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Idk him trying to sharpen a can of bear mace might be pretty funny to watch. Do we have the bugs installed in his new place yet?
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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Picklechu
kiwifarms.net
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I think his workweeks at Wawa were generally like 10-30 hours, trending towards the lower end of that. He didn't really share much about it online that I remember, aside from complaining about it.
He did once cosplay as Jennifer Lopez for a day there, which was pretty funny. He later quit, but totally not because he's a lazy mooch who hates working, but because he was mad that it would take a week or two for a nametag with a female name for him to come in, and he wanted it nownowNOWNOWNOW.
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Yet another tard abode for a tard. How surprising.
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Oh man, that retarded, chest-thumping rant full of impotent rage! Phil is SO ANGRY that we don't take him seriously and can see through his bullshit and lies. He wants so badly to be viewed by others as a tough, scary, dangerous Left-wing badass and Communist revolutionary militant, and when people don't follow the script he's written in his head for them it enrages him like nothing else.
No one here sees Phil as their mortal enemy. No one gives a flying fuck or a rolling donut about his political views aside from mocking them for being a confused, contradictory, poorly-formed mess. All Phil is to us Kiwis is a living, breathing, eating, stinking joke of a person. He's the humanoid version of a pair of clownshoes: a silly, ridiculous, asinine parody of what's normal. We see the real Phil, and it pisses him off worse than anything else in his life.
Oh, and as to the time where Phil chased one of us through his apartment complex with a baseball bat and the other time where we tried to SWAT him? I'll take "Bullshit That Has Never Happened" for $1500, Alex. I hope its the Daily Double!
If I recall correctly, Phil had asked his boss for a few other ID tags previously, and had just recently gotten a change when he asked for his new "femme name tag" when his boss told him he was going to have to wait a little while before they could get him a new one. Phil, being the spoiled retarded child that he is, pitched a massive, entitled tard tantrum and quit on the spot, never to work another job again. And he's been a worthless, lazy, greedy burden on the tax payers ever since.
And I have to laugh at the lazy shit bitching about the 40hr work week. There have been years where I only had four or five weeks where I only worked 40hrs. Usually it was more like 60hrs, and other times more than that. My entire life growing up my old man worked a full time job with state law enforcement and a part time job with federal law enforcement to make sure my mother and I had as comfortable a life as he could provide, and even then my mom often had to work as well. Most people I know are willing to work overtime so they can be a little happier, a little more comfortable, a little more financially stable, and have a few more luxuries in their life. I've always been proud of having a strong work ethic and glad that my parents loved me enough to instill that strong work ethic in me. Most people I know are likewise proud of their work ethic.
And then you've got these lazy, shiftless, selfish, worthless leeches on society like Phil and his ilk who only take and take and take from the people around them, contributing nothing in return. They wouldn't even be useful as cannon fodder or fertilizer, or even useful as hog feed since they'd just make the animals sick and wouldn't provide any nutrition, and there they are bitching about a 40hr work week when they've never even worked a full-time job, if they've ever even had a job in their life to begin with. It's just so asinine and oxymoronic for jobless losers who live on retard welfare to be complaining about the 40hr work week. What are they going to bitch about next? The price of home owners insurance? Cars that get shitty gas milage? How much a new Boeing 787 jetliner costs? They all make as much sense the 40hr work week for Phil and his buddies to complain about, since they're all equally inapplicable to them.
No one here sees Phil as their mortal enemy. No one gives a flying fuck or a rolling donut about his political views aside from mocking them for being a confused, contradictory, poorly-formed mess. All Phil is to us Kiwis is a living, breathing, eating, stinking joke of a person. He's the humanoid version of a pair of clownshoes: a silly, ridiculous, asinine parody of what's normal. We see the real Phil, and it pisses him off worse than anything else in his life.
Oh, and as to the time where Phil chased one of us through his apartment complex with a baseball bat and the other time where we tried to SWAT him? I'll take "Bullshit That Has Never Happened" for $1500, Alex. I hope its the Daily Double!
If I recall correctly, Phil had asked his boss for a few other ID tags previously, and had just recently gotten a change when he asked for his new "femme name tag" when his boss told him he was going to have to wait a little while before they could get him a new one. Phil, being the spoiled retarded child that he is, pitched a massive, entitled tard tantrum and quit on the spot, never to work another job again. And he's been a worthless, lazy, greedy burden on the tax payers ever since.
And I have to laugh at the lazy shit bitching about the 40hr work week. There have been years where I only had four or five weeks where I only worked 40hrs. Usually it was more like 60hrs, and other times more than that. My entire life growing up my old man worked a full time job with state law enforcement and a part time job with federal law enforcement to make sure my mother and I had as comfortable a life as he could provide, and even then my mom often had to work as well. Most people I know are willing to work overtime so they can be a little happier, a little more comfortable, a little more financially stable, and have a few more luxuries in their life. I've always been proud of having a strong work ethic and glad that my parents loved me enough to instill that strong work ethic in me. Most people I know are likewise proud of their work ethic.
And then you've got these lazy, shiftless, selfish, worthless leeches on society like Phil and his ilk who only take and take and take from the people around them, contributing nothing in return. They wouldn't even be useful as cannon fodder or fertilizer, or even useful as hog feed since they'd just make the animals sick and wouldn't provide any nutrition, and there they are bitching about a 40hr work week when they've never even worked a full-time job, if they've ever even had a job in their life to begin with. It's just so asinine and oxymoronic for jobless losers who live on retard welfare to be complaining about the 40hr work week. What are they going to bitch about next? The price of home owners insurance? Cars that get shitty gas milage? How much a new Boeing 787 jetliner costs? They all make as much sense the 40hr work week for Phil and his buddies to complain about, since they're all equally inapplicable to them.
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Like Phil the farms is currently living rent free.
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Phil doesn't live rent free. He just has a drastically reduced rent because he gets subsidized housing for being a retard. And since he gets housing with the help of a government agency that aids retards like Phil with finding housing, he also enjoys some other benefits, like it being much more difficult for a landlord to evict him versus a normal tenant. So he can annoy his neighbors with all his loud bouncing and squeaking, and so long has he doesn't assault anyone and makes his reduced rental payments, they can't kick him out.
You would think that a Pinko Anarchist like Phil claims to be would be fundamentally, ideologically opposed to accepting help from an "oppressive, corrup, fascist system" and would avoid having anything to do with the "greedy, cruel, thieving landlord barrons". But then again, what do I know? I'm perfectly happy being a fascist, black-hearted, capitalist Nazi.
Edit: But you are 100% right about Kiwi Farms living rent-free inside Phil's smooth brain. I guess it's fitting with Phil being a Commie and hating landlords that he would generously allow us to reside there without asking us for compensation.
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Hi Phil! Do you still have that collection of plushies? How’s Jingles?
I’m glad he clarified that it’s “an antifascist struggle against fascism,” I find antifascist struggles in favour of fascism very confusing.
The closest Derpeyes has ever come to presenting a major threat to our status quo was when he became so boring that his subforum got closed. That subforum isn’t coming back, though, because every thread would be “Phil makes another impotent threat.”
I see Phil is too fat to remember that he already made up several stories about encountering Kiwi agents in the streets. Given that he can’t even kill Kiwis in his imagination, we’d have nothing to fear.
It must really piss our wonky-eyed friend off to see that even after thirteen years, CWC still has people willing to fuck with him for the lulz. Meanwhile Phatty has to repeatedly post, “Oh boy! Dose kiwis better not come after me! Yep, if dey do, I’m ready for dem! So dey shouldn’t do dat! Any kiwis reading dis, you’ll be in big trouble if you attack me! So you better not!” and we just laugh at him.
Sorry, Phil, retards aren’t worth our time. Do you fuck that toy reindeer or what?
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Just about the right size for his micro peen
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Awwwwww, Phil's playing 'I'm a very important scary soldier' again, how cute. We even get a couple of posey photos of him with a stick!
Phil still doesn't seem to realise that he doesn't have 'comrades' or even friends, just people who tolerate his presence because it's a bit shitty to tell a tard to fuck off and never come back. His case worker and housing officer don't give a shit about him any more than they do any other tard on their books. Phil is just too dumb and autistic to realise that humoring him or just doing a job doesn't mean that someone likes him, and he' definitely too dumb and autistic to recognise the rolled eyes, the smirks between 'comrades' when he speaks, and the way he's never included in things unless he barges in.
You're heading for 40, Phil. College kids playing antifa rebel think you're a weird, creepy older guy. Leave them alone.
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I like the thing about how the housing caseworker that he gets for being a retard is “antifascist.” Yeah, no shit. Being opposed to fascism is actually a pretty standard belief.
Phil honestly seems to think he lives in a warzone and the entire world buys into his fantasy of constant battles in the streets. As he waddles out to get his third artisan pizza of the day.
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Never mind Jingles; Xochi is missing in action again. Maybe she got detained in Israel because of covid.
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Isn't the "anti-fascist struggle against fascism" kind of like the Redundant Office of the Department of Redundancy?
And yeah, Phil is too fucking boring to justify having his own subforum again. It was one thing for him to have his own sub back when he was "houseless" because he was actually going places, doing things, and having interactions with real people. Like all those people he guilt tripped into giving him a couch to crash on, then he would treat them like shit, eat all their food, grift money on them, and when he finally wore out his welcome he would "self-harm" by scratching his wrists with a butter knife to try to guilt them into letting him stay longer. Then when they finally had enough of his shit (and hobo stank) and they finally kicked his ass out, he would make up vicious lies about them raping him or being transphobic (when a lot of them were trans themselves) to get other people in the community to turn their backs on them. Or the time when he was living in the Bay Area and he tried to convince people that we had tried to kill him in a drive-by shooting. Or the time he was staying in a motel with another obese troon and they wouldn't go get Phil fast food, so he pitched a tard tantrum and tried to get the other guy to stick a ginger root up his ass.
Back then Phil was doing tons of stuff, and almost every new thing was interesting enough to warrant having it's own thread. Now Phil just sits alone in his apartment, fondling his cheap truck stop knives and "riot batons" because he can't own real firearms, plays Ain't-ifa analchest sissy-slapper dress-up, and bounces and squeaks for a few hours to calm himself down after reading our laughter and mockery of him. And the impotent threats, of course. Watching Phil these days is like old people fucking: slow, sloppy, and there's rarely ever a climax.
Phil needs to actually meet a real Antifa member first before he can leave them alone. You can't leave someone or something alone if you've never had any kind of contact with them/it. All of Phil's "comrades" were just pathetic, retarded, cowardly wannabes like Phil himself who got together to start a little LARP group so they could all pretend they were badasses. They probably got too loud and boastful with their lies, trying to make themselves look tough and important to people outside their poseur circle-jerk, and news of their little "stolen valor" act got to real Antifa members who informed Phil and his playmates that it would be bad for their health to keep that shit up. I'm mostly inclined to believe that or a similar threat is the reason behind Phil moving to a new apartment. Phil bullshitting about it being over "Kiwi Fascist threats" is just Phil covering up the truth while also fishing for attention.
Have you noticed how he dropped the whole "Antifa Crime Minister" thing, and how lately he has been using "anti-fascist" as in the concept instead of "Antifa" the group? And how he's gone back to self-identifying as a "Maoist"? And how he's been trying to get rid of his Antifa-logoed merch? I think that all adds up to something driving Phil away from the Antifa members he idolizes and looks up to. He hasn't provided a shred of proof to make us think otherwise. Of course, he hasn't provided a shred of proof that he actually knew anyone who was a real member of Antifa or has ever attended a rally or riot. The closest thing was that video of Phil and a handful of other obese/scrawny poseurs and wannabes all yelling at some old farts on a sidewalk with no other Antifa-looking people in sight. In other words, they were all far away from any real Antifa demonstrations (and safely away from any Proud Boys or police who might hurt them), screaming like Downs Syndrome chimps at a small group of harmless old geezers.
Much like Phil's gun and fake vagina, Phil has never once provided irrefutable proof that he's ever been a part of Antifa or known anyone who was a member, and what evidence he has provided has only placed his claims deeper in doubt.
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Literally nobody fucked with him other than a couple weens prank mailing and that sped who tried to catfish him. The last thing I remember was someone mailing him a literal potato, and he threw a tard tantrum and failed to stab it, managing literally to lose a knife fight to a potato. The level of subhuman retardation of Phil is somewhat beyond belief.
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I reckon he got scared when Trump started calling Antifa a terrorist organisation and started playing it down, bouncing and squeaking in terror at the notion of being arrested.
Possibly some members started asking him how he could be in a position of authority when he never actually does any fighting. Technically there’s nothing to stop Fatty from calling himself Antifa, but I can’t imagine acting like he’s a leading light of the movement would go down very well.
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Exactly. The only physical altercation Phil has ever been in (not including the time he got spanked as a kid for bullying smaller kids, the time he beat his wheelchair-bound mother over money issues, or the time when he assaulted his then-girlfriend) was when the skinny white college kid kicked his ass at Occupy, and that kid definitely wasn't one of us. I'm not even sure this site existed at the time or if we had a thread about him if it did. No Kiwi has ever harmed or threatened to harm Phil as far as I know, and they certainly were never serious about it if they did. Even the whole "Phil getting Rittenhoused" thing was clearly a joke. Or at least, it was clearly a joke, if you're not a low-functioning retard with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome who is incapable of recognizing humor and hyperbolic banter.
And it was really disrespectful and ungrateful how Phil treated those generous, thoughtful housewarming gifts those Kiwis sent him to celebrate his first Big Boy apartment. Phil losing a knife fight to a potato, a literal inanimate object, will always be hilarious. Some super soldier!
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damn he’s onto our sneaky plan to call animal control on him and have him put in a zoo
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Putting Phil in a zoo would be horribly cruel for the other zoo animals. They have it hard enough like it is, living in little pens and paddocks their entire lives without having Phil in there with them stinking up the place and spreading diseases, making their ears bleed with his obnoxious bouncing and squeaking.
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We will still see your sped eyes Phil
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ADF's social worker probably loves him. I have friends in the field and their guys that just stay in their apartments all day and consoom autistic crap are way way better than the ten or so guys they have on their case load that commit multiple meth fueled robberies or sexual assaults every week.