Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Benzo Samurai]

Some people are afraid of going to prison because they're scared of the prison rape, but Dax is a rare case. He'd walk straight into prison, get fucked up the ass and call it a chad move to own the Karen Farms.

Not wrong lol, we cuck sjws here at the karen farms cannot even comprehend the 4d political lulz of being rammed up the bum by an old biker. Joke's on us.

 

[Pissmaster]

lol wow he really is melting the fuck down

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Didn’t think he’d go full doomer. Jeez. At least talk about the blockchain watermarks, Dick.

And I thought he backed away from the Cuties shit. He finally started backing away from everything pedo related several episodes ago, but according to Dick, the right lost because they were too busy saying “uh, this shit is creepy”.

 

[Quorthon]

Looks like he's running out of hot takes about the election so he's just rapid firing bad women jokes.

 

[Never Scored]

Looks like he's running out of hot takes about the election so he's just rapid firing bad women jokes.

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lol at some denizen of LA who talks about eating fancy fucking $20 noodles on his show and talks about hanging a TV like he's on This Old House pointing out that others can't survive on their own.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Dax is living in a “mansion” with no AC, bathes once a week max, admits to not paying his bills, and hasn’t had a haircut in years. He’s not exactly the poster boy for responsibility and self-care.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Bikers have too high standards to rape Dick. They'd just push him over and call him a cuck like Maddox.

Also motorcycle outlaws are usually called "one percenters" these days.

As I was told by a couple warlocks years ago, a mouth is a mouth.

 

[TheSimpShow]

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[Pointless Pedant]

Looks like he's running out of hot takes about the election so he's just rapid firing bad women jokes.

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This is just embarrassing. I'm no feminist, but this is straight out of the 1920s.

 

[tantric_depressive]

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Who are those two dudes? I have no idea whether to congratulate you or say "fuck them, mang"

 

[MyNameIsNobody]

Who are those two dudes? I have no idea whether to congratulate you or say "fuck them, mang"

The one reading is Doug Tenaple.
A christian conservative and the creator of Earthworm jim.
Don't know who the other one is

 

[Sped Xing]

Did someone clue Dug Tin Nipples in on Dax?

 

[TheSimpShow]

Who are those two dudes? I have no idea whether to congratulate you or say "fuck them, mang"

This is Doug TenNapel as someone mentioned previously, this man is Dax Herrera's childhood hero, the creator of Earthworm Jim.

I'm fairly certain he knew exactly what that post was about, but Doug is smart enough to keep it under wraps, he learned Internet shit-fights are bad for business when Van Sciver tried to start some shit over #comicsgate. He called it a pitch, he enjoyed it and likes my writing - that to me was an unexpected twist, and a welcome one. Thanks Doug!

Please don't harass Doug, though, I just wanted the clip for the show.

Here's a little context for people that need to catch up to this part of the timeline.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

Looks like he's running out of hot takes about the election so he's just rapid firing bad women jokes.

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He points out a woman or something women do or say, and the punchline is always how he is totally not a woman in any way and cannot even relate to women in the most basic of senses... Eventhough he takes it in the ass, imagines himself being the woman who is fucked in pr0n(or whatever absurd shit he said), sucks dick etc. Talking shit about women is just a huge insecurity cope for him. Like homophobic gay christians hating on gays.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He points out a woman or something women do or say, and the punchline is always how he is totally not a woman in any way and cannot even relate to women in the most basic of senses...

My eyes glaze over just reading this totally accurate description of Dax’s “bits.” It would be embarrassing and cringe enough if it were, say, some loser rando who orbits your friend group like a shit-scented dingleberry. But this guy is an aspiring comedian who spent YEARS at UCB, honing his “craft.” This guy is charging $60 (no drinks included) to hear him recite his sparkling bon mots within infection distance.

In other words, this homo is a total fucking lolcow. If you ever argued otherwise and haven’t yet repented, you’re at best a faggot enabler and most likely a faggot yourself. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

 

[TheSimpShow]

He points out a woman or something women do or say, and the punchline is always how he is totally not a woman in any way and cannot even relate to women in the most basic of senses... Eventhough he takes it in the ass, imagines himself being the woman who is fucked in pr0n(or whatever absurd shit he said), sucks dick etc. Talking shit about women is just a huge insecurity cope for him. Like homophobic gay christians hating on gays.

Do you know who else constantly shit-talks women? Other women.

 

[AnOminous]

Eventhough he takes it in the ass, imagines himself being the woman who is fucked in pr0n(or whatever absurd shit he said), sucks dick etc. Talking shit about women is just a huge insecurity cope for him. Like homophobic gay christians hating on gays.

He doesn't get to talk about women any more when he's basically one blowjob from literally trooning the fuck out.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

At this point I’m just thinking that maybe Dick is on the straight side of things, but gay enough that he either has or wants to ‘experiment’, and thinks that that mindset is just the norm.
Like, if he was flat out gay I doubt he would bother with a beard. But if he’s either not sure or even into guys a bit, I could see him hiding that for whatever reason.

 

[Sped Xing]

I think Dick is gay, but too much of a pussy to ever come out.

 

[Autism Crowley]

lol wow he really is melting the fuck down

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The way he capitalized "Ring" made me think less of "wedding ring" and more "Underground Child Sex Trafficking Ring". Which is on brand for Dax nowadays.

At this point I’m just thinking that maybe Dick is on the straight side of things, but gay enough that he either has or wants to ‘experiment’, and thinks that that mindset is just the norm.
Like, if he was flat out gay I doubt he would bother with a beard. But if he’s either not sure or even into guys a bit, I could see him hiding that for whatever reason.

Reminder: This is a man who injected saline into his balls to make them look bigger.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Dax is now trying to claim, without any evidence, that Maddox tried to get his corona party canceled. Awfully convenient that something so likely to energize Dax's dwindling fanbase happened right as he's having trouble selling tickets to his show.

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speaking of ticket trouble, only 20 were sold this week

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This pedophile homo is still using Maddox as a scapegoat like its still the lolsuit! He's such a pathetic bitch boy that even the Pigroach can cry victim better!