TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

Dogfacefuke said:
I then waited 1 week. After which I was scheduled a consultation with a psychiatrist, who after an hour determined the issue; prescribed a medication, and within THE HOUR of taking said medication; I immediately felt resolution. The resolution was so relieving in that moment that i cried tears of joy at having finally had the bear trap that was my mind freed. It was akin to taking Mushrooms; I felt an immediate sense of harmony with the world around me. And this has mostly been the case for the last 4 years since accepting help.

From there I moved out of my parents home, was offered a promotion at work as an assistant manager (...leading towards regional management), was one question away from my journeyman (next time...), started saving massive amounts of money through investments, made major headway through my musical artistic endeavors, and have been on one major podcast with the likes of jonathan haidt to fight the over reaction of the SJW's and their involvement in the LGBT.
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Hey, congrats on getting your shit together. You took the initiative and you followed through. It was probably a lot of work and stress but I'm glad to see it pay off for you.

SPOONY if you're lurking--try to follow this canuck's example
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Update on Jason Pullara.

Apparently he built an arcade crane game. You know, you move the lever and move the claw and it might grab a prize. Anyways, he let some of his friends play with it and they purposely got the claw stuck. This made the motor continously run all night and the motor burned out and the claw snapped in half.

Jason got so pissed off that he privated all his videos and called his former friends retards. "I don't know why I hung out with you retards as long as I did."

He'll probably eventually be back, or he won't. Time will tell.
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That was absolutely not what I expected and is funny as fuck. The most I've seen of his co-hosts is their conspicuously awkward silence in those supercuts of his many bellowing CA rants.
 
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Water Resistance said:
Judging form Noah's most recent twitter diarrhea, he will spend the next 4 years making fun and "jokes" about how trump lost the election.
Trump was, and turns out still is, his sole reason for existing. He is such a sad sack of shit.
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Trump will go back to his billion dollar empire and his penthouse suite and banging his model wife in NYC. Meanwhile Noah moves back in with his parents. I don't know which one of them is the loser here.
 
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JohnMc said:
Trump will go back to his billion dollar empire and his penthouse suite and banging his model wife in NYC. Meanwhile Noah moves back in with his parents. I don't know which one of them is the loser here.
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I think it's optimistic that Trump will be left alone if he tries to go back to his pre-White House lifestyle. Noah has been past his "prime" since 2012 at least.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Update on Jason Pullara.

Apparently he built an arcade crane game. You know, you move the lever and move the claw and it might grab a prize. Anyways, he let some of his friends play with it and they purposely got the claw stuck. This made the motor continously run all night and the motor burned out and the claw snapped in half.

Jason got so pissed off that he privated all his videos and called his former friends retards. "I don't know why I hung out with you retards as long as I did."

He'll probably eventually be back, or he won't. Time will tell.
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God, what a sped. No wonder he admitted lying about this.
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Spoonster being Schizo would be too easy of an excuse. He might pretend he has it of he got more sadpoints for it. It would explain another thing though: "The Republicans" was really the name of the voices in his head all along.

Edit: wording was all fucked up
 
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
God, what a sped. No wonder he admitted lying about this.
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When did he admit to lying about this? If that's the case, I guess that means Linkara was telling the truth that none of this happened except for maybe the HMMMM part. I guess I'm not surprised the guy came across as an Alog of CA, ranting about them for years after he no longer had any association with them like Allison. He was also willing to accept stories from anonymous sources about CA and accuse them of commiting white collar crimes without asking CA's side of the story. This is after he was angry at people calling him a rapist without asking him his side of the story.
 
Jack Awful said:
I'm betting the nightmare is her watching helplessly as Spoony is violently killed.

That's also not funny, so I'm picturing it as her breaking his legs for his own good Misery style.
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I'm betting the nightmare never even happened, and she's spicing up her maladaptive attention-seeking lies with stupid shit she's seen in media or heard about and thinks sound cool. Much like how Spoony will sometimes describe his life in movie-like terms. She's SO traumatized that she TRASHES AROUND IN HER SLEEP and she INJURED herself pls gib attention.
 
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Lol. "Help, my obsession with a d-list internet vIdya reviewer has poisoned my brain so bad that I have nightmares of my desire getting hit by cars. MY LIFE IS SO HARD."

This fucking fatso must, at some point, watch other media, right? Its not like there is a shortage of angry video game manchild reviewers.
 
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