Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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It’s pretty funny that he’s willing to try anything but bathing and properly grooming himself. For some reason he keeps picking faggy affectations like long hair and earrings. Dax is giving us shades of Bruce Jenner during the years he was rumored to be a cross-dresser but hadn’t yet come out as trans.
 
Hunter S. Thompson ruined a whole generation of writers, albeit shitty ones. They all somehow thought they could just break all the rules of writing and journalism and because HST did it, they'd be great too. But they all sucked and they all broke all the rules and SUCKED doing it.

It is so telling that these idiots try to emulate fear and loathing, or especially the derby article and never Hell’s Angels. A book that defined an era in American history and took two years to write.
 
He does know that you can say Cuties is an abomination and try to safeguard the election, right? Dealing with things like Cuties is part of why churches existed, the Legion of Decency, the Hays Code, etc. But I'm sure that's not what he'd want. It's not a binary choice between democracy and child exploitation. Everything to defend Cuties. Just stop dude. Get some help.
 
Why is Dick mad, anyway? He doesn't have a right-wing bone in his body.
Dick, like a lot of modern e-celebs are parasites for Trump, sucking away his rhetoric and fans in the hopes of getting some attention from the “alt-right.” Once Trump is gone Dick won’t be able to use him, he’ll be stuck with whatever very small audience likes him for him.
 
It is so telling that these idiots try to emulate fear and loathing, or especially the derby article and never Hell’s Angels. A book that defined an era in American history and took two years to write.
None of the HST dick riders would ever dare try something as wild and pivotal as the Hells Angels book because they're lazy cowards. Though I would love to see any of these faggots try to kick it with a biker gang and the beating that would immediately follow.
 
Is there one sleazy look he's not going to adopt? The scraggly hair, now the earing. Getting harder and harder to not think he's going through a midlife crisis.
Look at his arms, maybe he'll start racking up track marks if he gets into smack. That seems to be about the only degeneracy he hasn't yet adopted.
None of the HST dick riders would ever dare try something as wild and pivotal as the Hells Angels book because they're lazy cowards.
To write that book he literally had to actually hang out with Hell's Angels and ultimately got his ass kicked. None of these clowns have the balls to do that. Two percenters would take one look at Dick and if they didn't kick his ass, they'd fuck it.
 
Look at his arms, maybe he'll start racking up track marks if he gets into smack. That seems to be about the only degeneracy he hasn't yet adopted.

To write that book he literally had to actually hang out with Hell's Angels and ultimately got his ass kicked. None of these clowns have the balls to do that. Two percenters would take one look at Dick and if they didn't kick his ass, they'd fuck it.
Bikers have too high standards to rape Dick. They'd just push him over and call him a cuck like Maddox.

Also motorcycle outlaws are usually called "one percenters" these days.
 
How long before Dax picks this thread back up? It’s been a whole five minutes since he put it down.

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It’s pretty funny that he’s willing to try anything but bathing and properly grooming himself. For some reason he keeps picking faggy affectations like long hair and earrings. Dax is giving us shades of Bruce Jenner during the years he was rumored to be a cross-dresser but hadn’t yet come out as trans.
Well, he is a chad; You tell him to bathe and groom, he'll yell "Screw you mooooom! I'll do whatever I want!". Which I guess that's where he got his affection for long hair and earrings. And I'm sure he's a cross-dresser, he's just too alpha to tell us betas.
 
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Bikers have too high standards to rape Dick. They'd just push him over and call him a cuck like Maddox.

Also motorcycle outlaws are usually called "one percenters" these days.
I think you're right except if Dick went to prison. His ass could have some sex-value to old bikers rotting in the pen.
 
I think you're right except if Dick went to prison. His ass could have some sex-value to old bikers rotting in the pen.
Some people are afraid of going to prison because they're scared of the prison rape, but Dax is a rare case. He'd walk straight into prison, get fucked up the ass and call it a chad move to own the Karen Farms.
 
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