Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Had no idea this guy was so bad of a person. I only heard about him getting roasted by Lindsay Ellis, and I'm a huge fan of hers lol.
I liked TGWTG Lindsay... sorta.

Modern Lindsay? No thank you.

Look at this faggotry.

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Dumb shit on Wikipedia.
Oh shit. A Private First Class. Those can be dangerous.

The last time one of those went "political," they leaked a whole bunch of classified secrets and diplomatic cables, and then trooned out, before some stupid nigger commuted their sentence because it was all Bush's fault anyways... or something like that.
 
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Chris’s sanity is starting to slip from his fingers. Meanwhile, his descent into lolcowdom in his own right is gaining more and more momentum.

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I’m not sure what this is about, maybe someone can explain the context of this?

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You would think the Chipman Bros would be more upbeat now Orange Man has been defeated. It just goes to show that neither one of them is capable if happiness. With Trump gone where will they direct there hatred and anger?
you don’t need to make up a worse word for the Third Reich, the Third Reich is already a disparaging term. A better use of the Reich gag is to call the ”alt right” the “alt Reich”.

too lazy to check a retards twitter post but gonna say that “Turd Reich” has already been used but it didn’t stick because it’s just confusing. It implies that the reichs are good, but that 3rd one was shit.

Kinda sounds like an interdepartmental insult;

officer 1: “oh there goes Hanz, you know he’s now with the third Reich?”

officer 2: “Third Reich?”
“more like... “
*puts on sunglasses* “turd Reich”

“AMIREICH GUYS?!?”
 
It cracks me up that Robert didn’t realize, after being soft-blocked six times, that it wasn’t just a very persistent Twitter glitch.

ROBERT: “There is no such thing as a ‘good’ stupid person! There are NO ‘good’ stupid people! Stupid people are evil and should be executed!”

ALSO ROBERT: *tard grunts*
A very persistent and very specific Twitter glitch that only effects Ellis.
Unless there's more people out there he gets soft blocked from who haven't come forth yet.
 
you don’t need to make up a worse word for the Third Reich, the Third Reich is already a disparaging term. A better use of the Reich gag is to call the ”alt right” the “alt Reich”.

too lazy to check a retards twitter post but gonna say that “Turd Reich” has already been used but it didn’t stick because it’s just confusing. It implies that the reichs are good, but that 3rd one was shit.

Kinda sounds like an interdepartmental insult;

officer 1: “oh there goes Hanz, you know he’s now with the third Reich?”

officer 2: “Third Reich?”
“more like... “
*puts on sunglasses* “turd Reich”

“AMIREICH GUYS?!?”
tbh I find jokes like that worrying. Jokes with Nazis as a punchline can totally be funny but treating it as both active threat and cartoon characters is really going to end poorly. It's like when people go "Hahaha Trump funny poopy man smell bad" but also want you to buy into their ranting about him being one of the most evil men of our time. They aren't taking their premise seriously themselves.

It makes me think about how much people don't seem to understand the absolute horror an actually fascist United States could inflict on the world in comparison to a hellhole like 1930s Germany or how there's probably no going back for humanity if it occurred. Hitler would look like a parlor trick if America actually fully embraced that ideology in modern times.
 
I believe Chris thinks he’s pre-dunking on the media empire Trump is rumored to be masterminding for his post-WH life. In fact, Chris is further outing himself as a contemporary Holocaust denier. “Trump’s AmeriKKKa is LITERALLY Nazi Germany!” is tantamount to saying Nazi Germany was pretty great. I invite you to eat actual shit, Chipman.
 
It implies that the reichs are good, but that 3rd one was shit.
"Reich" is some gay ethno-nationalistic shit that Hitler cribbed from Arthur Moeller van den Bruck. Supposedly, the Holy Roman Empire was the first Reich, and the German Empire that ended in 1918 was the second. The fourth is some hypothetical bogeyman that Antifa is working to stop... I guess.

However, I don't know any credible historian that refers to the Holy Roman Empire as the "First Reich." Although many are quick to point out it wasn't very holy, certainly wasn't Roman, and was a pretty crappy empire.

Point being, anybody that uses that term to describe anything that isn't Nazi Germany (the "Third Reich"), is usually a fucking idiot, and should be ridiculed mercilessly. Ironically, they're using the very language Hitler would want them to use. Dumbasses.
 
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"Reich" is some gay nationalistic shit that Hitler cribbed from Arthur Moeller van den Bruck. Supposedly, the Holy Roman Empire was the first Reich, and the German Empire that ended in 1918 was the second. The fourth is some hypothetical bogeyman that Antifa is working to stop... I guess.

However, I don't know any credible historian that refers to the Holy Roman Empire as the "First Reich." Although many are quick to point out it wasn't very holy, certainly wasn't Roman, and was a pretty crappy empire.

Point being, anybody that uses that term to describe anything that isn't Nazi Germany (the "Third Reich"), is usually a fucking idiot, and should be ridiculed mercilessly. Ironically, they're using the very language Hitler would want them to use. Dumbasses.
Reich is literally just the German word for "Empire". It's the Heiliges Römisches REICH and the Deutsches REICH. Hitler didn't make that up.
 
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You would think the Chipman Bros would be more upbeat now Orange Man has been defeated. It just goes to show that neither one of them is capable if happiness. With Trump gone where will they direct there hatred and anger?
Chris is probably referring to the protests in Washington DC, where MAGA supporters chants the National Anthem.

Chris retweets Lass_Library, one of the more fervent orbiters of Bob:
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Unfortunately Bobby does have fans: Lass_Library is one.
 
I have a feeling Chris became retarded the more he was around Bob because if Chris has always been a lolcow then he did a good job of hiding it as it took years to find content on him. Remember back long ago when people in this thread thought Chris was the more successful brother (I mean he is but still)

I really believe Bob gives his family misinformation and lies about himself a lot especially in regards to his clout and beliefs.
 
I have a feeling Chris became retarded the more he was around Bob because if Chris has always been a lolcow then he did a good job of hiding it as it took years to find content on him. Remember back long ago when people in this thread thought Chris was the more successful brother (I mean he is but still)

I really believe Bob gives his family misinformation and lies about himself a lot especially in regards to his clout and beliefs.
It might also be that Chris is going through a mid life crisis and is envious of his brother's perceived freedoms. Chris has all the responsibilities of an adult man, and I think he wishes he was more like Film Robert. Regardless of the fact that Robert is an incel loser, and quite possibly still a Virgin. Bob probably sleeps all day, plays Mario and tweets all day, whereas Chris is beholden unto his family, his wife and his children. It's clearly a siren call... but one that will destroy him and turn him into a lolcow.
 
It might also be that Chris is going through a mid life crisis and is envious of his brother's perceived freedoms. Chris has all the responsibilities of an adult man, and I think he wishes he was more like Film Robert. Regardless of the fact that Robert is an incel loser, and quite possibly still a Virgin. Bob probably sleeps all day, plays Mario and tweets all day, whereas Chris is beholden unto his family, his wife and his children. It's clearly a siren call... but one that will destroy him and turn him into a lolcow.
Yeah that adds credence to Bob lying about himself to make himself seem cooler which probably made Chris jealous of what his brother supposedly has and given it's established how much Moviebob lies about himself to people online and even his own family (like how he needed to fix an air conditioner as to why he couldn't go to his Grandma's funeral yet that was done in a good amount of time for him to spend the rest of the day playing Mario 3), Bob is a really toxic influence on his family.
 
I know almost every tweet Robert posts includes bad grammar, misspelled words, and other basic English errors. But I just had to point out how retarded he really is. “Full-stop” is the anglicized way of saying “period.” It goes at the end of a statement, unless you’re Film Robert and want to seem cultured but have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about as usual:

It is sort of amazing. Writing is his job. He has a college degree. And he constantly does crap that would get red-pencilled by a smart sixth grader.
 
It makes me think about how much people don't seem to understand the absolute horror an actually fascist United States could inflict on the world in comparison to a hellhole like 1930s Germany or how there's probably no going back for humanity if it occurred. Hitler would look like a parlor trick if America actually fully embraced that ideology in modern times.
If the USA had a mentality on the level of Nazi Germany, we could literally (and not in the "literally means metaphorically") destroy the entire fucking world, and literally (similarly the "not metaphorically" way) in a goddamn HOUR. It's ridiculous to claim this is the case even with Orange Man.
 
If the USA had a mentality on the level of Nazi Germany, we could literally (and not in the "literally means metaphorically") destroy the entire fucking world, and literally (similarly the "not metaphorically" way) in a goddamn HOUR. It's ridiculous to claim this is the case even with Orange Man.
It doesn't help that the people who claim "TRUMP'S AMERICA IS LITERALLY NAZI GERMANY" only know of Nazi Germany through public high school history classes or pop culture as well as these people being the most privileged assholes in the country who never experienced any form of societal oppression beyond their parents telling them no.
 
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