Who knows what would have happened if it wasn't for Cornovirus cancelling Babscon (Hosted near where Sockness lives), Chris clearly doesn't want to meet Sockness in person otherwise if he can help it if previous events are anything to go by.
If Sockness is a white woman and has a body of a supermodel, Chris will have a sweetheart with the jack of all trades: Sex partner, mommy, maid, simp, and a cuck.
It'd have to be nothing less than a supermodel. Chris has his standards, afterall.
Second reason the love quest was a failure, Chris was is and always will be a tat sweaty smelly manchild with greasy skin and bad hair and yet he expected white super models to swarm all over him like a bad axe/tag commercial.
Which is why our godes ended her love quest with a happy ending along with her four spouses: Left hand, Right hand, Porn, and the purple pillow
That made me laugh. It applies to Chris well.
You know, that’s one thing that confuses me. How can a autistic loser like Chris be so egotistical? I know his parents spoiled him but this seems to be a common trait among autistic people. Including ones who aren’t coddled like Chris is.
I really hope they don't give the Stun Gun to Chris to keep. That in his hands could be a dangerous thing given his history with the pepperspray.
I'll be honest, I prefer a shitty Sonichu model doing the Naruto Run over "Christine Chan Sonichu"
That Bulma Vegeta gag never stood a chance, sliding right off his greasy seaweed tangled dome like it was made of Teflon and covered with butter...
Luckily those dolls will keep Chris warm when he is homeless.
Of course the rainbow dash one is race lifted to be black, even that pony show is getting blackwashed.
