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Phil, please fuck with the Kiwi fash and start making videos again!
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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He has a pretty weak history of crime for a "Crime Minister." I doubt the pussy has so much as shoplifted in years.
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I've met a lot of guys like ADF and despite their tough guy shit they are completely submissive when faced with any kind of authority. Sadly for Phil there are very few people weaker than him so his options for bullying are extremely limited.
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Yeah, I agree. I think the "antifa" kids Phil was hanging out with have snubbed him, and now he's pouting like a child. These were probably the same people who were tard wrangling him to keep him off the internet because he was giving antifa a bad image. Notice how much more active he has been in recent days. They also haven't taken him to the firing range in forever, so I'm sure he's salty about that too. It's kind of a pity for us because like most lolcows, Phil is funniest when he's interacting with other people. When he's just sitting around his group home eating cheese and watching anime he's boring as fuck. Still Phil has never been able to maintain friendships for very long, and I doubt he's going to find a group of translatinx Maoist anarchist bicyclists even in Portland. He sure as hell isn't going to any protests either, so let's enjoy his stupidity while it lasts.
Yeah, because an obese 40 something year old man who's face and voice have been blurred mumbling about how bicycles are Communist because of an anime is really going to go over well with the Breadtube crowd. LOL
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Wait ADF's forty? Holy shit I got old.
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No, not yet. He's only like 35, but he was talking about doing Breadtube videos when he "gets older," which presumably would place him around 40. In other words waaaay too old for the demographic he's trying to blend in with.
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Just look at his follows vs followers on Twitter. He follows a who’s who in the Portland antifa twitterverse. Some of whom have shilled for him and others known to have associated with him in the past. Not one has followed back.
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The only obvious reason I can think of is that this so-called super soldier is scared of being identified, despite the fact that everyone knows exactly who he is. Even if he did disguise himself and alter his voice, his fatness and obvious speech impediment will still give him away. I think he just has a hard-on for disguise.
Love to know what a barely-literate special needs adult thinks he’d have to say in a Breadtube video. He can’t even explain why he’s left wing, other than “12 years of organised cyberstalking have done this to me.” The only thing I can say in favour of this is that at least he’ll make other Breadtubers sound smart.
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He's clearly on the outs with his tard friends.
Why else scream so loudly for our attention?
Why else scream so loudly for our attention?
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I don't think he's enough of a furry to qualify. He put about as much effort into that as he did finding a job.
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He might look and smell like a shaved orangutan at a distance but has none of the intelligence or class.
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Phil was renting a broom cupboard in a flat populated with other antifa larpers, and as soon as he moved in he went quiet. Now suddenly Phil has to move out, and he's back on social meadia bouncing and squeaking for attention.
Looks like someone's been asked to leave before they're unceremoniously kicked out with a faceful of busted teeth, as they're no longer welcome nor tolerated in that little antifa larp clique. It just so happens that taking to social media and cherry-picking a joke as if it were a super serious threat from Kiwi Farms Nazi Fash (tm) is a convenient cover story. Wouldn't surprise me if Phil's been pulling guilt trips, twansphobia, disabledphobia, you just hate sexworkers excuses to his housemates for months while he desperately cried to a sped housing officer for a new place to live. Now his sped housing is arranged, he can bounce and squeak embarrassing rubbish to his heart's content and housemates can't do a damn thing about it.
The flag raising and soldier duty blab is simply pure cope, an attempt to cover up crushing embarrassment at being laughed out and rejected from yet another previously accepting social group. However does this keep happening? Phil may ask himself. It's obviously because they're fascists and 'phobes, yes, that's what it is! Phil is a supersoldier and better than them, nuh-uh!
Looks like someone's been asked to leave before they're unceremoniously kicked out with a faceful of busted teeth, as they're no longer welcome nor tolerated in that little antifa larp clique. It just so happens that taking to social media and cherry-picking a joke as if it were a super serious threat from Kiwi Farms Nazi Fash (tm) is a convenient cover story. Wouldn't surprise me if Phil's been pulling guilt trips, twansphobia, disabledphobia, you just hate sexworkers excuses to his housemates for months while he desperately cried to a sped housing officer for a new place to live. Now his sped housing is arranged, he can bounce and squeak embarrassing rubbish to his heart's content and housemates can't do a damn thing about it.
The flag raising and soldier duty blab is simply pure cope, an attempt to cover up crushing embarrassment at being laughed out and rejected from yet another previously accepting social group. However does this keep happening? Phil may ask himself. It's obviously because they're fascists and 'phobes, yes, that's what it is! Phil is a supersoldier and better than them, nuh-uh!
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Terror? Really?
Being actually arrested for real by literal police would be the best thing that had ever happened to Phil.
Now. What does Phil like the most, other than eating cheese and walting about being a mall ninja. Being the victim. He would be able to carp about it for years. Him being shoved into a patrol car by an uninterested patrolman and then spending 24 hours in the sped tank would become a harrowing tale of how he was beaten and sodomised with a nightstick while the other cops all recorded his yelpings. We'd get a Police Rape Poem and Police Rape Day (probably on another public holiday) and he'd demand more financial praxis for a lolsuit against the police but which would go on shitty knockoff weapons and tacticool gear. It would be the best thing that's ever happened to him. It really would.
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That's a lot of words for "Democrat", bro.
It's basically rent free. Sure, Phil pays part, and the government pays the rest, but the government pays Phil in the first place, so when he pays his part to what is likely a government-funded agency operating a government owned tenement complex, it's all free to him.
You pay for it instead.
An UNARMED potato to boot.
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You can't hide your tarded eyes.
And your hood is a thin disguise.
I thought by now you'd realize.
Ain't no way to hide your tarded eyes.
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This is pure genius. Phil SHOULD get arrested and see what's-what .
Imagine Phil accidentally DOES defend himself, and due to the current political-climate is checked right into prison haha.
Either way, no one on KF REALLY wants harm to come to any cow, commie cow or otherwise. We observe and collect, we sperg and report.
If an adult read through Phil's alleged phreats, the context would immediately show the Wiley E. Coyote/ACME level of silly involved with the verbiage.
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It's likely that the what cops really want is for Phil to squeal on his Antifa 'friends', and with Phil's past as a snitch he'll do it too. Especially since he's no longer on good terms with them. We'll know that he knew any of the really dangerous Antifa if he turns up mysteriously dead in the next few weeks (spoiler: the answer is no).
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Portland speds just seem to find out early
How to mooch and sponge for quite a while
A naive troon, and they won't have to worry
They'll dress up all in black, and act like a child.
Late at night, the tard barracks get lonely
I guess even Antifa patience has its end.
And it breaks his heart to know that the Farms are
In reality the nearest thing he has, to a friend.