"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

If Phil ever ends up in prison, there would be a field day for sure. Would love to watch a documentary on that.
 
This is pure genius. Phil SHOULD get arrested and see what's-what .

Imagine Phil accidentally DOES defend himself, and due to the current political-climate is checked right into prison haha.

Either way, no one on KF REALLY wants harm to come to any cow, commie cow or otherwise. We observe and collect, we sperg and report.

If an adult read through Phil's alleged phreats, the context would immediately show the Wiley E. Coyote/ACME level of silly involved with the verbiage.

getting arrested might threaten his bourgeois way of life of living off the product of other people’s labour whilst contributing nothing
I’m sure it can threaten some or all of the benefits he gets
 
If you want a picture the future, imagine a tard boot stamping on a monitor screen... forever.
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China-kun number one!
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I want to drop him in China so bad.

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On a subject closer to home:
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I won't post the whole newsletter but this must be the page that drew Phil's attention:
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Phil recommends some music to prospective anti-fascists:
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All this really shows is that Phil needs an enemy. He needs somebody that he can cry about on social media and blow up the threat level.

What's that? Can't go to the rally? It's because of those damn Kiwi Farmers stalking him and waiting outside his apartment for the right moment to strike. We're his excuse for everything bad that has happened to him. Before it was his boss not allowing him to transition. Then it was Angelo. Now it's us.

Without the Orchards, Phil has to create a new enemy.
 
1. Dr Martens' quality has declined since 1990, but surprisingly that's got nothing to do with Sketchers, which was supposed to be a distributor of Dr Martens nearly 30 years ago.

2. Phil, you'll never be able to afford to live in Laurelhurst, even if PDX falls to your comrades. Unless you're planning on living in the park?
 
If you want a picture the future, imagine a tard boot stamping on a monitor screen... forever.
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China-kun number one!
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I want to drop him in China so bad.

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On a subject closer to home:
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I won't post the whole newsletter but this must be the page that drew Phil's attention:
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Phil recommends some music to prospective anti-fascists:
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Ho99o9 is way too good for this
 
This is pure genius. Phil SHOULD get arrested and see what's-what .

Imagine Phil accidentally DOES defend himself, and due to the current political-climate is checked right into prison haha.

Either way, no one on KF REALLY wants harm to come to any cow, commie cow or otherwise. We observe and collect, we sperg and report.

If an adult read through Phil's alleged phreats, the context would immediately show the Wiley E. Coyote/ACME level of silly involved with the verbiage.
If there's ever a movie made about KF, it should totally be called Sperg and Report.
 
Honestly, seeing Phil talking about the oppression of Hong Kong, people who are genuinely being oppressed (and not that bullshit non-oppression SJWs blame on the US Government) by the Communist Party of China like Hong Kongers are just a bunch of ungrateful, ignorant saps who don't know what's good for them really disgusts me. The people of Hong Kong are being beaten, imprisoned, and killed by a totalitarian dictatorship and only want their freedom and basic liberties, then there's Phil who has wasted a lifetime in a free country that any freedom-hungry Hong Konger would kill to live in. I'd gladly trade away Phil for any Hong Konger. Any one of them is worth more than 10,000 Phils.
 
That is what the Communist Party intended all along. Ever since Hong Kong was handed over to Communist China, there has been a slow but persistent decline in the civil rights and liberties they were supposedly promised. I can't honestly blame Taiwan for telling Communist China to get lost. Communist China wasn't the worst. It was Albania when it was ruled by the Albanian Party of Labor.
 
Fuck you dad!
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Look at those boots. Scuff free.

You're right. You'd think that someone who has been taking it to the streets on the reg to kick Nazi ass wouldn't have such pristine boots. It's almost like Phil HASN'T actually been brawling with Proud Boys or getting into altercations with "fascists".

Anyone else want to wager on whether Phil bought that thin blue line flag just to scribble on it and take a photo? He sure has hell didn't steal it from anyone, that's for damn sure. A retarded coward and his TardBux are soon parted.
 
You're right. You'd think that someone who has been taking it to the streets on the reg to kick Nazi ass wouldn't have such pristine boots. It's almost like Phil HASN'T actually been brawling with Proud Boys or getting into altercations with "fascists".

Anyone else want to wager on whether Phil bought that thin blue line flag just to scribble on it and take a photo? He sure has hell didn't steal it from anyone, that's for damn sure. A retarded coward and his TardBux are soon parted.
Phil always cleans and shines his shoes after he uses them to kick Nazi skulls in, because he's so clean and hygienic and AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, couldn't even type that one with a straight face.
 
Phil always cleans and shines his shoes after he uses them to kick Nazi skulls in, because he's so clean and hygienic and AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, couldn't even type that one with a straight face.

Phil can't even wipe his ass after he takes a shit, keep his shithole apartment clean, or even keep his feet from looking like he was walking barefoot through the meteor shit from Creepshow. There's no way in hell he's capable of polishing boots and taking care of them properly. He just wears them around his apartment while stomping on pillows, pretending he's curb-stomping Nazis.
 
Phil can't even wipe his ass after he takes a shit, keep his shithole apartment clean, or even keep his feet from looking like he was walking barefoot through the meteor shit from Creepshow. There's no way in hell he's capable of polishing boots and taking care of them properly. He just wears them around his apartment while stomping on pillows, pretending he's curb-stomping Nazis.
Ozzy once wrote a song about Phil, I think.
 
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