Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Don't count your mountain dew marinated hens just yet, he says he will be remaining active on the official account. It's not like he has anything better to do IRL what with covid, and his lack of a social life.
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Lol, even though they fired him, The Escapist is still suffering because they hosted Bob at one point.
 
STOP MAKING HIS LIFE MISERABLE YOU TROLLS

GET A LIFE, DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE, LEARN A NEW SKILL, PLAY A GAME, I DON'T KNOW, TAKE A HIKE.

YOU GUYS ARE SO MISERABLE, I CAN'T HATE YOU GUYS BUT I HONEST CAN'T STAND HOW SMUG AND EVIL YOU GUYS ACT THINKING THAT LIFE IT'S LIKE A VIDEOGAME, CONSEQUENCES ARE REAL AND WILL HAPPEN IF YOU GUYS KEEP MAKING MOVIEBOB LIFE A LIVING NIGHTMARE.

*Sigh*, I want we all to get along, but it's hard when you guys are...sorry to say the word...a bunch of nerd incels who always get angry when someone is making some money, doing his or her thing or just being happy.
This is Not your Blog and you are not Our Guru.
 
I'd save my sympathy. They rehired him as a thumb in the eye of Goobergrapers, blisfully overlooking his hatred, bad takes, pedestrian analyses, and shit-tier writing. I hope the stink never washes off.
Russ Pitts rehired him, and Pitts already stepped down over his own internet struggle session well before all of this.
 
I don't know who Lindsay Ellis is/her status as a cow, nor do I care. All I care about is that a guy for whom I have a real distaste got publicly humiliated by a woman he was simping for.

In fact, Lindsay being a bad person/cow on her own just makes it better. It's like when the autistic kid and the emo kid get into a fight. No matter who loses, it's the spectators with nothing to lose/gain who really win in the end.
 
"As trump's victory was announced, some voters didn't take it well. A particular nasty case of suicide involved one online media reviewer going by "Robert Chipman" of Lynn, Massachusetts. More on this story, at 11."
I don't pay much attention to Film Robert, but he's seriously from Lynn? Holy fuck, he's 100% a degenerate fucking faggot!

Lynn, Lynn, the city of sin; you never come out the way you went in.
 
I don't know who Lindsay Ellis is/her status as a cow, nor do I care. All I care about is that a guy for whom I have a real distaste got publicly humiliated by a woman he was simping for.

In fact, Lindsay being a bad person/cow on her own just makes it better. It's like when the autistic kid and the emo kid get into a fight. No matter who loses, it's the spectators with nothing to lose/gain who really win in the end.
No, what makes it better is the fact that she's way higher on the Progressive Stack and more well liked in NPC circles than him. So Blob not only can't dismiss her an alt-right troll (his usual cope when he gets BTFO by randos), but he can't lash out without looking like the misogynist incel he is and risk getting exiled from the BreadTube Elite that he so desperately wants to be accepted by.

All Blob can do is take the L like a champ and seethe in silence.
 
STOP MAKING HIS LIFE MISERABLE YOU TROLLS

GET A LIFE, DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE, LEARN A NEW SKILL, PLAY A GAME, I DON'T KNOW, TAKE A HIKE.

YOU GUYS ARE SO MISERABLE, I CAN'T HATE YOU GUYS BUT I HONEST CAN'T STAND HOW SMUG AND EVIL YOU GUYS ACT THINKING THAT LIFE IT'S LIKE A VIDEOGAME, CONSEQUENCES ARE REAL AND WILL HAPPEN IF YOU GUYS KEEP MAKING MOVIEBOB LIFE A LIVING NIGHTMARE.

*Sigh*, I want we all to get along, but it's hard when you guys are...sorry to say the word...a bunch of nerd incels who always get angry when someone is making some money, doing his or her thing or just being happy.

I know this bait, fake and gay, and I'm not really answering to you, but this goes to Robert and his brother who read this board.

I can't speak for others, but on my side I never interacted with Robert, and never will.

No one here, or any place that mocks Robert has ever made him post his edgy political posts, or write on his book about his grandmas funeral, or to be a weirdo to online thoths.

No one would ever make Lindsay, or any other women have such a misconception of Robert when their interaction speak from themselves.

No one is making anything, Robert is the sole responsible for his actions and what come of them. This whole spetacle Robert is putting out is his own doing, we are just laughing.

I won't say what Robert should and shouldn't, I'm not his mother, but don't get salty when your shit goes south because of your own goddamn actions.

There is no "puppeteering" on this internet autism business, and since Robert likes binary system, likeintelligence vs stupidity, here is one for him: either you behave like a cow or you don't, so either you stop that shit, or we are just gonna keep laughing at you.

pretty simple, we have no power over anything or anyone, we are not the fucking autism illuminati
 
I don't know who Lindsay Ellis is/her status as a cow, nor do I care. All I care about is that a guy for whom I have a real distaste got publicly humiliated by a woman he was simping for.

In fact, Lindsay being a bad person/cow on her own just makes it better. It's like when the autistic kid and the emo kid get into a fight. No matter who loses, it's the spectators with nothing to lose/gain who really win in the end.
She was on the nostalgia critic’s channel awesome. She was known as the nostalgia chick. She had some chimp outs like she got arrested for being drunk and also had a video deleted where she dropped a baby doll. She might’ve said the n word once too, but I could be mixing her up with someone else. Overall she’s very bland as a cow and honestly isn’t the worse offender, but she has her moments and is an autist magnet. Her audience is generally progressive to boot and Bob has been crushing on her for a while.

I’d described her as a stereotypical country bumpkin who loved drama, wanted to move to the big city, and is overcompensating her progressiveness to hide the fact that she’s a hick.
 
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I know this bait, fake and gay, and I'm not really answering to you, but this goes to Robert and his brother who read this board.

I can't speak for others, but on my side I never interacted with Robert, and never will.

No one here, or any place that mocks Robert has ever made him post his edgy political posts, or write on his book about his grandmas funeral, or to be a weirdo to online thoths.

No one would ever make Lindsay, or any other women have such a misconception of Robert when their interaction speak from themselves.

No one is making anything, Robert is the sole responsible for his actions and what come of them. This whole spetacle Robert is putting out is his own doing, we are just laughing.

I won't say what Robert should and shouldn't, I'm not his mother, but don't get salty when your shit goes south because of your own goddamn actions.

There is no "puppeteering" on this internet autism business, and since Robert likes binary system, likeintelligence vs stupidity, here is one for him: either you behave like a cow or you don't, so either you stop that shit, or we are just gonna keep laughing at you.

pretty simple, we have no power over anything or anyone, we are not the fucking autism illuminati
You're wasting your time. Blob will just blame this on the DANG DIRTY GG NAZI PEDO TROLLS as usual, and learn nothing at all.

If Blob was capable of self-reflection and personal growth, he wouldn't be the Film Robert we all know and laugh at.

His fucking retardation has already taken hold of his formerly normal functioning brother and slowly turning him into Blob 2.0, so it's too late for the poor fucker already.
 
How is he any different from people like The Spoony One?

Attention whores are gonna attention whore. You take away their power to do that, they fall into pieces, regardless of who it is.
The thing is Spoony blames himself for his problems while refusing to fix them, Bob blames conservatives and fantasizes about Disney, Marvel, Academia, and the Democratic Party killing them to the point of extinction thus leading to a "superior" future
 
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