Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 40 9.3%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 52 12.1%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 71 16.5%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 140 32.5%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 17 3.9%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 20 4.6%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 50 11.6%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 41 9.5%
  • Total voters
    431
Super immune compromised and housebound mamma wants tickets to the zoo.
 

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Lurk said:
How bizarre, Who needs to visit the zoo when you've got your own shit-flinging, raging silverback living in the attic?

Edit: I haven't seen this extra guilt trip posted yet:
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Yes, because distracting a child (with possible developmental delays, if I'm remembering correctly) with an expensive toy is the proper way to help a child deal with death. Not actually talking to them about it, maybe seeking out some tips online from creditable sources that specialize in child bereavement...no, no. no

"Someone die, little buddy? Well, shove all those confusing feelings down, don't deal with them! Pretend they aren't even there! Uncle Lou---er, Auntie Ace, bought you a brand new Nintendo Switch! But remember, since Auntie Ace bought it, she gets to use it the most, okay?"
 
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A few tweets that weren't posted but are extremely amusing.

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So you can beg for Christmas gifts early, but shops had better hold to a certain standard. Oh, okay. Better not shop at Wal-Mart, Lou. All of them across the country have Christmas shit already lining the shelves.

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...I don't even know where to begin with this one...
 
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Wooden Spoon said:
A few tweets that weren't posted but are extremely amusing.

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So you can beg for Christmas gifts early, but shops had better hold to a certain standard. Oh, okay. Better not shop at Wal-Mart, Lou. All of them across the country have Christmas shit already lining the shelves.

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This first one is fascinating because it’s pretty clear that Lou doesn’t understand things like creation delays or shipping times. Christmas season shipping is a royal pain in the ass, and if you don’t plan way ahead, you can get screwed. It’s also super entitled. “How dare you want to celebrate something before I’M ready for it!”
 
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Wooden Spoon said:
A few tweets that weren't posted but are extremely amusing.

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So you can beg for Christmas gifts early, but shops had better hold to a certain standard. Oh, okay. Better not shop at Wal-Mart, Lou. All of them across the country have Christmas shit already lining the shelves.

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...I don't even know where to begin with this one...
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Watch out shops! The guy with no income might unfollow.

Also...Jesus Christ Lou. I see what you're saying, and it's retarded as hell, but the election was on 11/9/16. The retardation is SO thick
 
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JaneThough said:
Watch out shops! The guy with no income might unfollow.

Also...Jesus Christ Lou. I see what you're saying, and it's retarded as hell, but the election was on 11/9/16. The retardation is SO thick
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That would be the 'Jewish guy with no income'
 
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It’s also super entitled. “How dare you want to celebrate something before I’M ready for it!”
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Not to mention, this coming from Lou 'Maximum Jewish' Gagliardi who gave us an honest to god birthday countdown. He sure didn't wait until a month before to start the birthday grift guilt train.
 
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kind of ironic how he uses the term snowflake though it was originally used against white liberal college students lmao
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He's using it incorrectly anyway. That phrase is used when a supported fact is seen as offensive. The guy is blatantly asking for elaboration on a statement and is returned with an insult, so if anything, the guy Louis said that to should be saying it to him. It's meant to quash people resorting to namecalling in response to an argument, not for it to be used to support insulting a person for presenting a stance.
 
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A new picture of our absolute state
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Childhood photo of Lou as a little shit
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Lol at the chin gunt still bulging out of the bottom.

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That face gunt tho.
Lou’s Biggest Fan said:
Lou admits he’s not Jewish after term searching to find a random religious post to be Euphoric in :story:


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Of course, the one time Lou is honest about his background, he only does so due to the fact that he's a fedora atheist.
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kind of ironic how he uses the term snowflake though it was originally used against white liberal college students lmao
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A man who blocks anyone who disagrees with him and routinely changes his username to avoid backlash from Twitter drama is no position to call anyone else a "snowflake".
 
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Lou’s Biggest Fan said:
I do believe I found the reason for the latest DFE:

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It seems that people finally got fed up with Lou only ever responding to them with “you’re a bottom!!!” as well as apparently trying to whine about artists not doing things all the same way (presumably making it harder for him to find giant tiddy cat art that meets his standards) and called him out on both.
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I know this is a bit late, but I thought I might break down for anyone who isn't a part of the gay community why, exactly, Lou doesn't have any friends.
Gay men, please feel free to correct me.
A lot of gay men are pretty sensitive about their masculinity being made fun of, because when you're younger and you come out, people automatically assume that that makes you effeminate and fruity, even though plenty of gay guys are literally just normal people, not bitchy queens. It's also really weird and invasive to make assumptions or jokes about people's sex lives when you don't know them (in Lou's case, he's literally never met this guy, and he's making jokes about guys fucking his ass and him sucking dicks). Imagine how cringey it would be if you were out with some friends from work, and a guy passively mentions that he's gay, and someone goes "WOW HUH YOU LIKE OTHER GUYS STICKING THEIR DICKS UP YOUR POOPER?" Lou, a straight man (I can't totally prove that he doesn't wank to dudes, too, but there's no evidence of it in the porn he's commissioned) is basically doing that with every interaction. Anyone in the gay community with any measure of social awareness knows that gay men can be fed up with people mocking their masculinity and implying that they're feminine. I only make jokes like that with ONE of my gay male friends, and he is 1) my best friend in the world other than my partner and 2) literally told me that he was comfortable with me going there. He makes fun of me for being a dyke, I make fun of him for being a faggot, all is well. There's obviously no reciprocality here. It's so fucking cringe to even look at.

TLDR: Lou's such a larper he doesn't even understand the basics of how gay people talk to each other. He's the epitome of a cringey, LGBT-obsessed straight guy annoying gay youths who just want to live their lives.
 
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