2020 U.S. Presidential Election - Took place November 3, 2020. Former U.S. Vice President Joe Biden assumed office January 20, 2021.

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Well if the last hours have proven anything, it's that trolling is an art, and some people are better at it than others. I'd say "IFuckingLoveJoeBiden" wins for effort, Notorious N.I.G being gets silver 'cause at least sometimes his use of memes is great but he also has his moments where it's just kinda indistinguishable from regular autism, and "HollywoodHulkHogan" gets third place for relatability. Most others are garbage, though, sadly. #MakeTrollingGreatAgain.

This along with the fact other countries have rightly called out shit like lack of voter IDs has been extremely sobering these past few days.

Yeah honestly as someone who has been open on my criticism of america in the past... Jesus Christ I did not expect it to get to this point. You know, Spain literally depends on our military alliance with the USA to keep the peace here, Morocco's currently invading Western Sahara and has been making threats on the Canaries and Andalusia since they stopped being a french colony. That's why we've been good little doggies so hardcore all these decades. So specially with those suspicious movements coming from Torregorda and Rota, it's been quite eye opening to see just how quickly we might find ourselves unable to rely on that alliance. As what were honest critiques become exhacerbated horror at the state of things it feels like our entire sense of safety was based on a lie, the peace we've enjoyed based on little more than appearances. It's not a good feeling you know. Makes you question if it'll last. And I do think we can beat morocco any day, our army aren't pushovers at all and our specialists have dealth with way more than any other country in europe and certainly way more than morocco, they have no idea what they're dealing with. But... My hometown's in the southernmost area of Spain. We are literally within bombing range even by more conventional methods. It doesn't matter if we'd win, they'd still fuck us up badly in the process. And that's before counting on the weapons of mass destruction.

Just imagine thinking war could never come because at least you're allied with the bastion of democracy that has been the USA just to see it implode like this. It's been a bad week to be from Cadiz. I really hope I'm just doomering and it's not gonna go pear shaped. Oh, btw, for anyone that might've been wondering if updates would come since my last post about it. Still no news from Israel and no confirmation from our army. New theory by some is that since Rota is a joint naval base from Spain and the USA maybe the reason for the weird moves isn't because of Morocco but because it's the americans that are doing weird shit in preparation to deply the national guard back home, seems plausible. Either way, if Biden wins I think Israel and Taiwan are gonna be in some real shit, and if Israel gets in hot shit with the arabs Spain will need Biden to keep his country's word to avoid war. And I don't think Biden can be trusted with that... I don't even think Biden can be trusted to remember what year it is anymore.
 
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The infighting we will see in the Democratic party should be entertaining enough to warm the heart of the most blackpilled among us. Forget Republicans blocking shit the Dems are going to need extra security just to keep from tearing each other apart on the way to the office.
It's all a show dude. The Justice Dems have already been made an offer they can't refuse by Nancy, Bernie has cucked more times than I can count... There's nothing going on in their party. You'll get the occasional circus by one of those brown girls but that's gonna be it.
 
Triple-H and APC will call this copeposting, but this is my spergtastic rainbow take:

TL;DR: 8243064172364d chess.

Trump (the public-facing one at least) likes to show off. He likes gold and gorgeous ladies, his hair is on fleek and the tanning cream just orange enough. When he talks, he exaggerates to a fault and everything he does is YUUUGE. This is important.

Also note that he has a real penchant for calling his shots, announcing to his opponents what he’s going to do, and somehow they are still left reeling in Wile-E-Coyote fashion time and time again.

On to the meat:

If you want to get to the top of the pyramid, you have to climb. Some people have others help them on their way. Some, precious few, are even carried to the top on the backs of others.

In 2015, when DJT announced his participation in the Republican Presidential primary, Everyone went batshit. Especially the Republicans. They didn't want Trump anywhere near them, and actively obstructed him in every way they could - until the disastrous 2018 midterm.
Trump received little assistance on his way to the Presidency. On the contrary, his opponents have done anything and everything in their power to stop him.

Repurposing Obama's 2008 grassroots strategy, Trump created a cult of personality that swept him into the Presidency with a Republican majority in both houses. If Paul Ryan wasn't such a massive faggot and would have joined Team Trump, they could have done whatever the fuck they wanted. The Wall could have been ready in time for the 2018 election. Instead, they chose to obstruct as best they could, and mostly sat on their asses for two years in preparation for the lubeless pounding they would receive from their Trump-loving constituents.

It is becoming obvious to me that Trump is an absolute mastermind at strategy and communication. The rapid tabloidization of main stream media means that twitter shitposting is an incredibly effective way to get his message out, and he is constantly toeing the line between appealing to his fans and pissing off his opponents. Trump generates massive attention, and so the media try to make everything relate to Trump. Gotta maximize that shareholder value with big headlines and outrageous scandals (good news don't sell). On top of that lies the liberal bias of average journalists and the continued shitfits and takedown attempts from his opponents, and thus we end up with the endless stream of radioactive sludge that the old media has become.

After 16 months of constant negative media attention, the American people elected as their President: Orange Man Hitler.
After 4 years of constant negative media attention, surely the public must now understand how bad Orange Man Hitler is, and will not re-elect him. Any remaining Nazis are actively rounded up by BLM and Antifa and hopefully we can remove the dictator and have a President again. And the polls reflect that, with an overwhelming majority claiming to vote for the Democrat candidate. But who does the polls reach? How readily would a Trump voter answer questions when the pollers call, compared to a Dem voter? After an unbroken 5-year media tardrage about Orange Man Hitler, we should now trust them to accurately conduct and present polls? Republicans already doesn't trust the media, so why would they answer truthfully - or at all - when pollsters call?

It is obvious to anyone that the US election system is horribly broken. Every single time, without fail, there are hundreds if not thousands of separately relatively minor "hanging chad" or "misplaced boxes" or "wrong pen used" or "dead people voting" issues that compound into total unaccountability. And instead of getting better, we see a continued deterioration. The PA SC recently ruled that a signature mismatch, or missing signature, on a mail-in ballot is not enough to challenge the vote. Seriously? Which country is this? Somalia? The people in charge of this system are very obviously corrupt and exploiting it. Nothing will change this situation short of a rain of Tsar Bombas.

It should also be obvious that Trump knows this.

His opponents attacked him so fiercely in 2015 and '16, that by the time he was elected, they had already exhausted their playbook. They used every trick in the book, including impeachment and weaponizing the FBI and DOJ, so why not election fraud? It's maybe the only thing they hadn't done to him yet. Does anyone really think Trump would not expect this? It seems like he has been talking a lot about voter fraud, but has done very little about it. Strange, isn't it?
He has also been talking a lot about draining the swamp, but hasn't done shit. It's still dirtier than the Ganges and he needs four more years? What a way to generate Obama-era levels of letdown and disappointment.

Knowing with 100% certainty that the 2020 election will be rigged, what would Trump do? Try to stop it? Obviously not, and why would you, if you can weaponize the election and in one fell swoop catch a huge number of swamp rats with their hands in the cookie jar, while simultaneously effecting sweeping reforms of the election system to something that is at least as good as a third-world country?

How long after November 3rd do you need to wait, to make sure your opponent have done their part of the task and implicated themselves beyond reasonable doubt?

This election is one of legends.

The only appropriate closing statement can only be the biggest, most public, freudian slip in known history. Couldn’t find the full clip, but it must be appreciated in full so I have quoted it below. If someone archived it on the farms and know where, please ping me.

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"Secondly, we're in a situation where we've put together, and you guys did it for out adminis- the President Obamas administration before this. We have put together I think the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics."
Jesus Christ.

TL; DR. You stupid, silly right wingers are literally the stereotype that you built for lefties when they meme.
 
Well congrats anyone can be president now. Even a dementia patient.

Never say American is discriminate anyone again
In reality, the transition won't be as drastic as we once thought. Whereas before we had God-Emperor Trump, we now have gone through the Horus heresy and now we'll have Biden vegetatively sitting upon the Golden Throne while the Inquisition led by Grandmistress Kamala purges the heretics.
At least it's not a Harry Potter or Star Wars comparison
 
It's going to be a long tiring process. I look forward to 4 years of gridlock and the media being so starved for clickbait they start to eat each other like the Donner party. Not looking forward to more wars though.
What's your bets on the next conflict? A lot of people think it's going to be Iran, but I think the establishment might try to pull a fast one on Syria instead.
 
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No matter what happens -- and I still am fairly convinced Trump has the court case to stop the steal -- that blue vs red graph image is going to follow the Democrats around like a scarlet letter for the next 40 years. So you can thank Nate Pyrite for that final little gift.

Everyone knows they committed massive amounts of fraud to get to this point. They know Trump won this election. Now, we just need to see if reality will contort to Progressive fever dreams, or the actual will of the people.
 
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