🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[AltisticRight]

Jeez Ade was not wrong about him having Null's name in his mouth. He probably talks about Josh when he talks to people like Fuentes. How fucking sad.

He probably yelled "Joshua Connor Moon" out loud during the, as claimed by Ade, "most pitiful sex in her life".
It lasted a total of 14.88 microseconds.

Was this posted?

https://twitter.com/TheGatorGamer/status/1327718129674448898

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In my headcannon this is gayda sending a message to himself with a sock to appear like he has people who are his friends/capos.

Definitely Shannon sending himself a message.

 

[Fools Idol]

what spur Ralph to say that on loudspeaker

An inferiority complex.

 

[Terrorist]

*coughs**clutches chest* N-null is a *HURK* d-dull lull, *hyperventilates* lol-

 

[twozero]

Pantsu checks all of Ethan Ralph's boxes:

1. Seriously mentally ill? Check.
2. Much younger than him? Check.
3. Vulnerable due to strained relationships with close friends and family? Check.
4. Willing to fuck disgusting, ugly men provided they have e-clout? Check.

Strangely enough, Ralph checks all of Pantsu's boxes as well, if her interest in DigiBro is any indication:

1. Horribly disgusting slob? Check.
2. Completely infantile and unable to take care of himself? Check.
3. Skeevy pervert who unabashedly expresses his sexual obsessions publicly? Check.
4. Delusional, arrogant moron who thinks he is much smarter and important than he is in reality? Check.

It's like a match made in hell.

Taking this further, (not sure if this has been posted yet, the thread is pretty boring to follow lately), but Ralph has devolved into simp/photographer for Pantsu Party's OnlyFans. If you look into the reflection of her pupils you can clearly see the silhouette of Ethanol Ralph lmao. It looks like he might even be wearing the same fucking outfit as in the gunt meme.

I think this makes it pretty obvious at this point that he's either trying for the threesome or cucking his pregnant child-bride.

https://archive.is/Xl2cN

 

[MeltyTW]

Surveillance Camera Man is to based for the gunt.​

eh he could use him as a patsy, in the same way you bring a fat slow kid along if you need a distracting target or human shield.

I think this makes it pretty obvious at this point that he's either trying for the threesome or cucking his pregnant child-bride.

lol so thats why he sounds so apprehensive about his dc trips, how much money has he wasted on this affair?

 

[Spectre_06]

Didn´t toad proclaim to be a hunter from montana?

He lives/d in Halifax, Massachusetts, which is about 30 minutes north of me. That being said I scoured the police blotter and what-not for the past two days looking for any mention of an OD call and couldn't find any that included the coroner, so...

 

[LordOdin]

LMAO I was busy looking for something else when that happened. This is why I snipe, so people can clip shit in case he deletes. Can't believe he got up there and called him a pedo too. Jesus Christ.

I'm not sure who he's more obsessed with: Josh or Jess Southern.

Jess Southern it's only the ass he has a picture of her with josh's face on it. He kisses it every night going "i will make that penis work sweet prince".

 

[Cow Poly]

Happy Sunday frens!
This is late and feel free to rate me so but I thought y’all would find this tickles the ol’ autism in a good spot...

The FTN bois explain how irresponsible and retarded the #stopthesteal grift truly is, how it’s run by a shitskin fagget and why the (((influencers))) like Nick Fuentes (and by proxy ER) should be ashamed of themselves.

FTN 357: Cope Copier Go Brrr

therightstuff.biz

Good part starts 48 mins in... they took shots at Anglin too.

 

[Sam Losco]

Off the chart smug levels.

 

[byuu]

Off the chart smug levels.

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ROLLIN' AND GLOWIN'

 

[Love Machine]

Off the chart smug levels.

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While the monte cristo white series is p good for a medium bodied cigar. They are relatively cheap for as far as cigars go. Trying to show it of as some sort of mark of success is very cringe.

 

[Sam Losco]

While the monte cristo white series is p good for a medium bodied cigar. They are relatively cheap for as far as cigars go. Trying to show it of as some sort of mark of success is very cringe.

He thinks he's the Rush Limbaugh of the internet.
Smugness:
Cigars:
Pill addiction:
Actual success:

So close.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

Off the chart smug levels.

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CUH-RINNNNGE
honestly thought he would bring up null again

 

[Neko GF]

New Twitter profile pic:

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1328074612501073922 (Archive)

The resemblance is uncanny:

 

[High Tea]

New Twitter profile pic:
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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1328074612501073922 (Archive)

The resemblance is uncanny:
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This is supposed to be cool? It looks like he just rolled out of bed. Is he trying to look tracksuit mafia? Going to a cigar shop is only a cool pic if you are well dressed and/or out with the boys or relaxing at home, not alone in trailer park chic and probably your own merch. Someone please enlighten me as to how this is badass.

 

[byuu]

This is supposed to be cool? It looks like he just rolled out of bed. Is he trying to look tracksuit mafia? Going to a cigar shop is only a cool pic if you are well dressed and/or out with the boys or relaxing at home, not alone in trailer park chic and probably your own merch. Someone please enlighten me as to how this is badass.

You're talking about a guy who thinks a sandwich on a paper plate makes him a gourmet.
Who thinks having a shitty blog no one reads makes him a journalist and living with his mom begging for lemons makes him successful.
Of course a fat little wigger with a cigar and sunglasses is gonna be the epitome of badass.

And when he puts his arms behind his back while waddling really fast he really is Sonic.

 

[Neko GF]

This is supposed to be cool? It looks like he just rolled out of bed. Is he trying to look tracksuit mafia? Going to a cigar shop is only a cool pic if you are well dressed and/or out with the boys or relaxing at home, not alone in trailer park chic and probably your own merch. Someone please enlighten me as to how this is badass.

White trash has a very bizarre standard for "cool". He probably thinks it makes him tough and grizzled instead of a stereotypical redneck.

 

[Vetti]

I can tell you with 100% certainty that Ralph's new profile pic is attempting to capture this energy:

 

[Not Even Twice]

Off the chart smug levels.

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Is this the first time you taste a cigar Ralph? You huff it like a 12 year stealing his first kiss behind the shed.
There is a style to enjoying a good cigar, an air of character and confidence. Ethan is sorely lacking of both.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ethan is the kind of sped I’d expect to see wearing a t-shirt with a pot leaf on it. In other words, pathetic loser white trash.