Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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He kinda calmed down and went to doing a bunch of pop culture posting. There's the same amount of political retweets but he hasn't done any. There's some self deprecation so he can put on airs of being sorry.
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I like to point out how she showed off two $50s and the other bills are disguised $10s. She's positively rolling in it but that is a story for another thread.
oh so bob's already moved on to thirsting over Renfamous? Ooof mate... if he thought he had a chance with Lindsay, he really, REALLY has no chance with the original bluehaired SJW. Guy totes learned fucking nothing.
 
Pity the Bob
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1327420652702330880
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Yeah but it was Trump that was making his life horrible...
 
If Bobu-San so much as dips his toe into the Asian gene pool he's going to end up with a hapa son like Elliot Rodger.
That's all we need morbidly obese hapa Bob on a mobility scooter making videos about how he's the ultimate gentleman.

At least they can escape by running up a flight of stairs.
Or down a flight of stairs, or a light jog... or just walking with long strides. It'd be like the race between the turtle and the hare except the turtle never actually catches up and is fat.

I get the impression she's had it with his shit for some time or quite possibly just never even liked him and was looking for an opportunity. Without his position of power at the Escapist, there was no reason not to pull the trigger the next time he pulled any of his simp shit.

SJWs don't seem to actually like anybody, especially their allies, they are constantly waiting for someone to slip up so they can crucify them and once again prove to the cult how pure they are.

I've only gone through the highlights so forgive me if I'm late, but this looks very familiar to me.

I think the left is sacrificing Bob. They're sacrificing him for the harvest.

Isaac: FilmRobert it's your time, you must enter the cornfields and satiate He Who Walks Behind the Rows.
Isaac: What the fuck.... ROBERT NO STOP EATING THE CORN....

Nobody gonna be sacrificing bob.
 
So what's the betting pool with regard to Blobbo? Does he simply ignore Lindsey like he does most of the rest of reality, and continue spewing to his ever shrinking bubble of fellow male feminist creepers? Does he finally seek to end it all? Will we get news of a derranged madman dressed as Mario who has taken over a McDonalds and is seeking to kill himself with McNuggets dipped in cheese? Or will he become the Massachusets campaign chair for Trump 2024?
>implying Bob will kill himself and not just sit and spend the next 15 years making tweets about the Post-COVID return of the MCU
His consoomer lifestyle takes priority over pride. How will he be able to stream Avengers 14: The Quest for the Chaos Emeralds in HD if he is dead?
 
How the fuck does this dude have 123 paypigs when literally no one watches his channel on youtube and I'm guessing no one listens to his boring ass podcasts?

I swear these people are juicing their numbers are they getting family to pitch in?

Chris's e-begging has gone backwards. I am sure he was at 128 pay pigs only a couple of days ago. I wonder if Lindsay's smackdown affected Chris too? That would be funny as.
 
>implying Bob will kill himself and not just sit and spend the next 15 years making tweets about the Post-COVID return of the MCU
His consoomer lifestyle takes priority over pride. How will he be able to stream Avengers 14: The Quest for the Chaos Emeralds in HD if he is dead?
When I first joined back in 2018 I made a post in this thread asking how much longer he can go on. Almost three years later and he still hasn't stopped. Eventually he will reach a breaking point. When will it happen we'll never know.
 
I think Bob will follow in Arthur Chu's footsteps, tripling and quadrupling down on his wokeness; actively "mindkilling" himself to purge wrongthink, holding up this interaction as a warning from feminism and the enlightened future, and God willing, making sure to @ Lindsay Ellis whenever he prostrates himself to breadtube like a good ally

Bob doesn't have much mind to kill?
 
He kinda calmed down and went to doing a bunch of pop culture posting. There's the same amount of political retweets but he hasn't done any. There's some self deprecation so he can put on airs of being sorry.
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I like to point out how she showed off two $50s and the other bills are disguised $10s. She's positively rolling in it but that is a story for another thread.
Isn't Rens path to "Succesful Adulthood" having a Wealthy Father and a Succesful Simp for a Husband? Both of whom put up with her vile Peter Pan lifestyle? Bob has neither. Ren at least has a Vagina to offer in trade for her pop culture plastic crap. Bob brings nothing to anybody's table.

After nearly 7 years of Bob watching I think this is just about the lowest he's been observed to be. I say we award bonus points to Nostalgia Chick if she succeeds in killing him, without having to actually fuck him first. Thus proving her superiority over Zoey Quinn.
 
So what's the betting pool with regard to Blobbo?
Probably not as exciting as many people think.

He comes back in a couple of days, like nothing happened, and never publicly mentions Lindsay again.

I mean, what else can he do? He's pussy whipped. He'll probably try and make amends behind the scenes, but I'm pretty sure she won't permit him to pretend they're friends anymore. She dropped a tactical nuke on that bridge.

oh so bob's already moved on to thirsting over Renfamous?
Good. If she tells him to fuck off, I'll cheer her on too (no joke). She's a way bigger cunt than Lindsay, but she's also a married woman too. Bob needs to knock this shit off. I don't care if every girl he does this to has a cow thread on the Farms. They're perfectly justified in telling him, of all people, to kickflip off a bridge.
 
I'm probably not the first person to think this and I do realize how futile it is to convey this to Bobert, but if he put even an ounce of the same energy he exerts on twitter all day into diet and excercise then he'd probably be able to get fit.

Also why can't he just type lesbian asians into pornhub and keep it to himself like the rest of us? I guess asking him to keep it to himself is asking for the impossible.
 
I'm probably not the first person to think this and I do realize how futile it is to convey this to Bobert, but if he put even an ounce of the same energy he exerts on twitter all day into diet and excercise then he'd probably be able to get fit.
I think he could slim down quite a bit just by changing his diet and doing a little yoga.
 
I'm probably not the first person to think this and I do realize how futile it is to convey this to Bobert, but if he put even an ounce of the same energy he exerts on twitter all day into diet and excercise then he'd probably be able to get fit.
If Blob put even a fraction of effort into working out that he puts into sperging on Twitter, he'd be more jacked than the Hulk within a year.
 
So what's the betting pool with regard to Blobbo? Does he simply ignore Lindsey like he does most of the rest of reality, and continue spewing to his ever shrinking bubble of fellow male feminist creepers? Does he finally seek to end it all? Will we get news of a derranged madman dressed as Mario who has taken over a McDonalds and is seeking to kill himself with McNuggets dipped in cheese? Or will he become the Massachusets campaign chair for Trump 2024?
He puts out some tweets that make his current predicament somehow even worse because of how actually (socially) retarded he is. You know, like with the Cuties thing where he just kept on digging and continues even now to dig when someone brings it up. He won't an-hero unless he gets banned off Twitter or someone like Anita goes for a merciless Fatality like Hotdog Girl did.
 
Probably not as exciting as many people think.

He comes back in a couple of days, like nothing happened, and never publicly mentions Lindsay again.

I mean, what else can he do? He's pussy whipped. He'll probably try and make amends behind the scenes, but I'm pretty sure she won't permit him to pretend they're friends anymore. She dropped a tactical nuke on that bridge.


Good. If she tells him to fuck off, I'll cheer her on too (no joke). She's a way bigger cunt than Lindsay, but she's also a married woman too. Bob needs to knock this shit off. I don't care if every girl he does this to has a cow thread on the Farms. They're perfectly justified in telling him, of all people, to kickflip off a bridge.
I mean, unless Renfamous is poly, in which case being married means nothing at all. But that still doesn't mean there's an in for bob somewhere somehow.
 
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