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Haachama cooking is the one series that I really have trouble believing isn’t totally staged... or maybe I just HOPE it is, because some of those things she does wrong...

well, I was going to say it seems impossible to get so wrong, but we have several cows here that have cooking YT shows that stupid. Still, I really hope she doesn’t get herself sick.
It is, to an extent. Haachama knows how bad her cooking is normally but plays it up by being really fucking stupid about it. This is why people compare her to HowToBasic even if she never has eggs on hand due to allergies (which is also why she doesn't include them in her cooking.

As far as when she has her colleagues on stream, I think they know SOMEWHAT of what to expect but are still horrified nonetheless. I can't imagine anyone at hololive being ignorant of Haachama Cooking at this point, but they're still surprised to the depths she'll go in order to make those concoctions. The Red Bull Hot Pot comes to mind as it was a call-in stream nobody was obligated to help her with, which is why she had a 10 minute timer for it; every 10 minutes that passes without a call, she adds a Red Bull. Considering she eats everything she makes, she sounded legitimately horrified that nobody would call in towards the end of the stream when she had one ingredient left and would have to add in a can, but Kanata came in with 8 seconds left.

Even when they're not there they can see what's going on; Aki was watching that abomination of a hamburger being made today and commented with "YAMETEKUDASTOP."
 
I can't for the life of me find the clip.

But haachama told a story about she going somewhere and accidentally drank the local water and since then could eat anything after that.
 
Going by experience, she probably has her youth to thank for her iron gullet. Lord knows I’ve eaten and drank things in the past that might just kill me today.
She's just practicing for Australia.

If she eat's enough of her borderline deadly meals she might get enough poison resistance to be able to survive there.
 
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You know, I was super confused as to why Mori is working three jobs, but I say in a comment thread about Kiara moving out of Japan that among the requirements for a foreigner to live in Japan, she has to bring in a certain amount of income a month, and they don’t let the Vtuber money cunt towards that.
No wonder she’s always so tired.
 
Nagged this for Gura last Minecraft stream

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She is jealous for some reason of Gura minecraft skills but it lasted until chat told her what she did in that 3 hours stream

  1. Started the construction of a Shark monument
  2. Got distracted like 10000000 times and did not finish it
  3. Tried to make a christmas tree, borked the distribution of the samplings and the tree spawned wrong
  4. While she was wandering decided to make a Tennis ball to troll Watson (she made a huge magnifying glass on the sky that looks like a tennis racket) could not find the ingredients to paint the cubes green, painted it Orange and singed the Space Jam theme
  5. Went to the Atlantis construction site that Watson did, did not do anything, rip the dream
  6. Got a bunch of eggs from Kiara farm, went to Haachama room and went full How To.. on her room throwing eggs everywhere
So yeah, i would not take Gura skills seriously, in other news Watson is threatening us with playing Rune Factory 4
Gura playing Minecraft reminds me a lot of myself. I spend three hours being busy, and end up with a door.
 
I can't for the life of me find the clip.

But haachama told a story about she going somewhere and accidentally drank the local water and since then could eat anything after that.
It was the Philippines, but I haven't seen the clip either. I just heard people talk about it.

You know, I was super confused as to why Mori is working three jobs, but I say in a comment thread about Kiara moving out of Japan that among the requirements for a foreigner to live in Japan, she has to bring in a certain amount of income a month, and they don’t let the Vtuber money cunt towards that.
No wonder she’s always so tired.
Karen only needed the 1 job to stay in Japan, that being the English teaching one (it's obvious she is one by now.) The other job, "freelance animation," is exactly that and not really considered a job, but it is something she went to school for and something she likes getting paid to do. She didn't make a whole lot of money off Demondice, at least not enough to afford any luxuries. It was more or less a side gig for pocket change. Vtubing as Calliope definitely rakes in the big bucks for her these days but she's still stuck with teaching since it's the only one acknowledged by the Japanese government as being a legitimate occupation and thus allowing her visa. If she changed her visa to be something like "entertainer" or "video editor" under the employ of Cover she could probably get an endorsement from them to stay in Japan.

Kiara's moving out is a different story since she's stayed in Japan for a very long time, it's just now I'm guessing she wants to go home after being there for so long; she's been back and forth between Austria and Japan for years.
 
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Random two-part question here but does anyone know which of the gals built up the stuff for their Minecraft track n' field competitions? Asking because I saw it on Choco's stream today and it looks positively out of this world, absolutely banger job. Part two: anyone have the stream of when they built it? I'd be very curious to see.
 
It was the Philippines, but I haven't seen the clip either. I just heard people talk about it.


Karen only needed the 1 job to stay in Japan, that being the English teaching one (it's obvious she is one by now.) The other job, "freelance animation," is exactly that and not really considered a job, but it is something she went to school for and something she likes getting paid to do. She didn't make a whole lot of money off Demondice, at least not enough to afford any luxuries. It was more or less a side gig for pocket change. Vtubing as Calliope definitely rakes in the big bucks for her these days but she's still stuck with teaching since it's the only one acknowledged by the Japanese government as being a legitimate occupation and thus allowing her visa. If she changed her visa to be something like "entertainer" or "video editor" under the employ of Cover she could probably get an endorsement from them to stay in Japan.

Kiara's moving out is a different story since she's stayed in Japan for a very long time, it's just now I'm guessing she wants to go home after being there for so long; she's been back and forth between Austria and Japan for years.
I think the Vtuber stuff still counts as “contract work” which isn’t recognized as official income or something, yeah. Poor sleepy reaper.
 
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I think the Vtuber stuff still counts as “contract work” which isn’t recognized as official income or something, yeah. Poor sleepy reaper.
It isn't. They're salaried employees of Cover Corp, but there's a bit of confusion in regards to how it's treated due to things like finding living spaces.

Thing is, if you're an entertainer, you typically work for an agency. When Japanese landlords look at your employment (because they actually care what kind of job you have as opposed to whether or not you can afford rent) you have to provide them with your personal details as well as your stage name. Coco and Kanata went through an issue with this when trying to find an apartment, but Kanata was smart about it and said they can just say they're video editors so they wouldn't have to give up that they were vtubers working for Cover as part of hololive idol agency.
 
So yeah, i would not take Gura skills seriously, in other news Watson is threatening us with playing Rune Factory 4
Gura needs a tard wrangler to keep her focused on her goals, she might actually have ADHD. Gurame works because the two of them can play off each other, when Gura is alone with chat she rambles and is scatterbrained.
If it makes you feel any better, it's pretty clear from streams where other hololive members (unwillingly) watch her cook that she's doing a bit, and it's their job to be a proper straight man to her antics.
Questionable. She got Luna to break character, which as far as I can tell hasn’t happened before or after then. So it might be actual, physical disgust at Haachama violating the Geneva Conventions.
Having an anime avatar as "your face" doesn't make you a draw.

Agreed. Case in point — Pokimane. The mystique of the character is lost if you already know them too well behind the scenes, which is why I’m annoyed with HERfags in Gura’s chat. I’m not sure even turning it members only would improve the situation much at all.

I recently started expanding into more vtuber territory by watching Gura clips and some other holo vtubers. The experience is completely different, I enjoy them but I kinda feel like they're also more scripted. Not as in word for word but like they have an extra sense of what they can and cannot discuss etc. So while it's been fun and I definitely see the appeal, especially with Gura and Amelia, it's kinda different coming from streams where there are regular discussions about extreme hentai tags and streamers who can mostly
That’s a Western streaming attitude, wherein the streamer encourages the audience to partake in the stream. I’ve gotten my comment read in an under 5k viewer chat and participating in the stream was a fun time. Japanese/Eastern streaming is more like a play, where the audience is expected to just play along with what the streamer does and react appropriately.
Just realized you were talking about something else. Regular streamers have the same sort of avoided topics, its just not as obvious. If you make vidya reviews, you toe the line and can’t say X game sucks or is a cashgrab during a stream, or you get blacklisted from the industry and have to pay for copies to review on your own dime (ex Skillup). You talk about the wrong shit, your career is kill. You mention a boyfriend as an e-thot, your career is kill. Landmines everywhere.

Hell, lets go one medium further, normie youtube. Pewdiepie has 6million subs, if he enjoys a HoloEN chuuba do you think he’d make a video on vtubers? Fuck no, it’d completely flood streams with idiot newfags who have zero respect for the culture, and might actually kill Vtubing overall. Newfags (including myself) have already infested /jp/ to the point of needing our own spinoff thread, and that’s just from the girls’ Reddit interaction and EN’s debut. Ame had to nuke her old life to avoid getting Aloe’d because idiots from hlgg couldn’t leave well enough alone, but for some reason tolerates the thread enough to still lurk.

tldr
Male streamers have their gameplay and personality, ethot streamers have “personality”, but chuubas are pure personality. All have shit they can’t talk about.

If she changed her visa to be something like "entertainer" or "video editor" under the employ of Cover she could probably get an endorsement from them to stay in Japan.
...are you aware of “Things Cover Should Do.txt”? Should I post it here?





Unrelated to all of that I can’t believe Ina was running on 25 hours of no sleep at the time of her audition interview, shits wild.
 
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It was the Philippines, but I haven't seen the clip either. I just heard people talk about it.
I've seen the clip of her saying that she drank the tap water in the Phillippines and it made her get really sick, but she recovered and now has a cast-iron stomach.
I'm trying to find the clip of her saying this but I can't remember where it is.
 
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Random two-part question here but does anyone know which of the gals built up the stuff for their Minecraft track n' field competitions? Asking because I saw it on Choco's stream today and it looks positively out of this world, absolutely banger job. Part two: anyone have the stream of when they built it? I'd be very curious to see.
Miko spearheaded the project, and others have chipped in while following her directions.
 
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Miko spearheaded the project, and others have chipped in while following her directions.
Bless you sir, I'll have to skim through this and check it out.
god this type of youtuber is the absolute worst. it's obviously half of these are autistic fat guys with a voice changer... disgusting.
0/10, bad bait, worn-out bit.
 
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