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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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Lol is his mom trying to poison him?

like she buys him wings, Louies favorite good boy treats even though we know Louis hasn’t been saving up his good boy points by threatening to call CPS on his mom.

I know he likely is bullshitting but the timing is too perfect.
 
personally, I'm amused by the fact that his newest grift involves a hand written letter instead of a screenshot of something he typed up in Microsoft Office. what is the logic behind this? does he think that this will make him look more sincere? Lou is not very smart but his actions usually have some kind of reasoning behind them, even if that reasoning is stupid.
even more amusing is "thanks in advanced." how do you typo when you're not even typing? how dumb/lazy do you have to be to make an obvious error like that while you're writing something by hand and not even notice or try to correct it?
 
Lou's latest grift isn't pulling in any money and he's suicide baiting. (These screenshots are in order of newest to oldest so read from the bottom up if you want to see him descend into the suicide baiting as his begging and hint dropping gets more pathetic)
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Undertale Larper going full lunacy in the comments on this one which Lou of course doesn't engage with because its not about him:
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The only thing I'm not certain about is if he really is that dense or it's a pathetic self-defense mechanism in the form of denial, even though every part of me is screaming it's the former.
Lou is incredibly immature, and he feels incomplete as a person. There's food, there's vidya, there's online money grifting and scamming, there's machine-gun jackhammer his deathgrip bloodshot semi-chub with his roided doomfist, and nothing else beyond that. Someone pursuing higher education or working a day job wouldn't have that much time for twatter dot com.

I think he actually might be a genuine high-fuctioning 'tard.
personally, I'm amused by the fact that his newest grift involves a hand written letter instead of a screenshot of something he typed up in Microsoft Office. what is the logic behind this? does he think that this will make him look more sincere? Lou is not very smart but his actions usually have some kind of reasoning behind them, even if that reasoning is stupid.
even more amusing is "thanks in advanced." how do you typo when you're not even typing? how dumb/lazy do you have to be to make an obvious error like that while you're writing something by hand and not even notice or try to correct it?
Circling back to my previous point, this might be OVER NINE THOUSAND, but oh well.

We often get hand-written letters at my job. It's usually some kind of written statement, or some "oh woe is my pity me" letter. Less often it's a statement for the medical committe, the client detailing every grisly detail of their crippling disability.

And least often, but producing the highest volume of pure gold, some clinically insane screeching. There's this guy who submitted at least 25 hand-written letters so far, each and every one of them numbered and signed on every page. One copy for the case file, one copy for himself, and a third one for his "attorney" who might or might not ever exist.
I won't go into much detail here, but in my experience, people in all of these categories think a hand-written statement is more sincere than anything typed on a computer.
And the third category believes it to be the most authentic un-falsifiable holder of their truth ever.

Which category does Louis belong to? No idea, I'm not a clinical psychiatrist.
 
Lol is his mom trying to poison him?

like she buys him wings, Louies favorite good boy treats even though we know Louis hasn’t been saving up his good boy points by threatening to call CPS on his mom.

I know he likely is bullshitting but the timing is too perfect.
I think he's setting up for a huge scam. I just happened to run across it while looking at an obituary today. I'll wait to see if he has the balls to go there.
 
Lou's latest grift isn't pulling in any money and he's suicide baiting. (These screenshots are in order of newest to oldest so read from the bottom up if you want to see him descend into the suicide baiting as his begging and hint dropping gets more pathetic)
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Undertale Larper going full lunacy in the comments on this one which Lou of course doesn't engage with because its not about him:
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I love how his only two ''friends'' always talk crap and act like they care, but never sent Lou what he wants most: Money. Because even the biggest retard that know at least a little about Louis won't throw their hard earned money at this sonofabitch. Like, a guy in his 40s that LARPs as a ''system'' or whatever the fuck he calls his mental illness knows better than to send money to Louis, let that sink in.

Also Princess Asriel, if you have to perform to be on Twitter and says it is a hard task, just kys my man. jfc.
 
I love how his only two ''friends'' always talk crap and act like they care, but never sent Lou what he wants most: Money. Because even the biggest retard that know at least a little about Louis won't throw their hard earned money at this sonofabitch. Like, a guy in his 40s that LARPs as a ''system'' or whatever the fuck he calls his mental illness knows better than to send money to Louis, let that sink in.
I mean, the problem there is also that the kind of person who can stomach Lou only comes in one flavor: batshit insane and as dysfunctional as he is. Undertale Larper mentions that he was a chemist, which theoretically should be a respectable profession, but now he's a troon larping as three Undertale characters, a dragon plushie and a horse, so I think the chances of him still working that same job are... low. He also lives with roommates and that didn't exactly scream self-sufficient to me.
I don't know much about Fat Fetish Furry, though I think they're a troon too and probably spend whatever spare cash they occasionally have on art of like, Bugs Bunny getting inflated or something.

Tl;dr I don't think Lou's friends have any money to send him, they're broke losers just like him.
 
I mean, the problem there is also that the kind of person who can stomach Lou only comes in one flavor: batshit insane and as dysfunctional as he is. Undertale Larper mentions that he was a chemist, which theoretically should be a respectable profession, but now he's a troon larping as three Undertale characters, a dragon plushie and a horse, so I think the chances of him still working that same job are... low. He also lives with roommates and that didn't exactly scream self-sufficient to me.
I don't know much about Fat Fetish Furry, though I think they're a troon too and probably spend whatever spare cash they occasionally have on art of like, Bugs Bunny getting inflated or something.

Tl;dr I don't think Lou's friends have any money to send him, they're broke losers just like him.
Undertale Larper was definitely unemployed in January, and didn't make it sound like a temporary condition. I've seen precious little evidence that anything has changed since then.
 
I mean, the problem there is also that the kind of person who can stomach Lou only comes in one flavor: batshit insane and as dysfunctional as he is. Undertale Larper mentions that he was a chemist, which theoretically should be a respectable profession, but now he's a troon larping as three Undertale characters, a dragon plushie and a horse, so I think the chances of him still working that same job are... low. He also lives with roommates and that didn't exactly scream self-sufficient to me.
I don't know much about Fat Fetish Furry, though I think they're a troon too and probably spend whatever spare cash they occasionally have on art of like, Bugs Bunny getting inflated or something.

Tl;dr I don't think Lou's friends have any money to send him, they're broke losers just like him.
I think someone mentioned upthread that Fat Rabbit Girl is a game programmer who works for Bioware, which does not have me reaching for the Dran-o, no sirree, so they might actually be functional, but who knows. They sure as hell beg poverty when Lou asks for cash, but they might just be lying.

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Being fat isn't a disability, you fucking moron. Or are you talking about your foothole? My closest friend is a cripple who deals with chronic pain, and he's an engineer working for the military, has a hot boyfriend, and a nicer apartment than I do. The idea that most cripples live lives like you do is maybe the most insulting thing to the disabled I've ever read.
 
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They sure as hell beg poverty when Lou asks for cash, but they might just be lying.
I think it is a little of both. As @BoobWhiskers and @Norman B. Normal said, the Pink Rabbit and Undertale Dude must be as broke as His Fatness himself, BUT I also think even if they had a little to spare, they sure as hell wouldn't be sending it to Louis.

When the topic is money, even the biggest of retards will get wary about spending their own on people they barely know online. As it was said before, the only ones giving money to Louis are people who don't know him and his schemes or just bleeding hearts who will donate once before wising up and fucking off. The people who interact with him and know him better couldn't be fucked to send a penny down his way.
 
We often get hand-written letters at my job. It's usually some kind of written statement, or some "oh woe is my pity me" letter. Less often it's a statement for the medical committe, the client detailing every grisly detail of their crippling disability.

And least often, but producing the highest volume of pure gold, some clinically insane screeching. There's this guy who submitted at least 25 hand-written letters so far, each and every one of them numbered and signed on every page. One copy for the case file, one copy for himself, and a third one for his "attorney" who might or might not ever exist.
I won't go into much detail here, but in my experience, people in all of these categories think a hand-written statement is more sincere than anything typed on a computer.
And the third category believes it to be the most authentic un-falsifiable holder of their truth ever.

Which category does Louis belong to? No idea, I'm not a clinical psychiatrist.

I used to get handwritten letters in an old job I used to do. Usually it was someone too old or poor to use a computer, but those were usually neatly written and reasonable in their content. If you got one with random caps, no lines on the paper or other formatting, or in multiple colours, you knew you were in for some serious insanity (note that Lou's note has ALL THREE of these markers). It was not at all unusual to get letters, from adults, written in crayon, and one letter I got contained to date the only unironic use I have ever witnessed of the word "twelfthly". Lou's new begpost is giving off serious nutcase vibes to anyone with any customer service experience.
 
I'm sure everyone will forgive me if I don't put any stock into Louie's views on proper parenting and abuse since Louie has never been a parent and has obviously lived a soft life where he was spoiled and coddled, rarely (if ever) being made to face punishment for bad behavior.

There is absolutely nothing abusive about dragging a child who is misbehaving, so long as it doesn't lead to physical injury. There's nothing abusive about making them apologize for their behavior. Making them face consequences for unacceptable behavior is how you raise a child to be respectful and treat people with decency. A big reason behind Louie being such a shitty, selfish, disrespectful asshole with no discipline or moral fiber is because Mama Gags failed at teaching him these important life lessons, and good on her for not wanting to fail with her grandson.

Honestly, one of the best things she could ever do to give her grandson his best shot at growing up to be a decent, healthy adult would be to kick Louie out of the house and make sure the kid never has contact with him again. Like it or not, having Louie in the house will influence the kid's behavior in a major way. He will see how selfish, lazy, and disrespectful Uncle Louie is and will assume it's perfectly acceptable to act like his Uncle. And it'll make things all the more difficult when trying to teach the kid what behavior is and is not acceptable, because it will confuse the kid when he gets in trouble for doing things and acting the way Uncle Louie does since his Uncle doesn't get in trouble for it.


I think someone mentioned upthread that Fat Rabbit Girl is a game programmer who works for Bioware, which does not have me reaching for the Dran-o, no sirree, so they might actually be functional, but who knows. They sure as hell beg poverty when Lou asks for cash, but they might just be lying.

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Being fat isn't a disability, you fucking moron. Or are you talking about your foothole? My closest friend is a cripple who deals with chronic pain, and he's an engineer working for the military, has a hot boyfriend, and a nicer apartment than I do. The idea that most cripples live lives like you do is maybe the most insulting thing to the disabled I've ever read.

I have to disagree with you about obesity not being a disability. It absolutely is a disability, especially when you're a morbidly obese as 500lb Louie, since it can drastically hinder your health, life expectancy, causes other severe health issues like heart disease, diabetes, and cancer, and it negatively impacts practically every aspect of your life. However, it is a self-inflicted disability and can be avoided or reversed with lifestyle changes, such as diet and exercise.
 
Honestly, one of the best things she could ever do to give her grandson his best shot at growing up to be a decent, healthy adult would be to kick Louie out of the house and make sure the kid never has contact with him again. Like it or not, having Louie in the house will influence the kid's behavior in a major way. He will see how selfish, lazy, and disrespectful Uncle Louie is and will assume it's perfectly acceptable to act like his Uncle. And it'll make things all the more difficult when trying to teach the kid what behavior is and is not acceptable, because it will confuse the kid when he gets in trouble for doing things and acting the way Uncle Louie does since his Uncle doesn't get in trouble for it.
Except his cow of a mother would still be raising him and ultimately she's the one who created Lou. The kid is doomed as long as he's around Lou AND Denise.
 
Except his cow of a mother would still be raising him and ultimately she's the one who created Lou. The kid is doomed as long as he's around Lou AND Denise.
Have we ever found out anything about the nephew's mother? Why is Denise the preferable guardian? I can understand if Lou's brother is a drug addict (and where is he? Is he still in the house?) , but where's the other parent?
 
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Have we ever found out anything about the nephew's mother? Why is Denise the preferable guardian? I can understand if Lou's brother is a drug addict (and where is he? Is he still in the house?) , but where's the other parent?
I believe she's also a drug addict, but don't quote me on that.
 
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1. "Excess glibness" or superficial charm: 1

2. A grandiose sense of self-worth: 2

3. An excess need for stimulation or proneness to boredom: 2

4. A pathological liar: 2

5. Conning or manipulative: 2

6. Displays a lack of remorse or guilt: 2

7. A "shallow affect": 2

8. Callous or lacks empathy: 2

9. Has a "parasitic lifestyle": 2

10. Poor behavioral controls: 2

11. A history of promiscuous sexual behavior: 0

12. A history of early behavioral problems: 2

13. Lacks realistic long-term goals: 2

14. Overly impulsive: 2

15. A high level of irresponsibility: 2

16. Fails to accept responsibility for their own actions: 2

17. Many short-term "marital" relationships: 0

18. A history of juvenile delinquency: 2

19. Experienced a "revocation of conditional release": 0

20. Displays "criminal versatility": 1
A score over 30 indicates a psychopath. And the sexual/relationship questions are hard to score because if he weren't a fat slob he'd probably be yiffing his way through Anthrocon.
 
I have to disagree with you about obesity not being a disability. It absolutely is a disability, especially when you're a morbidly obese as 500lb Louie, since it can drastically hinder your health, life expectancy, causes other severe health issues like heart disease, diabetes, and cancer, and it negatively impacts practically every aspect of your life. However, it is a self-inflicted disability and can be avoided or reversed with lifestyle changes, such as diet and exercise.
Obesity is absolutely disabling. No question. But, if you live in America, you've seen people as fat as Lou who manage to have a job and perform basic tasks. It may be comical, and I'm sure they have health problems, but there is no physiological reason for Lou to live the way that he does. Maybe I'm just being petty, but I feel like Lou is absolutely being manipulative when he posted that disability shit, because "I'm disabled" gets more sympathy than "I'm a fat fuck who can't stop drinking soda so knee hurty," so people will assume that he has some kind of real disease, something he can't change.
 
Obesity is absolutely disabling. No question. But, if you live in America, you've seen people as fat as Lou who manage to have a job and perform basic tasks. It may be comical, and I'm sure they have health problems, but there is no physiological reason for Lou to live the way that he does. Maybe I'm just being petty, but I feel like Lou is absolutely being manipulative when he posted that disability shit, because "I'm disabled" gets more sympathy than "I'm a fat fuck who can't stop drinking soda so knee hurty," so people will assume that he has some kind of real disease, something he can't change.
If he can walk to Wal-Mart/Dollar General, if he can take a bus to and from Wal-Mart, if he can sit on his ass all day at a computer, if he can tweet (mostly) coherent, well thought out, cohesive thoughts....he can work. Unless there's something we don't know, Lou has no reason to claim disability. Even high functioning Autistics are able to hold down jobs, some of them very well paying. People with actual disabilities hold down jobs, no matter how mundane. I have far more respect for someone who's bagging groceries at the Stop & Shop, who looks like they weigh 400 pounds, then I do for someone like Lou.
 
Obesity is absolutely disabling. No question. But, if you live in America, you've seen people as fat as Lou who manage to have a job and perform basic tasks. It may be comical, and I'm sure they have health problems, but there is no physiological reason for Lou to live the way that he does. Maybe I'm just being petty, but I feel like Lou is absolutely being manipulative when he posted that disability shit, because "I'm disabled" gets more sympathy than "I'm a fat fuck who can't stop drinking soda so knee hurty," so people will assume that he has some kind of real disease, something he can't change.

Oh, I agree. He's just a lazy piece of shit who was never taught to have a work ethic or to be self-reliant. And just because someone is disabled does NOT mean they need to be on disability assistance. There are plenty of disabled people who work hard and earn their own way in life. A decent percentage of US citizens have some form of physical or mental disability (sometimes both) yet they don't collect any kind of disability benefits.

I do think Louie is disabled, but I think his mental issues are far more critical than his physical disability. I genuinely believe Louie has some form of mental illness or personality disorder or Autism or something like that. Add to Louie's underlying mental/personality issues a lifetime of coddling, no responsibilities, no accountability, no boundaries, no discipline, and just generally being a spoilt little shit, and you get the hopeless, worthless, dysfunctional dead-end of a person that is Louie Lard-ass.
 
Have we ever found out anything about the nephew's mother? Why is Denise the preferable guardian? I can understand if Lou's brother is a drug addict (and where is he? Is he still in the house?) , but where's the other parent?

I believe she's also a drug addict, but don't quote me on that.
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Here's Skylar's mom, with her other child from a different fuckbuddy. You can probably draw your own conclusions about why she doesn't have custody. If you're interested to know more her facebook page is here, but it's fairly unremarkable other than her being white trash and generally trying to talk like a little ghetto thugalette.
 
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