Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Norman B. Normal]

Lou admits to "impulse buying" a fucking tablet. You can't write this shit.
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"Please dont hold it against me. Though I know some will" ...oh, FUCK YOU, Lou. Honestly, buying a $30 tablet is what he SHOULD be doing. My current tablet is actually a low-to-mid-range Samsung, because I prefer 8-inch tablets and you basically can't buy high-end Android compact tablets anymore. And... it's fine. It's no speed demon, but it serves my needs. One learns to make do when one has to. No one is going to criticize you for buying a budget tablet, Lou, because that's exactly the kind of frugal lifestyle you should be living. We criticize you for going through seven iPads over the last calendar year and not understanding why someone who begs for food money on the daily should not be doing that.

But of course he's not buying this tablet for himself, oh no, our gurl would never think of slumming like that... he's buying it for his dead transphobic mother, and telling us all about it so he can virtue signal about how nice he's being toward her after she's spent decades abusing him by letting him live in her home and breathe her air rent free. Except... except he's not giving it to her, is he? If I interpret this tweet correctly, he's going to loan it to her to see if she likes it, and if she does, he's going to sell it to her, presumably for not one dime less than what he paid for it. Merry Christmas, Ma!

Fuck it. Fuck everything. Hat me, I don't give a shit.

 

[Dusk]

"Please dont hold it against me. Though I know some will" ...oh, FUCK YOU, Lou. Honestly, buying a $30 tablet is what he SHOULD be doing. My current tablet is actually a low-to-mid-range Samsung, because I prefer 8-inch tablets and you basically can't buy high-end Android compact tablets anymore. And... it's fine. It's no speed demon, but it serves my needs. One learns to make do when one has to. No one is going to criticize you for buying a budget tablet, Lou, because that's exactly the kind of frugal lifestyle you should be living. We criticize you for going through seven iPads over the last calendar year and not understanding why someone who begs for food money on the daily should not be doing that.

But of course he's not buying this tablet for himself, oh no, our gurl would never think of slumming like that... he's buying it for his dead transphobic mother, and telling us all about it so he can virtue signal about how nice he's being toward her after she's spent decades abusing him by letting him live in her home and breathe her air rent free. Except... except he's not giving it to her, is he? If I interpret this tweet correctly, he's going to loan it to her to see if she likes it, and if she does, he's going to sell it to her, presumably for not one dime less than what he paid for it. Merry Christmas, Ma!

Fuck it. Fuck everything. Hat me, I don't give a shit.

Wow! Who knew that the painstaking ordeal of teaching my dad how to use the new computer he got could be a lucrative moneymaking scheme! What you want to do is get the olds hooked on consumer electronics, and then just straight-up extort them.

 

[Great Dane]

https://twitter.com/atigress83/status/1328509832454877185

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[drain]

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Hum... Looks like a certain someone had a quick peek at this thread, because he's addressing shit discussed just some pages ago. Like, I've said he doesn't help clean the house, doesn't pay for utilities and just sits around doing nothing. Also, I just said that he's lying about ''helping his mom'' and ''staying at his parent's because he wants to help them''.

He's so transparent man, should legally change his name to Louis Glassgliardi at this point.

 

[SIGSEGV]

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>mom found the Kiwi Farms thread
OH NO NO NO NO NO

 

[kevin]

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ah yes, the old "how am I supposed to know what needs done, I'm not a mindreader" excuse. you don't have to be psychic to understand what's required to keep a household functioning Lou, just have some basic common sense. get off your ass to do the dishes, clean the bathroom, take out the trash, vaccuum/sweep the floors, clean the cat litter box or take the dog out. at 37 you shouldn't have to be asked to help out. i'm glad his mother is finally calling him out on his shit, even if ultimately nothing will come of it.
lol he helped his mom with the bills THREE WHOLE TIMES, yinz guize! what a saint!

 

[drain]

get off your ass to do the dishes, clean the bathroom, take out the trash, vaccuum/sweep the floors, clean the cat litter box or take the dog out. at 37 you shouldn't have to be asked to help out.

Yeah. Even a kid shouldn't ask for asspats for doing the bare minimum. Cleaning the place you live isn't something praiseworthy, it is fucking common sense. Taking out the trash, doing the dishes and laundry, cleaning dust, and helping with pet's waste is literally the MINIMUM a person should do to live in a decent environment.

The fact Lou (or anyone else, honestly) expects praise for not being a literal neanderthal is hilarious.

 

[Pinball 2000]

If Lou's lurking the thread again, I want him to know that Pinball 2000 thinks he's fat and would not have sex with him.

 

[Turael]

Lou, I think your mom would like you to do stuff like pick up the garbage in your room, clean those godawful nasty looking floors, and maybe help her with laundry if she's tripping over baskets in the process. I'm sure you think pushing a button on a computer is hard work, but if it was designed for a child I'm pretty sure it's not that difficult, particularly since millions of kids are doing it with no problem.

And the reason people get upset when you buy wants is because you are ALWAYS buying toys for yourself. You spend more on toys than on the 'essentials' you claim to need so badly. I bet if you saved up you could actually afford to move out, or buy a bus pass, or pay your medical bills for when your foot falls off. If you REALLY wanted to help your family but only want to do it monetarily, then save up enough to pay for things like car repairs and getting your house's shitty walls and floors repaired. I bet that house needs new pipes, a new roof, and/or a new air conditioner. Having a house that isn't in shitty condition and was clean would get your mom off your back too.

And since there was earlier talk about furries that are scarily normal and functional in this thread, allow me to add that I am a homeowner, I am monogamously and heterosexually married, I have a healthy savings account, my car and my spouse's cars are paid for, and I cooked my own damn dinner tonight.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

>mom found the Kiwi Farms thread
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Denise, if you’re actually here reading this, I’m sure we’d all be absolutely honored if you made an account here (it’s just like signing up for Facebook) and told us a bit about what home life is like with Lou, what he does around the house, the pros and cons of your son’s shenanigans, just give us some genuine insight in to what Lou actually does in real life.

And if you think that’s vile and we’re all horrible people for “stalking” you son, then consider this: your son is currently dying of a necrotic ulcer on the bottom of his foot that he can’t feel because diabetes is ravaging his nervous system. Gauze and neosporin will do nothing to help that foot, as it is literally rotting off of his bones. If he does not get medical treatment soon, he is going to die and leave you with a very hefty funeral Expense.

None of us actually want to see Lou die, so do the motherly thing and force him to see a doctor about his foot, before it kills him.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Why do I picture Lou slumped on the couch having a huge pile of nuggies and 2 laptops balancing on his belly when he askes his mom "you alright?" when she just fell.

Lou, the reason your mom snaps at you when you offer to "help" is because she knows your not going to actually help, or you will do it but you will do it sloppily, lazily and be super passive aggressive about it. Any one who has had a shitty roommate or pre-teens will know this.

Also, the fact that you can count on one hamhock how many times you helped paid the bills is embarrassing since you have lived with your mom YOUR WHOLE LIFE. ALL 38 YEARS.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Denise, if you’re actually here reading this, I’m sure we’d all be absolutely honored if you made an account here (it’s just like signing up for Facebook) and told us...

It's a nice thought, but based on how she types on Facebook Lou's mom is barely literate, she'd def not reading the thread. The 'she says I lie about her abusing me' is probably just from when that person contacted her on facebook a few weeks back, I'm pretty sure we saw them mentioning that. If she checked the thread it would have been back then, so I wouldn't get your hopes up about a 'Denise joins the Kiwi Farms' saga.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

It's a nice thought, but based on how she types on Facebook Lou's mom is barely literate, she'd def not reading the thread. The 'she says I lie about her abusing me' is probably just from when that person contacted her on facebook a few weeks back, I'm pretty sure we saw them mentioning that. If she checked the thread it would have been back then, so I wouldn't get your hopes up about a 'Denise joins the Kiwi Farms' saga.

Oh my hopes aren’t up but I figured if there was even a small chance the lulz demanded I act on it. Worst case nothing happens, best case Mama Gags becomes a Kiwi. I see no downside.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

It's a nice thought, but based on how she types on Facebook Lou's mom is barely literate, she'd def not reading the thread. The 'she says I lie about her abusing me' is probably just from when that person contacted her on facebook a few weeks back, I'm pretty sure we saw them mentioning that. If she checked the thread it would have been back then, so I wouldn't get your hopes up about a 'Denise joins the Kiwi Farms' saga.

Too much text for those boomer eyes, and not enough caps. Maybe if we commuicate in shitty minions "memes" we can coax her here.

As for Lou's household helping, it's really not hard to stay on top of cleaning and have a tidy house. Adults can easily do this, and it takes maybe 10 mins out of your day.

One day? Dusting. Next day? Clean the shower while you're showering. Next day? Clean your stovetop. As long as you do a little bit each day combined with a weekly / fortnightly vacuum that's literally all you need to do to keep a clean house.

But hey, Lou's 30-fucking-whatever going on 12, so the idea of him putting effort into anything remotely adult is like waiting for a diabetic ulcer to mend itself with gauze and a PS5.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Maybe if we commuicate in shitty minions "memes" we can coax her here

You mean like this?

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Lmfao giving money for bills three times is only helping if you aren't the one incurring the charges. And ooooh he buys milks and apples for nephew. That's all kids need to live, right? And happy meals?

I will say this- he probably is the one setting up the zoom calls. That being said that's a drop in the bucket.

He literally said he does help his parents, but almost never because his parents don't ask him and he is no mind reader. Soooo he doesn't help his parents. Gotcha.

I have had three computers in the last 15 years or so. One I bought (on sale with money I earned and didn't beg for) the next was a hand me down after the first died, the current one is another hand me down after that second one got broken.

I've spent less money on computers in 15 years than Lou has in like a month.

 

[Turael]

https://twitter.com/atigress83/status/1328577261277208576

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Don't forget you also threatened Suedeer, lied about needing money for an Apple pencil because you wanted to buy Wonder Woman fanart, and used the names of your entire family to try and get toys for yourself by begging for money on their behalf but only spending it on yourself.

I'm dubious, but I'd be more convinced of your sincerity if you applied for a job. It's almost Christmas. You always could try ringing that bell again.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Maybe a few insincere huuuuugs from Fuckalope will make him feel better.

 

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

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Don't forget you also threatened Suedeer, lied about needing money for an Apple pencil because you wanted to buy Wonder Woman fanart, and used the names of your entire family to try and get toys for yourself by begging for money on their behalf but only spending it on yourself.

I'm dubious, but I'd be more convinced of your sincerity if you applied for a job. It's almost Christmas. You always could try ringing that bell again.

Don’t worry, he’ll switch back to Ace in less than a week. Lou’s too stupid to get out of this loop

 

[In the Sick of It]

I love how much he cares what we think, every time he buys something he has to mention how he knows some people will be irritated at him for it. It's really sweet how much you think of us Lou.

I also can't get over bringing up apples for his nephew again and it being at a personal cost to him. As if a couple bucks worth of apples is some huge sacrifice.