Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bolo]

Well, there's the white flag.

Oh god, here comes the "i'm a big strong fighting man from Bahston, I can take it". act

"I'm not like the chuds, I can take a criticism, please don't send me messages of support, I can take it."

And the line "this is a free love-bombing zone", is this shit is from the 15 page essay blog post he is writing right now to "clear the air", the same shit he posts whenever internet get "too intense" for Robert.

You guy wanna play who guesses the bullet points more? I'll start

-It begings with a sigh, and then a description of what happened withou ever mentioning Lindsay's name. But subtley he will downplay his "interaction" with her as being just "support"

-Is is fast to voice that the person in question is not at fault, and not to be bothered, and he doesn't want anything to be said and to to this person on his name, that the fault lies with him and him alone and that he will work hard to be better. And the if ther "person" in question doesn't want to associate with him, that's fine.

-these are just the two initial paragraphs, now come the water works,

-Robert mentions that has depression, but he is quick to say that it isn't as bad as the true victims of the internet, but he is going through a lot and need time to process things. Insert some stuff about not being able to go outside, fuck Trump´, blah blah blah.

-He mentions the Escapist, how everything was very business and mature and no one got kicked out, the contract expired, but he misses his spot there.

-Now we go for the sympathy begging but always making sure we don't want sympathy. Starts off as describing himself as a shy child.

-And now we get to his school years and how he always struggled to relate to people, maybe he was too "booky" or "geeky" but he admits that sometimes he can miss social cue, and the treatment in school only made it worse for him to overcome his "shortcomings", but he is always working to be better.

-He gets to the part that he has been heavly mis-characterised in the internet. Gamer gate trauma, and yada yada yada. But the people who "matter" know who he is and what he stands for.

-Ends up by once again claiming to not want to be "love-bombed" and there is no use to try to get him and that "person" to do fighting, because he respects "that person". He will work hard to be better, apologies for any inconvenience he might have caused. he thanks the support from his viewers and all he wants now is to get back to work.

 

[blablabla]

Well, there's the white flag.

to be cancelled you have to BE in the first place roberto

 

[Basil II]

Also, has anybody ITT been cyberstalked? It's creepy and weird,

I had a 50 year old cow find my real life social media pages because he was salty I made fun of his shitty video game many years ago, nigga kept trying to talk to me, it was creepy and weird, but hardly "predatory".

 

[Jones McCann]

I'm glad bob is finally getting a public flogging by the Twitter faggots. I hope he keeps his Twitter private forever, but we know it'll be open tomorrow so he can get his sweet dopamine back.

 

[ScatmansWorld]

"I've unsubscribed from my Escapist membership, over this." It explains a lot about Bob fans that some of them are so oblivious they still don't know The Escapist gave him the boot.

I would be fucking howling with laughter if this leads to the Escapist making another statement further clarifying that they have nothing to do with Moviebob anymore. That’d be such a raw burn.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I would be fucking howling with laughter if this leads to the Escapist making another statement further clarifying that they have nothing to do with Moviebob anymore. That’d be such a raw burn.

It actually makes me feel bad for the people over at The Escapist.

 

[Druveer]

The difference between us, of course, is that I grew out of it. Experience taught me that that wasn't a good way to continue living, and I learned that I was really no different from anyone else. I got my shit together and put that childish way of thinking behind me.

That's the thing tho, experience is a great teacher, the defining moment in FilmRoberts life is a Super Mario game, he has no experiences to cause personal growth.
The only thing Robert grows out of are pants.

 

[RandomNobody]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer piece of shit

 

[Seth MacFartman]

Bob got blown the absolute fuck out by his waifu

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He deleted his tweet but Ellis's are still up and archived: https://archive.md/dvwAl

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She's a Strong Independent Woman who don't need no Bob in her Life!! LOL.

 

[Mola Ram]

It actually makes me feel bad for the people over at The Escapist.

I'd save my sympathy. They rehired him as a thumb in the eye of Goobergrapers, blisfully overlooking his hatred, bad takes, pedestrian analyses, and shit-tier writing. I hope the stink never washes off.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Robert’s devastating humiliation comes with another perk: Chris has been so busy on suicide watch over his big brother that he hasn’t had time to e-beg for a few hours.

 

[blackduck]

Anyone have that clip of moviebob going over which versions of Peach were okay to jack off to? Im sure it was from one of his early Game Overthinker videos.

 

[Aramis]

The fact that Bob has a black fan is just very funny to me.

The Urban Market loves the Bob.

 

[Vapewizard]

I don't really know this dude cause he wasn't one of the cows on my personal radar but it's always entertaining to see a public execution.

 

[Eris!]

, CONSEQUENCES ARE REAL AND WILL HAPPEN IF YOU GUYS KEEP MAKING MOVIEBOB LIFE A LIVING NIGHTMARE.

What will the consequences be, and will they be hilarious?

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

STOP MAKING HIS LIFE MISERABLE YOU TROLLS

GET A LIFE, DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE, LEARN A NEW SKILL, PLAY A GAME, I DON'T KNOW, TAKE A HIKE.

YOU GUYS ARE SO MISERABLE, I CAN'T HATE YOU GUYS BUT I HONEST CAN'T STAND HOW SMUG AND EVIL YOU GUYS ACT THINKING THAT LIFE IT'S LIKE A VIDEOGAME, CONSEQUENCES ARE REAL AND WILL HAPPEN IF YOU GUYS KEEP MAKING MOVIEBOB LIFE A LIVING NIGHTMARE.

*Sigh*, I want we all to get along, but it's hard when you guys are...sorry to say the word...a bunch of nerd incels who always get angry when someone is making some money, doing his or her thing or just being happy.

I thought you hated Magatards?

 

[Tiggletown]

Well

1. Not a monolith. Ten years ago it was assumed no black people watched anime, assuming none consume content from pseudo-breadtubers is pretty presumptive.

2. Never discount the possibility that an account like that is actually a white person. The profile picture alone looks pulled off of Google, but I'm not gonna look into it.

3. It could just be someone else's fan who feels bad enough to tell him to turn off his computer, and followed him when the drama started.

Niggas loved DBZ

 

[RandomNobody]

STOP MAKING HIS LIFE MISERABLE YOU TROLLS

GET A LIFE, DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE, LEARN A NEW SKILL, PLAY A GAME, I DON'T KNOW, TAKE A HIKE.

YOU GUYS ARE SO MISERABLE, I CAN'T HATE YOU GUYS BUT I HONEST CAN'T STAND HOW SMUG AND EVIL YOU GUYS ACT THINKING THAT LIFE IT'S LIKE A VIDEOGAME, CONSEQUENCES ARE REAL AND WILL HAPPEN IF YOU GUYS KEEP MAKING MOVIEBOB LIFE A LIVING NIGHTMARE.

*Sigh*, I want we all to get along, but it's hard when you guys are...sorry to say the word...a bunch of nerd incels who always get angry when someone is making some money, doing his or her thing or just being happy.

IncelBob doesn't make any money.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

What will the consequences be, and will they be hilarious?

Whatever they are, the consequences will never be the same.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ya know if bobby wants a new "I totally have a girlfriend guiz" photo to show off at thanksgiving now that LINDSAAAAAAAAAAAAAY is offlimits, I would be more than happy to furnish him with more appropriate material.