Artcow CartoonFreak666 / Damien Hall - The Duckfucker Sperg That Started The Entersphere Shitstorm

[Piga Dgrifm]

I'm saying fuck you to try and offend you.

A soundtrack for your attempts:

 

[Anus]

I'm saying fuck you to try and offend you.

Offend us? Do you even know where you are? Kiwis are nigh impossible to offend. You'll have to try a lot harder than "fucky you," edgelord.

 

[LynxFan29]

Oh, well, I'm offended that you'd mistake me for a duck.

I'm going to get a bull or rhinoceros to charge into you

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I'm going to get a bull or rhinoceros to charge into you

Why do you keep propositioning me? NO MEANS NO!!!

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I'm going to get a bull or rhinoceros to charge into you

Nice try. You know you're not allowed near animals anymore.

 

[Anus]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Watch out, we've got a badass over here.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

I'm going to get a bull or rhinoceros to charge into you

If you do, then I'll report you to PETA for fucking ducks.

 

[LynxFan29]

Nice try. You know you're not allowed near animals anymore.

Could you just stop this arguement once and for all. I want to play Mario, Zoo Tycoon, Sonic, Atari games, and others.

 

[Anus]

Could you just stop this arguement once and for all. I want to play Mario, Zoo Tycoon, Sonic, Atari games, and others.

Well what's stopping you? Nobody is forcing you to post here and keep replying, you sperg.

Actually do keep posting. This is too hilarious.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Could you just stop this arguement once and for all. I want to play Mario, Zoo Tycoon, Sonic, Atari games, and others.

Is that your favorite Hentai game?

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Could you just stop this arguement once and for all. I want to play Mario, Zoo Tycoon, Sonic, Atari games, and others.

"CartoonFreak666 I can't believe you raped an innocent duck. You're grounded grounded grounded for 485897986745690556906509096596950600000 years."

 

[LynxFan29]

If you do, then I'll report you to PETA for fucking ducks.

Stop saying that I rape ducks (when I don't) or I'll report you all to the police for harassment.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

"CartoonFreak666 I can't believe you raped an innocent duck. You're grounded grounded grounded for 485897986745690556906509096596950600000 years."

Inaccurate. There were way more ducks than just one.

 

[Anus]

Stop saying that I rape ducks (when I don't) or I'll report you all to the police for harassment.

OH SHIT GUYS, HE'S BACK-TRACED OUR POSTS! HE'S GOING TO CALL THE CYBER POLICE AND THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Stop saying that I rape ducks (when I don't) or I'll report you all to the police for harassment.

Are they gonna backtrace us?

 

[autism420]

I'm going to get a bull or rhinoceros to charge into you

I have called your local police department and notified them that you are making terrorist threats.

 

[Omega Rhythm]

Could you just stop this arguement once and for all. I want to play Mario, Zoo Tycoon, Sonic, Atari games, and others.

Did you mod Custer's Revenge to change the girl to a duck?

 

[LynxFan29]

OH SHIT GUYS, HE'S BACK-TRACED OUR POSTS! HE'S GOING TO CALL THE CYBER POLICE AND THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

Let's talk about something else like my movie tastes.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

OH SHIT GUYS, HE'S BACK-TRACED OUR POSTS! HE'S GOING TO CALL THE CYBER POLICE AND THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

Uh-oh. Looks like we dun goofed.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]