Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Intelligent Calcium]

 

[Faggot Gift]

Everyone saying "he was just thirst posting, what's the big deal": if he was actually thirst posting it would be better, at least it's straightforward and somewhat flattering if Bob weren't such a creep. But he was just hitting her with pathetic, "I validate you. You are worthwhile" teenage girl level simpering which his autistic mind thought translated to talking up. She was totally within her right to get mad and blast him and NC annoys the fuck out of me usually.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I want Bob to pull the alpha Chad move and declare himself a high functioning autistic and that it’s unfair for a neurotypical individual like Lindsay to not communicate directly with him as he is a special needs individual.

 

[Karen]

Have you ever even seen MovieBob? We're not talking a guy with a wide range of choices here. And Lindsay is so far out of his league it's ridiculous.

Dude was aiming for a home run but couldn’t even hit the ball.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Lol. Wow. I don't know how fucked your standards would have to be to lust after an ugly two faced and appropriately looks given bitch, but here we are, MovieBob. Honestly, there's many more fish out in the sea, and MovieBob here goes for the thing that looks like it's quarter human, and other parts bulldog and chihuahua. I guess when you drink the SJW koolaid, you come to think self motivation and improvement are things only done by "the establishment" or something.

He thinks that he is perfect in every way, and is bigoted towards the white working class because he thinks they are bigots who are holding back society. Total lack of self awareness.

Have you ever even seen MovieBob? We're not talking a guy with a wide range of choices here. And Lindsay is so far out of his league it's ridiculous.

MovieBob is out of everybody's league. Fat, stupid, and bigoted.

 

[Captain Manning]

I thought William Shatner going for Mike Stoklasa was the biggest hero burn moment of history, but this surely takes the biscuit.

I don't think Stoklasa deserved his burn though. Shatner is pretty notorious for being an egotistical dick. The original ST cast pretty much hates his guts.

Bob absolutely deserves this and even invited it. Yes, that's true even though Lindsay is otherwise a cunt.

 

[The best and greatest]

I just don't think having a sperg thirst for you makes you a victim.

That's because you've never had anyone thirst for you.

 

[Faggot Gift]

It's also the exact type of nice-guy "flirting" that makes them so despised. A guy sends a dic pic, "ew gross", everyone can move on. But if she tried to talk to him in DMs about his simping a wannabe manipulator like Bob could just turn it around and, in his words, "gaslight" her. "You're going to get mad at me for saying you're worthwhile as a person!?!" It's cowardly shit.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Dude was aiming for a home run but couldn’t even hit the ball.

That's an interesting analogy about the blob's adventures in life, in either his personal Love Quest, job-related shenanigans or just general interactions with people.

He does manage to hit the ball... Only for it to be either easy cans of corn that can be caught by one-legged blind shortstoppers, or straight up foul balls. But he swears those are big outta-here homerun hits and it's the pitcher's fault his ball was so crappy, no matter how either the umpires, officials, teammates and adversary players tell him he's out, or should try again with another strategy. He becomes a liability even when benched, since he's often at odds with the guys at the dugout and it's clear it's been years since the last time he set foot in a practice session.

Some teams and individual competitions put up with incredibly problematic players because they're damn good at what they do (examples: Dennis Rodman, Diego Maradona, John McEnroe, Michael Vick), but Bob can't possibly compare to that. Everywhere he goes, his bad player stench is felt and it costs his teams precious runs and hits that could give the team at least some chance at winning games, so he is given the boot.

And so there is Bob, self-professed ace player who's out of his dream job of playing in the big leagues. Not even the minors and local bushleagues want him due to his bad fame coming before him. And he doesn't even know why. In a rare moment of self-awareness, he thinks about his lack of playing abilities, maybe even about his general attitude. Then turns around and thinks "Nah, those chuds are whack and shouldn't even be let near a baseball diamond". His career is ending, if it has even begun.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Yeah, but Mike Stoklasa is actually likeble.

At very least he's not a cat murderer.

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Is this a play on a particular meme?

 

[Rekkington]

I wonder if he could have saved it with just a "well fuck you too then, bitch."
That would have ruled.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I wonder if he could have saved it with just a "well fuck you too then, bitch."
That would have ruled.

He's too much of a pussy to do that

 

[Captain Manning]

At very least he's not a cat murderer.

Speaking of...

I am patiently waiting for @MarzGurl to grace us with a hashtag concerning this mess. I'd suggest #BootBob.

You know the second runner up for the Nostalgia Chick role wants to ride the coat tails of the winner.

 

[Pagliacci]

I wonder if he could have saved it with just a "well fuck you too then, bitch."
That would have ruled.

Bob is the type of guy that could go on a 20 tweet long rant hating on someone and than come groveling back when he realized that at some point in the rant he accidentally misgendered the person. This is part of why Lindsay Ellis telling him to fuck off is so cathartic, because we know he dug himself into such a progressive hole that he can't say she's wrong. He just has to accept it and grovel before her.

 

[Koby_Fish]

quartering JUST uploaded this:

 

[雑音🐈]

is lindsay retarded? what moron wouldnt just use a normal block after the softblock fails?

not to sound ungrateful for the harvest, im glad she went the public beatdown route.

 

[Mola Ram]

is lindsay retarded? what moron wouldnt just use a normal block after the softblock fails?

not to sound ungrateful for the harvest, im glad she went the public beatdown route.

She knows as well as we do what an attention hungry basket case Bob is. If she had just blocked him, he would have made a big passive aggressive stink about it and kept trying to bait her into saying something, anything to him again. Just look at Peter Coffin, and that's not even someone Bob wants to smash (that we know of, anyway).

Don't live on Twitter, kids.

 

[Spunt]

That's an interesting analogy about the blob's adventures in life, in either his personal Love Quest, job-related shenanigans or just general interactions with people.

He does manage to hit the ball... Only for it to be either easy cans of corn that can be caught by one-legged blind shortstoppers, or straight up foul balls. But he swears those are big outta-here homerun hits and it's the pitcher's fault his ball was so crappy, no matter how either the umpires, officials, teammates and adversary players tell him he's out, or should try again with another strategy. He becomes a liability even when benched, since he's often at odds with the guys at the dugout and it's clear it's been years since the last time he set foot in a practice session.

Some teams and individual competitions put up with incredibly problematic players because they're damn good at what they do (examples: Dennis Rodman, Diego Maradona, John McEnroe, Michael Vick), but Bob can't possibly compare to that. Everywhere he goes, his bad player stench is felt and it costs his teams precious runs and hits that could give the team at least some chance at winning games, so he is given the boot.

And so there is Bob, self-professed ace player who's out of his dream job of playing in the big leagues. Not even the minors and local bushleagues want him due to his bad fame coming before him. And he doesn't even know why. In a rare moment of self-awareness, he thinks about his lack of playing abilities, maybe even about his general attitude. Then turns around and thinks "Nah, those chuds are whack and shouldn't even be let near a baseball diamond". His career is ending, if it has even begun.

When you put it that way he sounds weirdly like Trump.

Big thunk.

Edit: The forum decided to dump my entire last post in here as well as my new one, weird.

 

[Absolutego]

She knows as well as we do what an attention hungry basket case Bob is. If she had just blocked him, he would have made a big passive aggressive stink about it and kept trying to bait her into saying something, anything to him again. Just look at Peter Coffin, and that's not even someone Bob wants to smash (that we know of, anyway).

Don't live on Twitter, kids.

For anyone looking for a live preview of what Moviebob would be like if Lindsay hard blocked him initially, just look at Jake Alley/secretgamergrrl's constant passive-aggressive whining about how internet Nazis misled Zoe Quinn into blocking him.
I really hope this leads to Anita speaking up too, but he hasn't been camping her mentions in quite the same way as he was with Lindsay so probably not.

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder if he could have saved it with just a "well fuck you too then, bitch."
That would have ruled.

Probably not. He'd be canceled. Of course he probably will be now anyway so maybe he had nothing to lose.