Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Rich Evans Apologist]

Jesus I'm not actually dumb enough to spend 75 dollars on pictures of feet. Novel thought but no.

Don't ruin my thought experiment! This is for science!

I mostly just wanted to pose the question on the whole as to his spending breakdowns because -I'm- curious myself what it looks like. What if Lou wins the lottery? How quickly does he burn through it all, and what's it all go towards?

We've seen how he burns through pittances that he gets in the short-term, we've seen him save up enough to buy computers and ipads and shit he already has. Perhaps it's just an accounting itch, but I'd have a laugh seeing half of a pie-chart of his spending be dedicated to "minor upgrade of consumer electronic that is sold two weeks after purchase"

 

[Miss Misery]

Okay I just realized that Lou's foot hole has existed for six months now.

NO WOUND TAKES THAT LONG TO HEAL.

Major surgeries don't have that long of a recovery period. Third-degree burns don't take that long to heal. If he really still has a wound in his foot that requires Neosporin, something is majorly wrong and he's too stubborn and stupid to do anything about it but complain and grift.

Fucking horrifying.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Okay I just realized that Lou's foot hole has existed for six months now.

NO WOUND TAKES THAT LONG TO HEAL.

Major surgeries don't have that long of a recovery period. Third-degree burns don't take that long to heal. If he really still has a wound in his foot that requires Neosporin, something is majorly wrong and he's too stubborn and stupid to do anything about it but complain and grift.

Fucking horrifying.

We’ve already established through educated deduction and logical assumption that what Lou has is a Diabetic Foot Ulcer that started out as a simple wart, but from his intentional picking at it to make it look worse so he could use it to grift, it never healed and developed in to the ulcer. He’s capable of ignoring it because the diabetes has ravaged his nerves and he can’t fucking feel it, so he just assumes nothing is wrong and it will go away if he keeps drenching it in antibiotic ointment. He no longer used it to grift because after showing people he could shove his entire fat finger in to the hole, all his enablers began telling him he needed to go to the doctor and so he gave up that grift because he realized it wouldn’t get him any more money he could spend on wants until he went to the ER.

At this point, it’s going to get worse, the necrotic flesh visible from the last picture we got of it is going to spread as his foot literally rots off his bones, and at that point he’s going to be forced to see a doctor, or he’s going to just keep wrapping it with gauze and ignoring it because he can’t feel it, and he’s going to keel over dead in a matter of months.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Does Lou know that the tranny open wound is supposed to be inbetween his legs and not on his foot?

 

[The Dude]

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"He's got the attention span of a goldfish, you know how five year olds are, right? Now give me some cash."
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Lou the enlightened centrist, everyone.
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Oh never mind, it's just an excuse for him to argue with people no matter what side they're on.

What rule of law? The Electoral College hasn't voted yet, and they're the ones who actually decide who gets elected as president. Just because the media has called Biden the winner because he won the popular vote (possibly via voter fraud) does NOT mean Biden has won. The United States is a Republic, NOT a Democracy, so winning the popular vote doesn't mean jack shit. Only the Electoral College vote matters, and they don't have to vote along the lines of who won the popular vote.

And Louie is chosing to ignore all the evidence of voter fraud and other shenanigans that have gone on this election. This isn't going to end until the courts step in, so Orange Man Bad may still be President next year.

 

[SIGSEGV]

the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my PAYPAL is empty, what a wonderful day for scooming... GOOD MORNING DIANA PRINCE. I've been awake for twenty whole seconds and I haven't SCOOMED yet. It's time to hop onto my grift throne and machinegun jackhammer my deathgrip bloodshot Twitter feed with my roided doomfist once again! *AGGRESSIVE TYPING* HUH. I-is that a-a #transcrowdfund!? HHHHNG UH. I- *begins the ritual* I MUST SNIFF. MMMMMMMMNNNNFFFFF. NNNNG. AAAAAAGGH. NNNNG. HHNG-RNNG. OH GOD. AAAAAGHHH. UUUUUUH. AAAAAAGH. O-OH FUCK. NNNNNNG. MMMMFFFMNNNNFFF. UGGGH. UUUNG MMMFFFFNNNFFF. AAAAGH *smashes desk* I'M... S-SCOOMING. (scoom) I'M... (scoom) I'M sCOOMING (scoom) I'M... SCOOMING. *white grift starts to emerge* (scoom) I'M (scoom) SCOOMING. I'M SCOOMING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGH. OOOH FUCK. AAAANNNNHHHGGGG. SCOOOMING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. (scoom) NO. (scoom) NOAAAAAAGH. OH FUCK IT'S IN MY PAYPAL. (SCOOOM) AAAAAAAAAAAGH. OHHHHHHH. NNNNGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. *starts coughing in pleasure* OH fuck. Nnng. Oh fuck. Oh jesus. Oh shi- oh fuck. SSNNNNIFFF. *Completely exhausted from the magnitude of the scoom* Oh fuck. ohhhh... ohhhhh. there you are, my slippery white grift to the world. My son... My son... (o-oh fuck) Well, time to get some breakfast.

Actually... A little scoom first wouldn't hurt

 

[Iron Hamster]

but I'd have a laugh seeing half of a pie-chart

Because he ate the other half. amirite?

 

[Great Dane]

Lou admits to having "teeth problems." Also, to think you'll live past 50, Lou.
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4 days later, another suicide bait.

https://twitter.com/atigress83/status/1326377406391857155

https://archive.md/HtVp7

As I was making this post, the account has gone private.

EDIT:

Jackalope replies

https://twitter.com/gigaBiteGirl/status/1326382693291085824

https://twitter.com/gigaBiteGirl/status/1326384427551907845

https://twitter.com/gigaBiteGirl/status/1326388192979922945

 

[The Dude]

"CEO of being a broke failure."

Louie only has himself to blame for his lifetime of failure. No one forced him to sit on his ass in his mommy's house his whole adult life instead of getting a job. No one put a gun to his head to force him to lie and beg on social media. No one injected him with a "lazy loser" drug. He is living a life of his own design. He is the architect and carpenter of his own failures and shortcomings, no one else. So his misery is well-earned.

 

[Spunt]

There is a nonzero chance that Lou has been eating the Neosporin.

Nah, Neosporin kills filthy parasites, and Lou's still tweeting.

 

[Lurk]

Calling himself the CEO of being a broke failure (fucking lol) is simply just a pity-bait and guilt trip against his simps who haven't sent him any money following all of the extremely subtle hints he's been dropping. He's holding out on using his usual begging hashtags in order to totally own the terrorists by proving he can wait until the 15th, so instead he's trying to guilt the pathetic morons who still interact with him. He fails to realise that they're all either fellow grifters or are actually broke, unlike Lou. He's also readying himself for a new twitter handle/name just in time for that 15th November grift-fest.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

How many times can someone make vague threats of attempting suicide on Twitter before they just get banned? I'm not suggesting anyone report Lou, but this song and dance is getting old. If he really feels that way, he needs to (but won't) seek help, rather than getting asspats from internet strangers.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Fyi Lou, these posts = asking for money. Did not make it to halfway through the month. And perhaps you should detail all your efforts to find a job, so your followers can see. Or explain to them why they deserve to be guilt tripped for you not having money, a situation of your own making. I would love to hear that second one from him.

And you mean that you're depressed because of that family friend, not because you're broke, right? Once again a huge show of respect from Lou, refusing to attend any services for this beloved woman who practically raised him. Would rather go to walmart. Absolutely stellar.

 

[Next Task]

How many times can someone make vague threats of attempting suicide on Twitter before they just get banned? I'm not suggesting anyone report Lou, but this song and dance is getting old. If he really feels that way, he needs to (but won't) seek help, rather than getting asspats from internet strangers.

Based on other cows? Endlessly. I don't know that they ban people for suicide-baiting, though they should, just because of the optics the one time someone actually goes through with it.

So if you report a suicidal tweet, I don't know that it gets deleted or anything, but they do get a message from Twitter with the numbers for help lines and other usual corporate responses to such things.

That's just from observation of lolcows, though, not from ever having had it happen to me, so they might get more than a polite, 'Don't.' email.

 

[RonRiot]

I should really come visit Animal Control more often, this guy is fantastic.

My man Lou, if you're going to take selfies and your second chin is toad-like you have to take it from the top, not from the bottom.

He could take his photo from space and he’d still have a dewlap like a deflating Thanksgiving parade balloon.

 

[MetalParakeet]

No matter if he dies from a self inflicted wound or just diabetes/obesity, I'd consider it a suicide.

It is suicide to just sit around on your ass all day, masturbating to animals and eating enough GrubHub to feed a family of 5

 

[The Dude]

Based on other cows? Endlessly. I don't know that they ban people for suicide-baiting, though they should, just because of the optics the one time someone actually goes through with it.

So if you report a suicidal tweet, I don't know that it gets deleted or anything, but they do get a message from Twitter with the numbers for help lines and other usual corporate responses to such things.

That's just from observation of lolcows, though, not from ever having had it happen to me, so they might get more than a polite, 'Don't.' email.

It's Twitter, so anyone talking about committing suicide there are just looking for attention and ass-pats like Louie. They're not actually serious about killing themselves. People who are actually suicidal don't go around suicide baiting and grifting for pitybux on social media. They just do it because they no longer want to live. They might leave a suicide note for the people they actually care about, but not tweet it for everyone and their dog to see. Only morally bankrupt attention whores like Louie do that shit.

 

[Neko GF]

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https://twitter.com/gigaBiteGirl/status/1326382693291085824

https://twitter.com/gigaBiteGirl/status/1326384427551907845

https://twitter.com/gigaBiteGirl/status/1326388192979922945

Even if it is part of his suicide baiting, at least he picked an accurate username.

 

[Great Dane]

Unlocked, back to Gneech profile pic, 1,500+ tweets deleted and new bio.

EDIT:

https://twitter.com/atigress83/status/1326591419474120706

https://archive.md/2JDCM

https://twitter.com/atigress83/status/1326591635648634881

https://archive.md/weS0y

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

"CEO of being a broke failure."

Louie only has himself to blame for his lifetime of failure. No one forced him to sit on his ass in his mommy's house his whole adult life instead of getting a job. No one put a gun to his head to force him to lie and beg on social media. No one injected him with a "lazy loser" drug. He is living a life of his own design. He is the architect and carpenter of his own failures and shortcomings, no one else. So his misery is well-earned.

I mean, being the CEO is pretty accurate since his entire empire of failure was built atop the backs of people who actually do work.