Hahahahahahahahahahahahah oh shit. Can anyone imagine how Mr. Cantwell is coping with Biden's resounding defeat of his God Emperor Ronald Blumpf?
Not well. I would love to be a fly on the wall of his cell as his black cellmate mercilessly funs him. Fortunately, because we can't all be violent criminals in New Hampshire, we can do this virtually through the miracle of his even spergier libertarian fellow traveler Jared Howe's shitty podcast.
Episode 548 2020-11-04 - Cantwell appears from 01:48 to 21:26. He is content in his 'knowledge' that God Emperor Trump will handily defeat silly old Joe Biden. He talks about his insatiable desire to consume Fox News boomerbait, which he has taken to bribing fellow inmates with instant coffee to keep on all the time. Muses that COVID lockdowns have been very helpful as it reduces the amount of bribery he needs to engage in to watch Hannity.
At one point Jared goes on a long autistic spiel where he repeatedly mentions the question of whether Cantwell will "ever life again on the outside". What a friend! He also states that he is one of the most important Republicans in Maine, and that his wife suggested a threesome with South Dakota governor Kristi Noem (I have no doubt that they are involved in sexual degeneracy like all libertarians, but probably not with other woman).
It’s the day after election day and we still don’t know who won the presidential race. Shock my imagine. This is pretty much exactly what we expected. And while we don’t yet know who the president will be for the next four years, we do know the outcome of many other races. We also know …...
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Episode 550 2020-11-06 - Cantwell appears from 40:20 to 76:45 with the worst possible audio ever, after retard Jared has gone on a long rant about how GOP legislatures could steal the election from Biden (they had already stated that they wouldn't do this at this point). He reads off his latest manifesto, sounding like he's making the call from his prison tablet with his head inside the toilet bowl.
Cantwell and the retard complain about anyone who doesn't support God Emperor Trump 100%, says Richard Spencer is a puppet of the obscure Russian political philosopher Alexander Dugin trying to weaken the Glorious United States of America by causing racial tension (I guess he's been watching MSNBC as well as Fox News?) Cantwell talks about his long history of attempting to nark on everyone from Free State libertarian faggots to white nationalists at length.
Cantwell suggests that the evil wicked 'Bowl Patrol' who made fun of him for being a Trump supporting faggot were being enabled by the FBI to create mass shootings to sabotage God Emperor Trump. "It's not too stupid and paranoid of me to think that if I'm watching the presidency stolen on Fox News". Surprised he isn't asking for NewsMax to be added to the prison TV channels because Fox doesn't support Trump enough, but I guess he's even more cucked than the MAGA types out in the streets now.
Ding dong! Did someone here order a couple million or so fraudulent ballots? Because Democrat postal and poll workers will get them PIPING HOT to a polling place near you within fifteen minutes OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!! All jokes aside, video has emerged of poll workers filling out massive stacks of...
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Episode 551 2020-11-09 - Starts around 26:10, goes to 65:40- Cantwell is "Doing alright. Better than the United States.... Listening to that victory speech was worse than listening to the verdict." Starting to accept reality, sounds a bit down. Sound quality is as bad as before, but differently bad! Not sure I will manage to finish listening to this one. Cantwell is beginning to shift his allegiance to NewsMax, angry at the lack of comforting fake news on Fox. Cantwell and Howe describe Trump as psychic.
Cantwell comes up with a QAnon tier theory where Trump knew that he'd be defeated and thus came up with the conspiracy theories about mail in voting in advance to sabotage Biden after he was elected. The most reasonable thing he's said in years. Then he spoils it by suggesting that Trump was actually telling the truth. More 'here's how Trump can still win' nonsense. Howe shows off his Jew voice some more, which sounds just like his normal voice.
Lol Howe goes past the usual being scandalized that Joe Biden refuses to disavow his son for having dick pics out there, to accusing him of being a pedophile who raped his granddaughter (this is an innovation, don't think even idiots on 4chan came up with it). A very smart suggestion to make, clearly not libelous at all.
The two retards go into QAnon-tier conspiracy theories about Trump only
pretending to lose. Amazing.
The Lying Press may be in the bag for Pedo Joe but the battle is far from over. Trump’s legal team will today begin their challenge to the results in each of the contested states, and they have an ample supply of evidence to demonstrate the fraud that was committed to the benefit of the …...
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553 has another interview with Cantwell, right at the start, ends at 20:20. Extremely funny. Howe goes more into his faggoty theories where basically Rachel Maddow is right and RUSSIA is conspiring to spread muh racism to stop AMMURRICAN PATRIOT CONSTITUTIONALISTS with the assistance of the CHINESE GOMMUNISTS. Cantwell is obviously unhappy with the retarded idea that racial tensions in America only exist because of GOMMUNISM but Howe is the last friend he has in the world so he has to pretend it's really insightful rather than recycled RussiaGate pap as the aspiring polygamist spills his spaghetti, voice cracking, disgraceful. The discomfit is delicious.
If the 2020 American election had happened in any other country, the American government would invade it. Blocking poll observers, censoring dissidents, ballot harvesting, erratic vote counts, and media rallying behind one candidate is all on the list of shit that the U.S. State Department would...
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You could just say 'he's a libertarian'. That's his problem, always has been.