Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AnOminous]

Let's be real here, Bob *wishes* he got at least some attention that other Male Feminists get from being woke, standing up for minorities and slaying the fascists on twitter.

He's not even a soy boy who at least mostly are fairly well groomed and okay-looking. No woman, no matter what she says about fat shaming, actually wants to be crushed to death beneath the vile, greasy bulk of a MovieBlob.

 

[Positron]

He is from Boston; he fights!

E-begging is not a "job"; beggars don't call each other "colleagues".

 

[Jacques Strap]

These flare-ups are why Blob is my favourite cow. His day-to-day hate spewing is kind of whatever, there are only so many times you can read his blah-blah obsoletes should be eliminated shtick before it becomes boring. But when he pushes things a little too far, such as with the Germany should invade Poland, Cuties is genius actually etc. he really comes into his own.

What makes this one so great is that we know how Robert's mind works. Mentally, he is an absolute manchild trapped in high school. Being rejected by m'lady in front of Twitter, which, as we all know, is his entire social life, has to sting, but on top of that? We know his mind is informed by shit-tier film tropes, and this moment is essentially the fat nerd (who prevails in the end of course, any day now) being turned down in brutal fashion in front of the whole cafeteria, and having all the jocks laugh and mock him. He's got to start wondering at some point where his redemption is going to come from, because it's been nothing but humiliations for him this year.

 

[AnOminous]

He is from Boston; he fights!

The only thing he fights is gravity every time he desperately tries to stand up to go to the fridge again.

 

[niggerfaggotretard]

Bob got blown the absolute fuck out by his waifu

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He deleted his tweet but Ellis's are still up and archived: https://archive.md/dvwAl

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Includes 2 more tweets afterwards, archived here: https://archive.md/pfLje

@Null this is easily highlight worthy, possibly one of the top 10 cow moments this year

 

[Berrakh]

I want to be clear, just because Lindsay is putting Bob in his place now doesn't mean she isn't a sociopathic cunt (much like Mauler is not an insightful reviewer just because he shits on Bob).

All I know about Mauler is that he prides himself on "objectivity" which in my experience always starts good but turns into autism if not managed.

Yes. Blob is just too autistic to not say certain parts out loud or hide them behind twelve layers of irony and snark, especially when it comes to "annihilate those declasse downwardly mobile white people in flyoverland".
Lindsey the alcoholic hicklib going nuclear on Blobbo fits the sadistic behaviours of these cliques 100%.

This. Bob is a liability for them because he's like their id has a twitter account. His real crime is not being cool about his misanthropy.

 

[Foltest]

HAHA!
He has protected his tweets.

 

[Captain Manning]

Don't think this was posted yet.

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Bob's white knights are trying to turn this into a woke off. "Punching down", lol.

Uhh, yeah. This shit ain't gonna work. She's a woman. So the prevailing view will be that the power imbalance is in Bob's favor.

It's not, of course, and that's an idiotic assumption for anybody to make about any two people of opposing genders, but it's painfully obvious how this is gonna play out. Bob and his fans are retards who are gonna get their shit pushed in when the "girl power" brigade wakes up in the morning. What broader group is Bob going to appeal to? All the non-lefties he wished death upon over the years? GTFO.

You done fucked up, fat man. You stirred up the hornets in the very clique you chose to stake your entire existence on. You'll be branded a toxic harasser of women from now on.

Reap the whirlwind, fatass. You wanted this.

 

[Berrakh]

I don't like it because seeing someone beat someone far weaker than themselves has never sat well with me. But I can always just look at something else and not worry. Bob deserved something like this.

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

Perhaps, the only recourse for Film Robert is to troon out. Let's see Lindsay punch up to a stunning and brave Blockbuster Roberta !!!

 

[Pagliacci]

THE CHIPPA HAS SPOKEN.

Bob's his brother so you know he feels the need to defend him but at the same time he can't do more than just some extremely vague tweet about the subject for fear of setting the twitter horde on himself too. Chris has a lucrative e-begging career, can't be putting that on the line for the sake of Bobo! Even his own brother is too afraid to properly come to his defense.

Again, I'd almost feel bad for Bob but then I remember how Bob completely threw Russ Pitts under the bus in his time of need despite the fact Russ stuck his neck out to rehire Bob for The Escapist. At this point there is nearly nothing that could happen to Bob that won't feel like karmic retribution due to all the horrific punishment he wishes on most of humanity every single day. Again, Bob would be attacking anyone else if they were in Bob's position and getting accused of being a creep by Lindsay Ellis.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Aw yeah, our catracho @Memology 101 has already given it his usual treatment.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

Anyone post this one yet?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So I take a day off and Bob gets told off by one of the women he's always creeping on? Life comes at you fast!

 

[Foltest]

Chris, I know you read this. I know he is your brother and all.... But Bob have only himself to blame for this shit. He have gotten told and told again by Lindsey that she doesn't want anything to do with him. He should have taken the hint.
That people are now mocking him on twitter, is beacuse he is such an asshole on that platform and that nobody like him. He have created his own mess. If you are a good brother, you need to have a long talk with him to get him to straighten out.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Chris, I know you read this. I know he is your brother and all.... But Bob have only himself to blame for this shit. He have gotten told and told again by Lindsey that she doesn't want anything to do with him. He should have taken the hint.
That people are now mocking him on twitter, is beacuse he is such an asshole on that platform and that nobody like him. He have created his own mess. If you are a good brother, you need to have a long talk with him to get him to straighten out.

Christ needs to clean up his own act first.

 

[Emperor Yakub]

Chris, I know you read this. I know he is your brother and all.... But Bob have only himself to blame for this shit. He have gotten told and told again by Lindsey that she doesn't want anything to do with him. He should have taken the hint.
That people are now mocking him on twitter, is beacuse he is such an asshole on that platform and that nobody like him. He have created his own mess. If you are a good brother, you need to have a long talk with him to get him to straighten out.

No it's the incels' and Nazis' fault that Movieblob's waifu doesn't love him back even though he was the nicest guy ever.

 

[Chilson]

Ooooof. Lindsay is really not pulling any punches with her complete destruction and public humilation of CinemaRobert.

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I am happy, surprised, and a bit disappointed that THIS is what is getting Bob cancelled. Not his eugenics rants, but his constant thirst posting. Welcome to 2020 everyone.

 

[Captain Manning]

Bob's his brother so you know he feels the need to defend him but at the same time he can't do more than just some extremely vague tweet about the subject for fear of setting the twitter horde on himself too. Chris has a lucrative e-begging career, can't be putting that on the line for the sake of Bobo! Sorry Bob even your own brother is too afraid to properly come to your defense.

There is literally no way they can effectively fight back. I think Bob even knows this based on his "you should stop" tweet. They're fucked. If they fight Lindsay, they're fucked. They'll be cast out of the union of woke people, if they're not already. People here can argue Lindsay is acting like a cunt, but Bob's people will get fucked if they try that on Twitter. Their rules are different from ours.

The only thing Bob can really do is basically prostrate himself before rape rap girl (muh lady!), then fuck off Twitter for a while and hope this blows over soon.

This whole thing is glorious. He deserves all of this. Remember Bob: This is the world you wanted to live in.

Again, Bob would be attacking anyone else if they were in Bob's position and getting accused of being a creep by Lindsay Ellis.

Correct.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Now we just need this same thing to happen with Contrapoints and QuintonReviews.