Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

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Who wins on November 3rd? (Zeitgeist, not who you're voting for)

  • Expecting a Trump win.

    Votes: 978 45.7%

  • Expecting a Biden win.

    Votes: 277 12.9%

  • Expecting no clear winner on November 3rd.

    Votes: 885 41.4%
  • Total voters
    2,140
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
And why the hell didn't they rig it for the senate, too? Trumpers are still coping and it's fucking hilarious how autistic they're acting
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I wonder the same. I've heard because it would allow for everyone involved (everyone position voted for) to also contest it but I don't know how true that may be.
Personally I think they just didn't expect any major pushback as this has been an open secret for my entire life at least. Jokes about dead people voting don't come out of no where, but it probably has never been on a scale large enough to gain national attention.

There's been a lot of sketchiness surrounding this election and I think at this point people are curious and want to dig deeper. May as well give us some entertainment since corona still exists.
 
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GenericReviewerDraco said:
Most likely, but the clown world that is 2020 makes satire and genuine psychotic malice hard to tell apart. Then again I'm srsly replying to a baitposter.
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And I am replying to a Trump cultist who has an anime avatar

Aidan said:
I wonder the same. I've heard because it would allow for everyone involved (everyone position voted for) to also contest it but I don't know how true that may be.
Personally I think they just didn't expect any major pushback as this has been an open secret for my entire life at least. Jokes about dead people voting don't come out of no where, but it probably has never been on a scale large enough to gain national attention.

There's been a lot of sketchiness surrounding this election and I think at this point people are curious and want to dig deeper. May as well give us some entertainment since corona still exists.
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Or, ya know, it wasn't voter fraud?

There's no legit sketchiness (at least compared to any other election). Anything that has been claimed for evidence has been thoroughly debunked or explained. I get it, Daddy Trump said that there's fraud so you guys gotta believe it, but there's no evidence of it.
 
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BULLY HUNTER_77 said:
Soooo....
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@Andrew Neiman
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@Maradontia

What are your thoughts on videos like this one floating around on Twitter? Are they staged/fake news or did they just not move the needle enough to substantiate Donald Trump's lawsuits? I've seen maybe a dozen similar videos.
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It's likely some guy playing a practical joke. If you really think there's going to be some huge Democrat conspiracy for voter fraud that they got past the checks and balances, they aren't gonna be stupid enough to record it. You'd think posters on Kiwi Farms of all places would know trolling when they see it, but apparently not
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
And I am replying to a Trump cultist who has an anime avatar


Or, ya know, it wasn't voter fraud?

There's no legit sketchiness (at least compared to any other election). Anything that has been claimed for evidence has been thoroughly debunked or explained. I get it, Daddy Trump said that there's fraud so you guys gotta believe it, but there's no evidence of it.
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"No legit sketchiness; all debunked!"
Then I don't see the issue with any investigations and I'm not sure why it was so controversial to have poll watchers watch polls.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
It's likely some guy playing a practical joke. If you really think there's going to be some huge Democrat conspiracy for voter fraud that they got past the checks and balances, they aren't gonna be stupid enough to record it. You'd think posters on Kiwi Farms of all places would know trolling when they see it, but apparently not
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Well, I am the retarded anime avatar that fell for the fake Gore newspaper. Sometimes I need to be spoonfed ;)
 
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I love what you guys have going on here. The salt is salty the 'tism is flowing. It's beautiful. Keep going, please.
Aidan said:
There's nothing Joe can't cure! He's also going to cure cancer!
Yes he actually said if he's elected that he'll cure cancer.
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I mean, that's a big claim, but his son did die of cancer so he has some skin in the game. Anyway, this thread is fucking hilarious.

Also, poll watchers did watch the polls. They admitted it in court. There were also cameras. Let's stick to facts here.
 
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BULLY HUNTER_77 said:
Soooo....
@Hollywood Hulk Hogan
@Andrew Neiman
@SpiceyHuman
@Maradontia

What are your thoughts on videos like this one floating around on Twitter? Are they staged/fake news or did they just not move the needle enough to substantiate Donald Trump's lawsuits? I've seen maybe a dozen similar videos.
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I have no idea what the provenance of this video is. It could easily be fake (after all, all it really depicts is a guy tearing up a piece of paper). If this person is actually destroying a ballot on camera and publishing it attached to his real identity, that would be insanely foolish, of course.
 
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Aidan said:
"No legit sketchiness; all debunked!"
Then I don't see the issue with any investigations and I'm not sure why it was so controversial to have poll watchers watch polls.
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I haven't heard any rumblings from the OSCE about irregularities. Unless, off course, it's a (((global))) conspiracy. (Hint: it isn't).
 
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Anyone else looking forward to the salt that is going to come once a bunch of nonproductives realize that Biden's transition plan does not include UBI or extra stimulus checks, so they won't get any more neet bux?
 
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Buster O'Keefe said:
I haven't heard any rumblings from the OSCE about irregularities. Unless, off course, it's a (((global))) conspiracy. (Hint: it isn't).
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That is strange. I was expecting there to be rumblings - wasn't it the OSCE that applied Benford's law to the 2009 Iraq election to show evidence of voter fraud?

I'd expect similar rumblings if the Biden votes also don't follow Benford's law. I know the test isn't definitive, but it should give you a general idea about whether or not fraud may have occurred, right?
 
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I'm at peace with whatever way the outcome goes. Whether Harris/Biden ends up being the Administration or if there is somehow a reversal and through litigation there are several states flipped and Trump/Lightning Pence are back at it.
Not like anything is in our control anyway. So may as well be adaptive and just roll with it as best you can.
But I was not so secretly hoping for a sequel of that deranged broad from the 2016 inauguration screaming noooooooooo like holy water was being sprayed on her.
 
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