"Current year" terms that piss you off

[Michael Jacks0n]

"DNI", stands for "Do Not Interact". It's pretty much only used by 17-13 year olds on their carrds as a more professional way to tell you to fuck off and never talk to them if you don't support their anime ship or their pandagender neopronouns uwu

Ha, in the retail industry, "DNI" stands for "do not inventory", which is a code we use for products which don't get included during massive store inventories. For example, when I used to work at Lowe's, we'd mark "DNI" on the store displays for washing machines, toilets, and lawnmowers so we knew to ignore them when doing inventory. We did the same thing at a couple of other stores I used to work at, and my friend who works at Home Depot says they still do.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

"Gender non-conforming"

FOR A GROUP THAT HATES LABELS...

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

“I can’t even...”

”Can’t even...” what?

”Can’t even...” WHAT?!

 

[Maude Snew]

For some reason people calling each other snacks makes me irrationally upset. It's just so fucking stupid.

 

[Cool kitties club]

Hearing the word "poggers" used a general term of affection is gross extra gross when paired with weeb twitter horny culture.

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

For some reason people calling each other snacks makes me irrationally upset. It's just so fucking stupid.

Bring back Snacks faggot.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

For some reason people calling each other snacks makes me irrationally upset. It's just so fucking stupid.

"Cake" used as a term for ass.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Hearing the word "poggers" used a general term of affection is gross extra gross when paired with weeb twitter horny culture.

I keep seeing that word and I have no idea what the fuck it means, but it sounds gross.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I've never heard anyone in my area refer to anyone else as a "snack" but that sounds absolutely awful and a good repellent if I should ever come across such a sad individual.

That said, I'm still seeing people in relationships call each other bae, and it needs to stop. It sounded infantile back then and it still sounds retarded now.

 

[Pissmaster]

"Cake" used as a term for ass.

That's from Cake by the Ocean by DNCE, I think?

 

[Cool kitties club]

I keep seeing that word and I have no idea what the fuck it means, but it sounds gross.

Its some twitch meme based on the "pogchamp" used to signal moments of excitement in a twitch chat.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

For some reason people calling each other snacks makes me irrationally upset. It's just so fucking stupid.

That said, I'm still seeing people in relationships call each other bae, and it needs to stop. It sounded infantile back then and it still sounds retarded now.

I heard that stupid-ass phrase all the time in high school and I thought it died after 2015. Hearing that adults are using it after the high schoolers stopped makes it a fuckton more pathetic.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

I've never heard anyone in my area refer to anyone else as a "snack" but that sounds absolutely awful and a good repellent if I should ever come across such a sad individual.

That said, I'm still seeing people in relationships call each other bae, and it needs to stop. It sounded infantile back then and it still sounds retarded now.

As a man who calls his wife "honeybun", I find "bae" to be an intolerable neologism. I get it, it's an abbreviation for "babe" or "baby", I still don't like it. Compared to the endearing "hon", "bae" just makes a person sound intentionally trendy and very trashy. I envision a tatted up clout chasing serial monogamist calling her fling for the month that, not a wife addressing her husband with a pet name.

Also what the fuck does "snack" mean in context of another person? Maybe I'm out of this loop but what is that supposed to convey? You look tasty? Is it some kind of cannibal dogwhistle?

 

[Kane Lives]

Everything is "powerful" nowadays. No matter how insignificant or abrasive it is. Typically used for body exposure.

Adding to this: "valid" is an equally misused and vapid term. No, you sped, you're not more "valid" for being a snowflake.

 

[The Last Stand]

Adding to this: "valid" is an equally misused and vapid term. No, you sped, you're not more "valid" for being a snowflake.

I HATE it when commonly known words get misused to no end.

 

[The Cunting Death]

"Cake" used as a term for ass.

Difference is i love to eat ass

 

[The Last Stand]

Difference is i love to eat ass

Thank you. Eat ass, that's disgusting and annoying.

And whatever terminology used to describe a woman's vagina.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Thank you. Eat ass, that's disgusting and annoying.

And whatever terminology used to describe a woman's vagina.

Especially if it's someone who desperately wants one for themselves.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

"Can we just stop for a moment to appreciate-"

I want to push the guy who spread this over a steep cliff above some jagged rocks. The jaggiest!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

“Read the room.”

Usually from my experience, it’s a term invented on social media to just simply repeat their own echo chambers, while not taking any responsibility for their own actions.