trump really would become cringey and only the loonliest would still support him, it's sad how predictable it was, but it is what it is.
 
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