Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Chris counts his blessings:
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While Troon #25 presumably responds to Bobby's Ace Ventura post.
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There was a brief period of time where Jon started expressing his political opinions, which were more right-leaning than a lot of other online content creators. Then he made the mistake of debating Destiny. Jon showed he wasn't a good debater under pressure (especially not with someone like Destiny who gish-gallops like crazy) and made remarks that a lot of people deem racist.

Of course, Jon's still an insanely popular YouTuber so it seems nobody outside Twitter cliques give a shit. It also helps that Jon never expressed his politics in his videos so his viewers who don't follow him on Twitter would never have seen any of the drama.

Jon was essentially freshly redpilled and excited to share his new point of view. Whether or not he continues to be redpilled is another matter. One of his guides into /pol/ was Sargon and he can't have helped but to see him become a laughingstock

The sargon/jontron stream is extremely long, even by skeptic and bloodsports standards, but does contain this fairly amusing exchange

Sargon: oh Ho Ho, they've already gotten to your Wikipedia since we started chatting, Jon "Aryan" Jafari
Jontron: no, that is actually my middle name
 
Chris counts his blessings:
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Motherfucker, hide! Right now, it's not a time for you to be flagging that support flag for Bob. Every corner of the internet is now salting him.

It's been more than 24 hours since Ellis nuked him from orbit, and everyone has been riffing every single part of Bob's name, and what he stands. It's entertaining
 
Chris counts his blessings:
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While Troon #25 presumably responds to Bobby's Ace Ventura post.
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Jesus Christ. Chris is an accredited professional with a wife and a family. Why is he chasing the career that keeps his brother living in debt and damp basements like some low level dungeons and dragons monster, let alone being thankful for getting dragged into it? The arguments with Twitter nobodies? Is the dopamine payoff really that good?
 
Jesus Christ. Chris is an accredited professional with a wife and a family. Why is he chasing the career that keeps his brother living in debt and damp basements like some low level dungeons and dragons monster, let alone being thankful for getting dragged into it? The arguments with Twitter nobodies? Is the dopamine payoff really that good?
Chris probably got fooled by Bob into thinking that being a critic on YouTube was the key to riches and getting formerly cute girls to talk to him. Whoops.
 
Pity the Bob
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Perhaps some of the other Bobologists would be able to help me out. At some point on his dead, he hasn't tweeted on it in over a month I'm calling it, account he did some sort of sob story about how he longed for his carefree youth or something and then turned into a tirade of how no one appreciates him. I've gone through the other account but I cannot find it for the life of me. Anyways, this made me think of that.
While Troon #25 presumably responds to Bobby's Ace Ventura post.
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It's much sadder then that
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Chris probably got fooled by Bob into thinking that being a critic on YouTube was the key to riches and getting formerly cute girls to talk to him. Whoops.

Chris' wife must be thrilled. Her provider went from "I guess I'll do a little overtime this week" when faced with an unexpected bill to "I will beg on the internet where all of our friends and family can see" under Robert's tutelage

The two brothers are close. Anyone ever think that Bob's political posturing is an attempt to impress Chris and his virulent democratism?
 
Jesus Christ. Chris is an accredited professional with a wife and a family. Why is he chasing the career that keeps his brother living in debt and damp basements like some low level dungeons and dragons monster, let alone being thankful for getting dragged into it? The arguments with Twitter nobodies? Is the dopamine payoff really that good?
Some people want fame and attention more than a stable financial future.

I think these people are idiots, but I also think it's a free country and these people are really REALLY lonely.
 
So what's the betting pool with regard to Blobbo? Does he simply ignore Lindsey like he does most of the rest of reality, and continue spewing to his ever shrinking bubble of fellow male feminist creepers? Does he finally seek to end it all? Will we get news of a derranged madman dressed as Mario who has taken over a McDonalds and is seeking to kill himself with McNuggets dipped in cheese? Or will he become the Massachusets campaign chair for Trump 2024?
 
Pity the Bob
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Perhaps some of the other Bobologists would be able to help me out. At some point on his dead, he hasn't tweeted on it in over a month I'm calling it, account he did some sort of sob story about how he longed for his carefree youth or something and then turned into a tirade of how no one appreciates him. I've gone through the other account but I cannot find it for the life of me. Anyways, this made me think of that.

It's much sadder then that
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Since I can't see his twitter, is he still doing his normal amount of sperging or has he calmed down since not as many people as normal can see it?
 
So what's the betting pool with regard to Blobbo? Does he simply ignore Lindsey like he does most of the rest of reality, and continue spewing to his ever shrinking bubble of fellow male feminist creepers? Does he finally seek to end it all? Will we get news of a derranged madman dressed as Mario who has taken over a McDonalds and is seeking to kill himself with McNuggets dipped in cheese? Or will he become the Massachusets campaign chair for Trump 2024?

I think Bob will follow in Arthur Chu's footsteps, tripling and quadrupling down on his wokeness; actively "mindkilling" himself to purge wrongthink, holding up this interaction as a warning from feminism and the enlightened future, and God willing, making sure to @ Lindsay Ellis whenever he prostrates himself to breadtube like a good ally
 
So what's the betting pool with regard to Blobbo? Does he simply ignore Lindsey like he does most of the rest of reality, and continue spewing to his ever shrinking bubble of fellow male feminist creepers? Does he finally seek to end it all? Will we get news of a derranged madman dressed as Mario who has taken over a McDonalds and is seeking to kill himself with McNuggets dipped in cheese? Or will he become the Massachusets campaign chair for Trump 2024?
He eats a small meal at McDonals before losing his foot to diabetes.
 
Chris counts his blessings:
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While Troon #25 presumably responds to Bobby's Ace Ventura post.
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How the fuck does this dude have 123 paypigs when literally no one watches his channel on youtube and I'm guessing no one listens to his boring ass podcasts?

I swear these people are juicing their numbers are they getting family to pitch in?
 
So what's the betting pool with regard to Blobbo? Does he simply ignore Lindsey like he does most of the rest of reality, and continue spewing to his ever shrinking bubble of fellow male feminist creepers? Does he finally seek to end it all? Will we get news of a derranged madman dressed as Mario who has taken over a McDonalds and is seeking to kill himself with McNuggets dipped in cheese? Or will he become the Massachusets campaign chair for Trump 2024?
Obviously Bob will do some self-reflection, realizing that he's approaching 40 as a virginal, fat, basement dwelling nerd that nobody likes - not even the people on his side.

He'll lose weight, stop being such an arrogant know it all, and finally know the touch of a wo.....

HAHAHAHA...I'm sorry, but I couldn't continue typing that with a straight face.

He'll continue to believe that he is a Superior Ubermench and somehow Lindsay was tricked into not realizing that she needs Bob's barely visible penis to know true happiness.
 
Since I can't see his twitter, is he still doing his normal amount of sperging or has he calmed down since not as many people as normal can see it?
He kinda calmed down and went to doing a bunch of pop culture posting. There's the same amount of political retweets but he hasn't done any. There's some self deprecation so he can put on airs of being sorry.
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I like to point out how she showed off two $50s and the other bills are disguised $10s. She's positively rolling in it but that is a story for another thread.
 
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