Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I'm kinda ambivalent on all this. One one hand my kiwi brain is "hee hee, drama go REEEE!" On the other I just saw the social equivalent of someone being laid flat by a car, then watched it back up over him again to finish the job. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, but still hate to see it happen.
The man's enough of a sperg that I can feel bad for him to a point, but he chose to join this mob, and he's getting what's coming to him. :optimistic: he might learn his lesson, but deep down I know he likely won't.
 
I really miss Bob of 2007-2010.

He had better glasses that didnt make him resemble the "I Sort Glass" guy, and often characterized himself with badass overcoats. Early Game Overthinker made him sound very intellectual, maybe because he was hidden behind the camera and even used a voice distorter, but getting the recognition by Screw Attack (which was still a huge thing in 2008) helped his confidence.

*sigh* It's all that stupid Gamergate at fault. Just a bunch of stupid feminists sitting in front of a camera testifying. It showed a lot of true colors in politicizing game media. The concurrent growing arrogance under the Obama years started to change something in Bob's head.

One of my biggest regrets in all this was not continuing to follow Bob after episode 150 of Game Overthinker, the finale of the original series I spent my early 20s growing up on. Perhaps if i didnt, i would have quickly noticed how crazy Bob was being.

This headline that fellow former YouTube Mentor Lindsay Ellis has BTFO him shocked me

I hope you guys are compiling that Chipmanpedia. Its time. Bob has crossed the paradigm.
He was headed in this direction waaaaaay before GamerGate, 2 and a half years at least, if not longer. Late 2011/early 2012 was when he started getting mega-addicted to Twatter and started getting more and more full of himself. And even though I liked some of the early Game Overthinkers, it's obvious that smarmy cocksure persona wasn't actually a front and he was exactly that kind of narcissistic pseudointellectual even then. Some people reveal who they are when given mild internet fame and a sense of unaccountability, and almost no one conforms to that stereotype more than Bob. He's always been a self-important chump, he just pretended it was tongue in cheek in the past. He's always been a bitter contrarian (this is the dude who voted McCain in 2008 because Obama's "folksy pandering" reminded him too much of Bush and validated the obsoletes) substituting that for intelligence. He's always been utterly obsessed with pop culture and over-inflates its importance to the world (one of the earliest Game Overthinkers that attracted attention was his Sonic movie re-write because he insisted that Sonic deserved a good story), and he's always been a lecherous pig, first masking that with his supposed "libertine lifestyle" (where he endlessly added thirsty references to Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johannson, etc. etc. in his videos), and later with his male feminism.

Bob isn't some sad story of a fall from grace, he's a loser who snagged brief e-fame during an era with drastically lowered standards, and who ultimately serves as an example case for why so many of his generation weren't able to translate that into long-term success. And I know how much money he makes on Patreon, but he's a miserable little bastard with a serious medical condition and a dwindling fanbase of even more terminally autistic creeps, so I wouldn't consider that a success by any measure.
 
The man's enough of a sperg that I can feel bad for him to a point, but he chose to join this mob, and he's getting what's coming to him. :optimistic: he might learn his lesson, but deep down I know he likely won't.
He won't. That's the saddest thing about this entire debacle. He was already once burned by Zoe Quinn and still didn't learn his lesson.

Here is some genuine advice Bob: stop focusing on these meaningless internet friendships. Especially with whores who don't give one fuck about you. They are all self-serving, willing to cut any throat to get what they want. They don't care about you one bit, they will throw you to the curb the second it is beneficial for them to do so.
 

"You might be able to win a fight with your unborn child" is prob one of the best arguments I ever heard in Bob's defense. Think you can dunk on Bob? Nigga, he prob weighs in like, fifty thousand more than that fetus and his army consists of diaper furries and ADBL's. That's way more street cred than some liquor-soaked baby who can't even fight a fancy coathanger.
 
I think it's too early to see any change but I wonder if this latest spat will kill the sudden burst in patreon support he got?

Before shit canning (June this year)
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If there is any justice in this world, his Patreon will take a dive about as steep as Lowtax's.
I'd love to see him go about his braggadocio earning less than 400 bucks per month (a.k.a. the earnings in US dollars of an average college-educated professional in Brazil).
 
You know the schadenfreude from Bob being hoisted by his own petard so fucking hard has left me almost unable to stop laughing for the last hour or so.

Imagine spending years rabidly advocating for the precise practices and concepts that would eventually get turned on you so hard that you are being called a predator simply because you're a thirsty simp who couldn't take a hint from a passive aggressive cunt. The sheer irony that this fat loser spent a sizable chunk of his adult life helping lay the foundation for the gallows he would eventually swing from himself is such amazing poetry it almost convinces me a higher power exists. Honestly I can't even conceive of a better living example of the "Congratulations, you played yourself" meme.

Oh and for future reference Robert: If a woman constantly ignores you and/or attempts to distance herself from you, she probably does not enjoy your company/advances. In that case you should stop bothering her you fucking mongoloid.
>The sheer irony that this fat loser spent a sizable chunk of his adult life helping lay the foundation for the gallows he would eventually swing from himself
Bold of you to assume Bob can lay anything other than McDonalds into his face.
 
I wonder would these events happening at the same time make Bob consider Suicide:

>Disney losses stock in the Marvel brand
I'll take what I can get.
>Trump gets a second term
>Anita tells him off in public
>Cuties is officially classified as child porn
3 more to go... Although 3 out of 4 wouldn't be so bad.
 

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