Well done, Phil. You have a stick.
Phil wouldn't break the law.
Sure Phil, that's why you packed up and hauled ass when your address was posted.
"#antifasupersoldier"
Think he dilates with it?
Something that long is terrible for enclosed spaces like narrow hallways, it's easy to miss and get stuck in a wall. You would think a trained super soldier would know this.
I reckon it’s something simple like coming to the end of his contract or however it works with tard housing in the US. When he got evicted for getting yelled at by Toren and loudly crying himself to sleep, he had a big rant about the landlord class. If he was being driven out by some threat, he’d likely clam up and go quietly, because he is a coward. My theory is that it’s some entirely normal process that he’s just playing up to try to sound like a badass.
He literally just autistically decided somehow bicycles were communist and then despite years of obsession and getting tard tattoos all over him of bicycles, he is too retarded actually to even ride one. You think he'd have figured it out at some point but even among lolcows, Phil may be the biggest tard of them all.
He probably just rams it up his ass.
It isn’t. It’s a fine example of autistic reasoning. Phil was into Hetalia, the character of China rode a bicycle and was a Maoist. Phil, being scared of his own boners due to his child’s mind, decided that this was actually him discovering his political identity (just as he decided he was Latino because he wanted to bang J-Lo). Not being very bright, he decided that bicycles were part of Maoism. And being a turbo autist, he didn’t realise that bicycles/Maoism is not a connection anyone else would make.
I think Phil admitted he was destructive and combative as a kid.
It would have been better had he armed himself with a pair of nunchakus. You need actual training with those things because you hit something with them and that part of the stick is now bouncing back at you. They look really impressive and in the right hands can be, but for the most part they're toys.
“Final troop withdrawal day?” Is that how retards say “moving day?”
Has Phil ever even had a 4-hour work week?
Same plan he's always had Pinky. Shit himself and do nothing.
At the risk of agreeing with Phil... he may not be COMPLETELY full of shit here. The 40 hour work week was optimized for a very different sort of economy than we have now. It may be entirely correct for some types of work, such as assembly lines, but it's treated as a one size fits all schedule when maybe it shouldn't be. Is it optimal for programmers? Retail workers? Car mechanics? Has anybody checked?
