Containment Random Chris Updates

The enabling group Praetor (@praetor_llc) recently posted a screenshot showing their purchases of a Pikachu mask and a Stun Gun (Taser) for a planned video that could involve Chris:
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Archive of their post: Praetor’s purchases

I want to say, these people will give Chris the stun gun, but I don't know if he won't zap himself to the extreme.
More than likely, Chris will wear the mask in praetor's attempt to remake that video where Chris turned (painted himself) into Sonic.
 
The enabling group Praetor (@praetor_llc) recently posted a screenshot showing their purchases of a Pikachu mask and a Stun Gun (Taser) for a planned video that could involve Chris
If they bought a rubber horse mask instead, Chris would remember something that he should be doing a year ago. The mask and taser purchase means this is a torture project
 
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I hope Praetor tases Chris while shouting "JULAAAY" and holds him down to record his screams.
I could see that
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For real they're probably just going to give him a taser just for him to be able to make a visible electric arc for him to roleplay with. Does that taser even make a visible electric arc? Would kinda be funny if they bought the thing and it didn't even arc, but also then they would probably just brush the whole thing under the rug.
 
after all you're arming an autistic, demented, retarded faggot with a fucking taser so what else do you expect "him" to do
The same retard who thought it was perfectly justifiable to spray mace at the staff of gamestop who were rightfully making him leave their store for being a menace. The guy in the yellow shirt was lucky Chris didn't spray it in his face imagine what would have happened had Chris had a taser on him
 
The same retard who thought it was perfectly justifiable to spray mace at the staff of gamestop who were rightfully making him leave their store for being a menace. The guy in the yellow shirt was lucky Chris didn't spray it in his face imagine what would have happened had Chris had a taser on him
I dunno, didn’t he buy the mace himself? Maybe Chris won’t be as keen on carrying around a weapon if it isn’t his idea?

Then again he walks around with a baseball bat and previously a pocket knife like he’s in a Streets of Rage game or something.
 
Yeah I gathered that, but what does that have to do with the price he paid for china?
Did @IdlerThelonely even claim that it was suppose to be a Chicken Little avatar?
Or is "the Goddess" once again just sperging out blarms style?

Edit: Ok went to the shops and thought about it, well it plagued me...
Is this his infamous twisted overcomplex attempt at humour rearing its unfunny head yet again?
Random access nonsensical garbage à la "but during the stone age".
@IdlerThelonely's avatar is that of a bird possibly a chicken, ok.
Said bird/chicken is blue like the Na'vi from James Cameron's Avatar.
So a blue bird used as an avatar, is that it? Is it?!
If so that shits like anti comedy!
If not send help...
FUCK YOU CHRIS YOU INCOHERENT MUMBLING BLITHERING OVERLY CONVOLUTED FUCK!
No need to try to analyze this, sweetie. He's retarded. I highly recommend the policy of zero fucks.
 
No need to try to analyze this, sweetie. He's retarded. I highly recommend the policy of zero fucks.
Sound advice to be sure, thanks @Super Colon Blow.
Cunt does my head in to the point where it feels as if it's gonna go full Scanners, leaving me as "slow in the mind" as he is...
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Good to know I got this brilliant support group when things get CWCrazy...
 
Sound advice to be sure, thanks @Super Colon Blow.
Cunt does my head in to the point where it feels as if it's gonna go full Scanners, leaving me as "slow in the mind" as he is...
Good to know I got this brilliant support group when things get CWCrazy...
Trying to figure out what was going through chris's head is a subject of futility.

The story of Christian Weston Chandler is not one of fine logic or forethought. Its a 90mph rollercoaster ride full of spastic, shit hurling bonobo chimps. You don't need to know how they got there. You just sit back and enjoy the show.
 
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