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Can we setup a gofundme for Kurt and his blue checkmark friends to go elsewhere? I’m sure their skills are in demand all over the world.
Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme
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They are the left wing equivalent of all those dumbass libertards who constantly threaten to "go Galt" even though they live on welfare.
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It's funny, I've never met a tax rebel yet who actually owed any income tax. They're all as poor as churchmice. They do not owe tax. They are owed services, and they don't collect them.
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This first tweet is non-ironically almost an exact duplicate of the Confederate argument before the Civil War on why they had to secede before a Republican took office. I didn't know Kurt was a Lost Cause supporter.
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I also have to wonder, if we went back to Obama's presidency would we find Kurt tweeting out about how even mentioning secession was tantamount to treason? Because there was a lot of that.
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"@realDonaldTrump This is Kurt's wife. Your reelection caused another seizure. The FBI has your data! Consequences will never be the same!"
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"Kurt's epilepsy is really bad. Every time we make love, he has a seizure."
"That's awful. What are you doing about it?"
"We bought a strobe light."
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LOL, I doubt Kurt's wife has touched him (sexually) in years.
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Agree, she doesn't appear to have tentacles, but what do I know?
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We can read the joke as Kurt's wife triggering his epilepsy to keep him away from her, or using him as a spasming vibrator, as suits your idiom.
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I will be so excited to see if Kurt tries to have Trump prosecuted for giving him seizures (assuming he wins). Kurt has really been warped by Twitter. Really looking forward to seeing his meltdown today.
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The seizures must be caused by Kurt's gray matter hitting his skull with all these big brain takes.
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Does pedophilia cause seizures? Because that would explain why kikenwald constantly has them.
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So does cannibalism. Gotta do something with the younguns after they've served their purpose.
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declaring war on AOC via his "son"
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"(...) all because your feelings get hurt through the reality (...)"
How's living in that glass house of yours, Kurt?
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damn I guess Kurt cant show his son AOC deepfakes anymore.
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I think he really means his wife’s son. It’s hilarious how democrats are already attacking eachother viciously before they’ve even tried to appreciate their supposed defeat of the orange man. They don’t seem to grasp that Trump is literally too stubborn to die and even if he’s defeated now, he will spend the next 4 years getting revenge and pushing his ideology.
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True & Honest Fan
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Kurt made an appearance in the DT 2020 Election thread
I don't know if I'd run around calling people pathetic if I was the guy who bankrolled child porn.
I don't know if I'd run around calling people pathetic if I was the guy who bankrolled child porn.