Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Postal_Rat]

And we're not invited to this universe of awesome sex:

Die mad, Kev, you crazy fruitcake!

Wait you mean to tell me none of us will ever have "sex" with Kevin! Why that's the worst thing that has ever happened to any one, any where. We can truly never touch his pus ridden mockery of female genitalia. Why is fate so unkind please tell me this isn't so

 

[Witthel]

And we're not invited to this universe of awesome sex:

Die mad, Kev, you crazy fruitcake!

If I really wanted to experience sex with Kevie then I might as well stick my dick in putrified roadkill.

 

[kazuhiro]

>My girlfriend
>Daddy
wow did Kevin just misgender wedge without apologizing?

Get with the times:

from here.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

And we're not invited to this universe of awesome sex:

Die mad, Kev, you crazy fruitcake!

What the fuck is he talking about? Who is dying to get into his amhole? He has two "girlfriends" at the tranch that wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole (which he conveniently explained away recently). Does he think those weird bots that pop up and offer him money when he e-begs are chasers that just need his sweet, sweet puss (pus included)?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Get with the times:

from here.

All words are abstract concepts, but don't ever use the wrong ones or you're a Nazi terf bigot transphobe (four words that are NOT abstract concepts, they're very real and they're about you, you Nazi terf bigot transphobe).

 

[kazuhiro]

What the fuck is he talking about? Who is dying to get into his amhole?

As with Kev and most things sex-related, it was purely fantasy. He seemed to be imagining himself getting the kind of unwanted attention female gamers sometimes get, and let his impotent desire/anger run away with itself - original post w/context is here.

Wait you mean to tell us none of us will ever have "sex" with Kevin! Why that's the worst thing that has ever happened to any one, any where. We can truly never touch his pus ridden mockery of female genitalia. Why is fate so unkind please tell me this isn't so

I take it as proof of a benevolent Cosmos.

 

[Beluga]

He should ebeg for toothbrushes for everybody on the ranch

 

[Law]

What will happen to Kevvie if the Tranch goes under? Surely this grift can't go on forever.

 

[Monolith]

If I really wanted to experience sex with Kevie then I might as well stick my dick in putrified roadkill.

Kero has Kiwifarms account confirmed.

 

[Neko GF]

What will happen to Kevvie if the Tranch goes under? Surely this grift can't go on forever.

That's a question, I've thought about. He probably doesn't have enough scam and inheritance sheckles to buy a house and I'm not sure if any other troons would have enough to get a house and be able to take care of him while having a decent standard of living. It really depends on what his relationship is like with his parents/ if any of the other troons parents would be able or willing to take care of him along with their own troon son.

 

[stupid frog]

even though there was no photographic evidence provided, it is widely believed Wedge played the “Cocktail Weiner down a medically hazardous hallway” game with Kevvie.

Considering he can't even dilate properly, there's no way Wedge made it inside him. Except his mouth.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

If/when it all goes to shit and Kev finds himself facing exthtreme houthlethneth, he'll be able to stay in the storage unit that he'll inevitably spend his last pennies on for all his shitty tat. Genuine poverty could strike him and he'd still hang on to his toys and an internet enabled device until the bitter end, because they are the only things capable (and barely) of blocking his view of the yawning void before him.

 

[John Furrman]

Genuine poverty could strike him and he'd still hang on to his toys and an internet enabled device until the bitter end, because they are the only things capable (and barely) of blocking his view of the yawning void before him.

That would be tragic. A yawning void before him, a emotional void within him, and a festering void between his legs.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

What will happen to Kevvie if the Tranch goes under? Surely this grift can't go on forever.

Well something I have said time and time again is that if Kevin was to leave the ranch he would be a lot less funny.

I don’t know if they would all stick together if the ranch was to close. They would probably get a sad apartment in the city. Kevin could keep on grifting money off Twitter for a while since people probably feel bad for them, but it will eventually dry up and Kevin will probably be forced to get a job.

They’ve already taken out a large uninsured mortgage against the ranch. I’m pretty sure they’re keeping up with payments otherwise they would be a lot more vicious about begging for money online. Even if they did fuck up payments so bad, the process of the bank foreclosing and taking back the ranch can take years, so I’m not worried for them right now.

What I do think is more likely to happen is that Penny eventually gets sick of Kevin shit and breaks up with him and eventually forcing Kevin out, or making Kevin one of the proletariat and forcing him to shovel shit and live in the “cottage” and give Kevin’s bed to one of the real hard workers who can consistently pay their bills on time.

I know this might seem optimistic. But Penny and the gang love to larp as “anarco-communist“. They are going to invite more and more communists to the ranch and I’m sure they going to all think it’s weird that they’re trying to make a “Trans People’s United Utopia” while they let someone like Kevin exist who is quite literally a waste of space.

 

[Putin Bot]

Like all parasites in society, Kevin will find someone else to leech off of. Kevin might pretend that he'll be homeless if something went down at the tranch and Penny and Bonnie booted him, but I definitely think that Kevin is the type to already have a backup plan, or rather, has someone who he could spin a sob story to and they would let him stay under the "you can stay here until you get back on your feet." Unfortunately for that unlucky person, Kevin will spend the rest of his life getting back on his feet, as he throws his money in the garbage can that is his toys and porn, grifts for money when his bank account is low. and does everything he can to not get a real job.

Do not underestimate those who are parasitic in society. They are hustlers and con artists, and know exactly what to say or do to get people to think they're genuinely helping someone who just is down on their luck. And with troons being one of the most oppressed, it won't be hard for Kevin to swindle stupid woke libtards into taking pity on him.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

And we're not invited to this universe of awesome sex:

Die mad, Kev, you crazy fruitcake!

Edit: Soz, forgot to link to source.

"I'm not here for you, cishet devils!"

Says the fat, ugly autistic glutton who has a reeking nightmare ditch between his legs.

Too bad Kevin Cumbrain isn't invited to a universe full of awesome sex either.

 

[s0mbra]

I have $50 in Kevin either A) staying with some other tranny for a very short time before moving back in with mommy
Or b) moving straight back in with mommy right away

In which he'll bitch all about it on twitter how his facist mom calls him by his birthname occasionally and asks him to clean his room and keep the dilators out of the sink.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

What the fuck is he talking about?

He's complaining about men wanting to fuck lesbians. Even though according to Kevin himself not only can lesbians be attracted to men, men can also identify as lesbians so I'm not exactly sure what the problem is.

I was going to make a joke about how he's complaining about himself here, but then I remembered that he has never expressed interest in actual lesbians so I guess it's unfair to call him a hypocrite.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

Everything in those pictures is sickly, bloated, yellow, and greasy. It's like some kind of spoiled-meat party.

 

[Azafran90]

It just occurred to me that Kevin could have in fact bought a house had he used his money with common sense.
Maybe not a big house in a big city, but a comfy place were he could just be himself and wank it to his porn.
But no, that would have implied responsibility and actual money administration, and he would have had to sacrifice his stink ditch and his grimy toys!

So now he lives in the tranch, waiting for the day when the others will get fed up and shoot him on the face, buried in stupid toys and unable to masturbate

AGP, not even once.