Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AnOminous]

It doesn't help that the people who claim "TRUMP'S AMERICA IS LITERALLY NAZI GERMANY" only know of Nazi Germany through public high school history classes or pop culture as well as these people being the most privileged assholes in the country who never experienced any form of societal oppression beyond their parents telling them no.

This even implies that Nazi Germany is even taught other than as something that was bad. There is no effort whatsoever at trying to explain exactly why Nazi Germany even came to be. I am old enough I had a history teacher who would get really enthusiastic and explain the details of World War I and the stroke of Woodrow Wilson resulting in the Versailles Treaty (instead of the more moderate policy Wilson preferred until his brain died because of his stroke) and the subsequent resentment of the unfairly treated German people resulting in the obvious outpouring of rage that resulted in Hitler coming to power.

A lot of people act like Hitler was just some demon randomly sent from Hell, instead of the inevitable result of very bad decisions made by people most of whom were not even Germans.

 

[Captain Manning]

Reich is literally just the German word for "Empire". It's the Heiliges Römisches REICH and the Deutsches REICH. Hitler didn't make that up.

No, but he did take the idea of the "the Third Reich" from Arthur Moeller van den Bruck's 1923 book Das Dritte Reich. The idea of an ethno-Germatic empire that would function as a successor to the HRE and Deutsches Reich.

My point is the numbered reich thing was made up crap that was only in vouge for a relatively brief period of time, and only among nutcases. If anybody is keeping it alive, it's retards like Bob. Normal people don't believe the crap Bob does.

I remember when people actually followed Godwin's Law. Can please we go back to that?

 

[AnOminous]

I remember when people actually followed Godwin's Law. Can please we go back to that?

Godwin himself killed it and we can never have a world again where anything doesn't instantly devolve into "reeeeee reeeeee you're a Nazi." Thanks faggots.

 

[RockVolnutt]

If the USA had a mentality on the level of Nazi Germany, we could literally (and not in the "literally means metaphorically") destroy the entire fucking world, and literally (similarly the "not metaphorically" way) in a goddamn HOUR. It's ridiculous to claim this is the case even with Orange Man.

Absolutely. I'm not even talking about that "red button on a desk" meme that people paranoid about nuclear weapons they don't understand like doing. Germany was in the dumps when Hitler came into power, America is a superpower that even its enemies depend on in order for them to even function.

 

[Shroom King]

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Okay, I just jumped in when Null put the Lindsay Ellis smack-down on the front page, but fuck this guy. He is the one who thinks Mario 3 is real, right? Yeah, it isn't the white working class holding you back, genius.

 

[AnOminous]

Okay, I just jumped in when Null put the Lindsay Ellis smack-down on the front page, but fuck this guy. He is the one who thinks Mario 3 is real, right? Yeah, it isn't the white working class holding you back, genius.

He should definitely wise up and realize it's actually the JOOOOOOOZE that are the problem. Wait, sorry, channeling A&whatever for the moment.

 

[Captain Manning]

This even implies that Nazi Germany is even taught other than as something that was bad. There is no effort whatsoever at trying to explain exactly why Nazi Germany even came to be. I am old enough I had a history teacher who would get really enthusiastic and explain the details of World War I and the stroke of Woodrow Wilson resulting in the Versailles Treaty (instead of the more moderate policy Wilson preferred until his brain died because of his stroke) and the subsequent resentment of the unfairly treated German people resulting in the obvious outpouring of rage that resulted in Hitler coming to power.

A lot of people act like Hitler was just some demon randomly sent from Hell, instead of the inevitable result of very bad decisions made by people most of whom were not even Germans.

You are, of course, right. I had a professor in college who was a big admirer of Wilson and gave us this same speech about the Fourteen Points.

The issue is that if you bring up things like the Treaty of Versailles now, and the conditions it caused inside Germany that allowed Hitler to rise to power, you get accused of shit like "victim blaming" and making excuses for Hitler. You'd probably even get called a Nazi.

None of these morons grasp that figuring out why madmen can attain power might actually be useful to stopping it from happening. In many respects, Trump won in 2016 because people were tired of the nauseating reeeeing from these hollow brained idiots.

Face it, there is no place in "respectable" Internet forums for old men like us that appreciate critical thinking over feels.

 

[Belvedere]

It's kind of amazing how common that is.

Check out examples of the Master Race like Goebbels, Hitler and Himmler. People have been pointing that out since the late 1930s.

Blob and his brother are the very definition of the mayo-ghoul white trash they advocate to be purged from society. It is amazing the lack of self awareness from individuals that attach their sense of "superiority" to their political affiliations and ideals, meanwhile a cursory look at their physique and pernicious eating habits reveals they are biologically deficient and unhealthy. No one in their right mind would strive to be like the Chipmans.

 

[AnOminous]

You are, of course, right. I had a professor in college who was a big admirer of Wilson and gave us this same speech about the Fourteen Points.

I may be the only admirer of Wilson on this site, everyone else here seems to hate his guts. I even admire his creation of the administrative state. I bet nobody else here does. They should, but they're retarded.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I may be the only admirer of Wilson on this site, everyone else here seems to hate his guts. I even admire his creation of the administrative state. I bet nobody else here does. They should, but they're retarded.

Even with good qualities to him (hell I think I could find at least 1 good quality in each president), Wilson is still the worst president to the entire United States that created problems that were everlasting to this day.

 

[Captain Manning]

I may be the only admirer of Wilson on this site, everyone else here seems to hate his guts.

Let me guess, does this hatred involve the Federal Reserve somehow?

Wilson had many issues, but I'll agree... in principle... that his plan for achieving peace in Europe might have worked a hell of a lot better than what we ended up with.

Shifting gears for a moment:

If anybody else decides to write an article about Bob, I'd wish they'd keep Gaymergate out of it. I cringe at that thought that people with short attention spans might just think people hate him because he was anti-GG. The Other McCain article was good, until they mentioned Goobergate. Far more reasonable people than Bob thought that movement had its share of retards. I'm one of them (the reasonable person, and not the retard).

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Chris managed to land a fat, slovenly and plain-looking woman to have below-average children with. Bob has never managed even that much. And it's doubtful he ever will. I stand by my theory that Bob has never gotten me-too'd because the vibes Bob lets off in person are so off-putting that Bob has never managed to get a female that he's not related to by blood or marriage alone with him for even a few minutes. Bob has no female friends IRL. I don't think Bob even has any male friends IRL. He has acquaintances, at best.

Chris may have some friends, after all we saw that party he put together for his old Blockbuster coworkers. And what a party it was! A half-dozen middle-aged slobs, both male and female, sweatpants and t-shirts. Hundreds of excess pounds, all of them were huge. Refreshments consisting of giant tubs of ranch dressing, a few bags of chips, and twenty pounds of chicken wings. 2 liters of soda and red dixie cups. Everyone sitting around in Chris' filthy living room watching TV and eating, eating, eating.

Still, as sad as it was, it was still social and people came. If Bob, on the other hand, announced he was having a party and invited twenty or so people that he considers 'colleagues' or 'friends', I doubt anyone would show up except for his brother. Nobody likes you, Bob. Nobody has ever liked you. That's why Bob looks back so fondly on the two weeks or so in middle school when he got all the cheat codes for Nintendo games and the other children would ask him for them. Those children all moved on to grow up, start families, and have careers. Bob is still there. Bob stopped growing when he started playing Mario games.

 

[AnOminous]

Even with good qualities to him (hell I think I could find at least 1 good quality in each president), Wilson is still the worst president to the entire United States that created problems that were everlasting to this day.

I can think of a bunch for Trump frankly. He isn't a neocon. That's a huge one. Biden appears to be prematurely stacking his imaginary not-yet-existent cabinet with neocons. He isn't a NAFTA or TPP fan. He hasn't actually done shit about that but whatever, he's at least not supported them. He doesn't like troons. Well, fuck troons. Similarly, he has a series of normie opinions, shared by the majority of people, and actually says them.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Let me guess, does this hatred involve the Federal Reserve somehow?

Wilson had many issues, but I'll agree... in principle... that his plan for achieving peace in Europe might have worked a hell of a lot better than what we ended up with.

Shifting gears for a moment:

If anybody else decides to write an article about Bob, I'd wish they'd keep Gaymergate out of it. I cringe at that thought that people with short attention spans might just think people hate him because he was anti-GG. The Other McCain article was good, until they mentioned Goobergate. Far more reasonable people than Bob thought that movement had its share of retards. I'm one of them (the reasonable person, and not the retard).

To be fair, it's not hard to mention Gamergate when it comes to Blob given his sperging of Gamergate got him fired from the Escapist and made him more infamous. Before Gamergate, Bob was just another Internet reviewer, Gamergate showed how much of a tard he really is to the internet.

 

[AnOminous]

I stand by my theory that Bob has never gotten me-too'd because the vibes Bob lets off in person are so off-putting that Bob has never managed to get a female that he's not related to by blood or marriage alone with him for even a few minutes.

This is pretty much it. Bob is a stereotypical incel. He will never, ever get laid, even in a miracle universe. If he somehow got turned into Mario, even in SMB3, he would somehow fail ever to get to the point in the game where he actually got the princess. And even if he did, she would tell him "fuck off creep we were never even friends."

 

[Mola Ram]

To be fair, it's not hard to mention Gamergate when it comes to Blob given his sperging of Gamergate got him fired from the Escapist and made him more infamous. Before Gamergate, Bob was just another Internet reviewer, Gamergate showed how much of a tard he really is to the internet.

To put it another way, Bob was a marginal at best figure in Gamergate, but Gamergate had an outsized influence on his trajectory. Sort of like the Trump presidency, film criticism in general, Lindsay Ellis's career, and, well, everything he cares about.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

This is pretty much it. Bob is a stereotypical incel. He will never, ever get laid, even in a miracle universe. If he somehow got turned into Mario, even in SMB3, he would somehow fail ever to get to the point in the game where he actually got the princess. And even if he did, she would tell him "fuck off creep we were never even friends."

The only way Bob could even get laid is if he swallowed his pride and got a hooker like CWC but even then Bob is a misogynist who had high standards for himself on what woman to fuck and his pride would never allow that. The best thing that Bob will do in his life is not produce children who he could spread his hateful views towards.

 

[AnOminous]

To put it another way, Bob was a marginal at best figure in Gamergate, but Gamergate had an outsized influence on his trajectory. Sort of like the Trump presidency, film criticism in general, Lindsay Ellis's career, and, well, everything he cares about.

Remember, this is a lunatic who considered some weird dispute over consoles that nobody else remembers (and I cannot explain because I do not understand it myself) as being the Vietnam war to him.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Remember, this is a lunatic who considered some weird dispute over consoles that nobody else remembers (and I cannot explain because I do not understand it myself) as being the Vietnam war to him.

Not to mention he compared the reveal of Super Mario Brothers 3 to the assassination of JFK and 9/11 in terms of historical impact. Along with the possibility (according to that podcast with some guy who knew him well) that he believes Activision had a hand in 9/11

 

[AnOminous]

Not to mention he compared the reveal of Super Mario Brothers 3 to the assassination of JFK and 9/11 in terms of historical impact. Along with the possibility (according to that podcast with some guy who knew him well) that he believes Activision had a hand in 9/11

The amazing thing, looking at his patreon, is that there are people who somehow still consider this guy not only a serious commentator, but they give money to him. They are probably all lolcows.