Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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HAHA!
He has protected his tweets.
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Today is going to be a bad day for Robert. Just staring at his protected twitter in his Mario outfit with a half-empty Mountain Dew 2 Liter and tears rolling down his face.

Bob, here is a song to play as you cry, seethe, and cope.

 
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Anyone post this one yet?
I don't get it, Bob's cringe and all but he never really seemed like someone who'd actually press an issue if you told him to stop. (which as far as I know he didn't.) If she wanted him to get the hint then why softblock him? Isn't the entire point of softblocking that people don't understand what is going on? It seems like if she just told Bob to knock it off in a DM he would have.
 
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OH NO!! BOB HAS GONE PRIVATE!!
 
I don't get it, Bob's cringe and all but he never really seemed like someone who'd actually press an issue if you told him to stop. (which as far as I know he didn't.) If she wanted him to get the hint then why softblock him? Isn't the entire point of softblocking that people don't understand what is going on? It seems like if she just told Bob to knock it off in a DM he would have.
bob is legit sexual harassing hot dog girl and she has all the right in the world to tell him to fuck off
 
I don't get it, Bob's cringe and all but he never really seemed like someone who'd actually press an issue if you told him to stop. (which as far as I know he didn't.) If she wanted him to get the hint then why softblock him? Isn't the entire point of softblocking that people don't understand what is going on? It seems like if she just told Bob to knock it off in a DM he would have.
You shouldn't assume the manchildren and womanchildren of the Progressive Stack to observe the decorum of normal adults. They are narcissists who operate under the "isn't it obvious?" assumption. The Abortion assumes that anybody ought to know soft-blocking means "I don't want anything to do with you", and that anyone who doesn't get it must be drunk on patriarchy. For Bobby's part, he assumes that any woman who shares roughly the same geeky interest as himself to be an intimate "friend", and feels deprived of his birthright (not to mention "gaslighted") when she tells him the truth.

I don't know the whole story between these two. Surely The Abortion was being abrupt and rude but Bobby could have chosen to simply apologize, rather than to escalate by claiming to be "gaslighted". Neither party came out smelling like roses; wokesters will nevertheless claim the vagina-haver's stench to be the holy scent of jasmine.

You can now add Bob getting blown out by Lindsay Ellis as ways 2020 has crushed Bob.
Trump stole Bob's summer and Halloween; Lindsay stole his Thanksgiving and Christmas.
 
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Aw yeah, our catracho @Memology 101 has already given it his usual treatment.



That was fast.

Have to admit, I'm getting old and out of touch of this internet autism game. I really didn't see this escalation coming.

I'm not gonna go "WTF, I love Lindsay Ellis now", because I really don't like her, and sure, if we were in a autism free environment, yeah, the polite thing would be to tell Robert off in private.

But Robert was really pushing it with the friendship and being a "colleague" thing, and now acting out all hurt and blocking his tweets just show how deep, and creepy, his delusions were.

But yeah... this is a new low for our boy Robert. Never saw him in this position before. Sure, he was made fun by the wokies before, but seems like there was a lot more under the surface that is just erupting now.

Anyway... I think this will be lowest of Robert we are gonna see for a while, so what's next from here? I see a couple of options:

1- Business as usual: you know when he got kicked out of the escapist 2nd time, and Robert went "Ah, it's just business, oh well". He will do that with Lindsay "ok, my mistake then, we are not friends, still like your work, so anyway...". It is the most logical, if not disappointing way to go. Robert has a big ego, but he knows how to eat frogs.

2- Go to war. Lindsay becomes the new Aimee and Robert throws himself in screen cap replies like a mad man. Now THIS would be funny, but I give a 00001% of this happening.

Oh well... wonder how long will Robert keep on lockdown, carefull big guy, I heard that twitter withdrawals tend to be quite a bitch.
 
This is for the best maybe this will be the wake up call to Bob to finally understand as far as the internet is concerned he is obsolete and should embrace his rightful role as a gas station clerk. Bob was never anything more than a redneck wannabe space captain that happened to pop out of cooch in New England believing it made him magically better than another mayonnaise ghoul that was born in the midwest or south.
 
I don't get it, Bob's cringe and all but he never really seemed like someone who'd actually press an issue if you told him to stop. (which as far as I know he didn't.) If she wanted him to get the hint then why softblock him? Isn't the entire point of softblocking that people don't understand what is going on? It seems like if she just told Bob to knock it off in a DM he would have.
Honestly, the number of people in this thread making hay over the fact Lindsay publicly kicked him in the nuts is kinda weird.

This is the Bob Chipman thread... on Kiwi Farms... where we love Internet drama and laughing at retards... right?

I'm just checking.

Bob fucking deserves this shit. I raise my glass to Lindsay for letting us see it. Savor it. Next week, or somesuch, I'll probably laugh at some dumb shit Lindsay does at her own expense.
 
You shouldn't assume the manchildren and womanchildren of the Progressive Stack to observe the decorum of normal adults. They are narcissists who operate under the "isn't it obvious?" assumption. The Abortion assumes that anybody ought to know soft-blocking means "I don't want anything to do with you", and that anyone who doesn't get it must be drunk on patriarchy. For Bobby's part, he assumes that any woman who shares roughly the same geeky interest as himself to be intimate "friend", and feels deprived of his rights (not to mention "gaslighted") when she tells him the truth.

Neither of the party came out smelling like roses; wokesters will nevertheless claim the vagina-haver's stench to be the holy scent of jasmine.


Trump stole Bob's summer and Halloween; Lindsay stole his Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Thats fair, I guess I feel kind of sympathetic as I had a friend in high school who was similarly awkward around women, and got dressed down in the middle of the school newsroom for saying a girl was his friend. He wasn't exactly chicken marinated in Mountain Dew awkward, but I still kind of cringe when I see something like this happen.

The most telling part is in replies Lindsay has explained it wasnt really even about him harassing her, she just didn't like being associated with him because of Bob's antifans. This seems like more of a leafy in keemstar situation, as opposed to him actually bringing this on himself for posting the picture.
 
You shouldn't assume the manchildren and womanchildren of the Progressive Stack to observe the decorum of normal adults. They are narcissists who operate under the "isn't it obvious?" assumption. The Abortion assumes that anybody ought to know soft-blocking means "I don't want anything to do with you", and that anyone who doesn't get it must be drunk on patriarchy. For Bobby's part, he assumes that any woman who shares roughly the same geeky interest as himself to be an intimate "friend", and feels deprived of his rights (not to mention "gaslighted") when she tells him the truth.

I don't know the whole story between these two. Surely The Abortion was being abrupt and rude but Bobby could have chosen to simply apologize, rather than to escalate by claiming to be "gaslighted". Neither party came out smelling like roses; wokesters will nevertheless claim the vagina-haver's stench to be the holy scent of jasmine.


Trump stole Bob's summer and Halloween; Lindsay stole his Thanksgiving and Christmas.
I'll give her a little benefit of a doubt here. The original pic he loved to constantly show from years ago had that vibe of a pretty popular girl in HS feeling sorry for the class loser and signing his yearbook. But for years he has used this as proof that they are friends so she tried to low key give him a hint that they weren't without actually flatout shattering his dreams they were, but she finally had enough and decided to shout to the world for him to knock it off.

Which thank god she did do this publicly and not privately just to see Film Robert's heart publicly broken and humiliated. This is probably HS all over for him.
 
Re: telling Bob off in private.
The opportunity for this had likely passed ages ago. He and Lindsay are public people; ostensibly, he kept insinuating in the open that they were friends. If she addressed this in private, people would still be left with an impression they indeed had a relationship.
And there is no non-devastating way of publicly saying, ‘This guy and I, despite what he was claiming, are not friends and never were.’

As for the soft-blocking, any socially competent person will recognise this as a hint to piss off. At the very least, after the sixth time.
 
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