-nothing says "feeling refreshed" like being out of breathe from SAYING HELLO
-shes been feeling "not so fresh" they make a soap for that chinny
-shes making EVERYTHING from scratch, except the pasta bc effort
-"on this channel, carbs are not bad" god shes going to be insufferable about this isnt she
-explains to her woefully stupid audience how to flatten chicken
-um excuse me making that chicken thin is BODY SHAMING
-shes sad about wasting ziplock bags since shes out of saran wrap but doesnt just...use one bag....instead of putting every piece of chicken in its own
-it cant be safe to cook with your gunt pressed up against the stove
-her arms are HUGE dude the thanksgiving turkey i got today is smaller than her upper arms
-one of her nasty wigs seems to just be chlling in the background, wtf
-i dont give a shit if she cooks from scratch or not but does using canned tomatoes really make it much different than using canned sauce?
-she keeps using buzzwords from cooking shows like "aromatic" and "marry" like we'll be tricked into thinking shes a professional
-standing at the stove to stir sauce really took it out of her so shes sitting to do the chicken
-"i dont really measure when i cook" or eat
-shes a BIG advocate for trying ne things before deciding you dont like them. of course, she keeps eating things even when she hates it but whatever, nice dig at peetz
-is she really sitting down while frying chicken? wow
-did you guys know ovens get HOT? weird
-she was so proud of herself of cooking this and for what? it looks like a banquet tv dinner and those are a dollar
-once again she cant wait for things to cool off before stuffing it in
-really? we're doing dubbed in shh tics now? what a fucking idiot
-some stupid story about elbows on the table at camp, ODD at its finest
-shes just in the mood to be a contrary cunt today
-she is such a victim because her mom paid to send her to camp and be social, god forbid
-shes mixing popcorn and chips every night for a snack
-her chips got recalled bc they have glass in them but im sure she just thought it was some new flavor
-i know she sits so low so theres less distance from plate to face but how is that comfortable
-shes going to a park tomorrow to feed squirrels and let peetz run around with the other spazs on a walk with their keepers
-shes not like other girls, she LOVES rodents. she would never run over a family of squirrels like they were frogs or something
-"my weakness is i love cheese too much" cheese and everything else
-tells cat he cant come up, calls him up anyway
-shes so incredibly jealous of this mukbanger who can take huge bites and stay skinny
-shes tired from "running around in the kitchen cooking" you SAT DOWN for most of that you cow
-called it a WORKOUT to do that and errands i mean wow
-shes so massive we can barely see the cat past her shoulders
-its amazing that her spaghetti is so dry when she soaks every other food in so much sauce
-buying more kitchen appliances to use once so she can make more african dishes
-wearing a wig made her appreciate her real hair more....gorl
-her wigs itch too much, which is probably not at all bc she doesnt wash her hair
-some guy at a gas station gave her a card for car washing bc he car looked nasty as shit
-she 'confesses' that shes never really been a clean person and has to force herself to clean, um arent you always talking about cleaning and doing chores? i mean we knew you were lying but still lmao
-not gonna decorate for xmas, probably broke from buying for halloween
-she likes xmas movies but not hallmark or romance ones, GEE i wonder why you cow
-she keeps talking about how good it was, which means it wasnt as good as a big mac in her eyes
-now shes talking about judge judy?
-shes going to go 'veg out' and then clean. but since she just said she doesnt clean shes going to go to bed for 16 hours and eat some more