Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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You know the schadenfreude from Bob being hoisted by his own petard so fucking hard has left me almost unable to stop laughing for the last hour or so.

Imagine spending years rabidly advocating for the precise practices and concepts that would eventually get turned on you so hard that you are being called a predator simply because you're a thirsty simp who couldn't take a hint from a passive aggressive cunt. The sheer irony that this fat loser spent a sizable chunk of his adult life helping lay the foundation for the gallows he would eventually swing from himself is such amazing poetry it almost convinces me a higher power exists. Honestly I can't even conceive of a better living example of the "Congratulations, you played yourself" meme.

Oh and for future reference Robert: If a woman constantly ignores you and/or attempts to distance herself from you, she probably does not enjoy your company/advances. In that case you should stop bothering her you fucking mongoloid.
 
Probably not. He'd be canceled. Of course he probably will be now anyway so maybe he had nothing to lose.
I'm tellin' ya, he's gonna swing hard MRA/Incel some day because he's never gonna get that sweet rancid SJW puss he craves so much. A man, even a dedicated "true believer" like Bob, only has so much cope. Another blowout like this one might push him over the edge.

I'll take my puzzle pieces, if you insist. However, since I was among the minority of the site that thought Biden was gonna win the election, I find minority predictions kinda fun now (as long as they're somewhat plausible).
 
is lindsay retarded? what moron wouldnt just use a normal block after the softblock fails?

not to sound ungrateful for the harvest, im glad she went the public beatdown route.
Autism is the name of the game for these e-nobodies, and twitter is the stadium.

Here is the "logic" behind blocking someone that has following, people will find out, either the blocked person says something, and Robert was very vocal about being blocked before, or some other way. Then people will come out and make it public with question "hey, why did you block this person, you guys are fighting" and pretty much incite drama, because twitter is a schoolyard for 6 graders.

So Lindsay didn't want to do that, or anything related to Robert, so she "softblocked" him, meaning that she would block and unblock Robert, taking her out of his following list, so he would get the hint to stop getting into her mentions. And she did that six times according to her.

Of course the most logical and grow up thing to do is to DM and say "Hey, I not confortable with you in my mentions, could you please unfollow and leave me alone?", but that would mean that Lindsay had to interact with the Robert, and he would be pestering her about "why? did I say something? I'm sorry, I didn't want to bother you, maybe we can still...." and so on and on, and from the looks of it, Lindsay seemed to dread to even talk to Robert.

And, after 6 times not getting the hint, and Robert doing the internet equivalent of Ralph Wiggum declaring his love for Lisa Simpson on TV, Lindsay had enough and decided to kick him in the balls (seriously, it's uncanny how this played out like that Simpsons episode).

And the rest is history. Point is, don't expect logic and common sense from these retards, otherwise there wouldn't be a farm to begin with.
 
You were suppose to be a hero of this era, Lindsay
 

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I really miss Bob of 2007-2010.

He had better glasses that didnt make him resemble the "I Sort Glass" guy, and often characterized himself with badass overcoats. Early Game Overthinker made him sound very intellectual, maybe because he was hidden behind the camera and even used a voice distorter, but getting the recognition by Screw Attack (which was still a huge thing in 2008) helped his confidence.

*sigh* It's all that stupid Gamergate at fault. Just a bunch of stupid feminists sitting in front of a camera testifying. It showed a lot of true colors in politicizing game media. The concurrent growing arrogance under the Obama years started to change something in Bob's head.

One of my biggest regrets in all this was not continuing to follow Bob after episode 150 of Game Overthinker, the finale of the original series I spent my early 20s growing up on. Perhaps if i didnt, i would have quickly noticed how crazy Bob was being.

This headline that fellow former YouTube Mentor Lindsay Ellis has BTFO him shocked me

I hope you guys are compiling that Chipmanpedia. Its time. Bob has crossed the paradigm.
 
lol, Bob got a taste of his own medicine
the fact it was meted out by Lindsay Ellis, a fuckup in her own right, makes it a textbook example of the broken clock effect

Bobby finds another reason to invade Poland:
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Bobby recanted when people baited him, and gives a brutally inconsistent answer:
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The tech sector, you doubtless know, is Bobby's key to Superior Future. Bobby is saying we should punish Inferior Past Poland by keeping them in Inferior Past. And recall by "working class" Bobby usually means code-monkeys (or journos or movie extras), he is suggesting we can benefit the working class by depriving them of jobs (not jerbs).
once again, Cinema Robert exhibits his monumental ignorance of how other countries work
there's a shit-ton of manufacturing, heavy industry and mining in the south of Poland, and it's the nation's economic powerhouse; unlike in western Europe/USA, it hasn't been outsourced abroad, and it completely dwarfs the tech and service sectors
and it's been there a very long time - it's the reason why the south of the country got the first autostrada during the Second Republic in the 1930s, long before the capital
 
She knows as well as we do what an attention hungry basket case Bob is. If she had just blocked him, he would have made a big passive aggressive stink about it and kept trying to bait her into saying something, anything to him again. Just look at Peter Coffin, and that's not even someone Bob wants to smash (that we know of, anyway).

Don't live on Twitter, kids.
You're giving her way too much credit. She's too much of a wet-brained twat to think of anything like that, she just couldn't help but lash out at Kino Blyatberto for daring to associate himself with her while being fat and ugly. He deserves whatever he gets, but she's no better than him.
 
"Wait, someone who blocked me multiple times and has never really been friendly with me doesn't consider me their personal friend? Am I taking it wrong? No, it must be her. She doesn't realize my superior future."
the true male feminist response to when youre rejected for being a creepy beta loser, now for the feeding frenzy when many other bobs try to molest ellis by denouncing his actions as creepy chudcel behavior
 
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