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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1328352574739628032 ( Archive)

Ignoring the obvious Islamic content at the top, I'm guessing this cat is like Kevin. Eats the same amount of allotted slop at the commune as everyone else, yet has been steadily packing on the pounds. The other cats are probably out earning their keep, catching mice and whatnot. But this cat has nothing better to do than watch Kevin's amhole get smaller and smaller.

Go out and do some work, Kevin. And take your fat cat with you.
 
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Chapstick4Lyfe said:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1328352574739628032 ( Archive)

Ignoring the obvious Islamic content at the top, I'm guessing this cat is like Kevin. Eats the same amount of allotted slop at the commune as everyone else, yet has been steadily packing on the pounds. The other cats are probably out earning their keep, catching mice and whatnot. But this cat has nothing better to do than watch Kevin's amhole get smaller and smaller.

Go out and do some work, Kevin. And take your fat cat with you.
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the utter bullshit of saying it gets fed the same as the other cats...no, animal's don't magically gain weight. It's the equivalent of fat women saying they eat the same as their skinny friend, and it's just muh genetiks.
I feel for the cat though, poor chonk.
 
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Kev-Kev's channelling his inner MovieBlob:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1328377731835281417 (Archive)

>"It's just so exhausting having one half of the political spectrum in the country be fucking children".

This is rich coming from a manchild who doesn't work, throws childish tantrums on Twitter, waste absurd amounts of money on toys and vidya, and thinks that it's ok to kill people who disagree with him.
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1328380199222661122 (Archive)

Sorry fellas, this beautiful specimen isn't interested in you:
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Neko GF said:
Kev-Kev's channelling his inner MovieBlob:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1328377731835281417 (Archive)

>"It's just so exhausting having one half of the political spectrum in the country be fucking children".

This is rich coming from a manchild who doesn't work, throws childish tantrums on Twitter, waste absurd amounts of money on toys and vidya, and thinks that it's ok to kill people who disagree with him.
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1328380199222661122 (Archive)

Sorry fellas, this beautiful specimen isn't interested in you:
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Damn them teeth are YELLOW
 
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Him describing his chest as a C-cup kills me. Granted, my knowledge of the intricacies of bra sizing is pretty limited, but when I think of C cup I sure as shit don't think of those sad walleyed little moobs Kevin has. One's watching the sunrise and the other's watching the sunset, my dude. Any volume they have is purely from a bra trying to corral them into the same timezone, like when a push up bra shoves your tits together to create cleavage but... in this case when there's like a foot of extra space to try and compensate for.
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"They have different cups. You got the A, B, C, the D. That's the biggest."
 
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Kevin talking about his cats resting on him as he dilates before discussing how he wants to kill everyone who disagrees with him immediately after is really peak Kevin.
 
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I really hope the grifting was for weed money and not actual food for their animals. They're fucked if they can't even afford gas money or cat food. And if they can't afford to take Kev to the doctor's appointment, just let nature take its course or, if you want to be humane, put him down. It's not like the tranch would be affected if Kev crossed the rainbow bridge.

I still don't understand how troons -- all of them, not just the tranch retards -- can be this bad with money. I think if someone really studied troons, they might be able to come up with a pattern of brain damage and figure out exactly what causes troonism in the first place. Or it could be something utterly retarded as troons thinking girls are bad at math and suddenly they can't budget because lady brains. Nothing would really surprise me at this point.
 
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Spastic Colon said:
I think if someone really studied troons, they might be able to come up with a pattern of brain damage and figure out exactly what causes troonism in the first place. Or it could be something utterly retarded as troons thinking girls are bad at math and suddenly they can't budget because lady brains. Nothing would really surprise me at this point.
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I don't have the technical terms, so to save time I'll put it bluntly.

They expect others around them to provide and care for them since parts of their brain are underdeveloped because their parents/guardians didn't provide the teachings and lessons that they needed in order to become healthy functional adult humans. They're also just too damn lazy to even try to teach themselves since they identify as trans they make themselves believe that things work differently for them, trans people.
 
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Why is Kevin’s eye doctor located in Denver, anyways? Is this dumbass Medicaid leech going to pretend like there aren’t any in Pueblo, a major town an hour away? Why is he driving through Pueblo and CO Springs to get to the eye doctor in Denver? For people who have never lived even remotely close to Denver they sure do spend a lot of gas money going there for god knows what.

Unless he’s talking about seeing his butcher at Denver Health.
 
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Why is Kevin’s eye doctor located in Denver, anyways? Is this dumbass Medicaid leech going to pretend like there aren’t any in Pueblo, a major town an hour away? Why is he driving through Pueblo and CO Springs to get to the eye doctor in Denver? For people who have never lived even remotely close to Denver they sure do spend a lot of gas money going there for god knows what.

Unless he’s talking about seeing his butcher at Denver Health.
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When I lived in the ass south end of Colorado, furthest I had to drive was Colorado Springs for anything specialized so I'm assuming yes, he has to go to Denver for a butchers appointment.
 
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I'm assuming he's lying about the money going to gas and cat food but I would also like to think one of the people who actually pulls their weight there would tell him to shut up because begging for $50 makes the ranch look like a complete failure.

Sure it probably is, but when two of the residents are acting like they just hit a gold mine with this recycling contract (granted I don't think it's finalized) while one of the others is begging for table scraps it makes the ranch look wildly suspect to anyone who takes a second glance at it.
 
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Whatever news he gets from a doctor, I hope it's bad. hat me boyz
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From a purely "for KevKev" standpoint, what could be worse than his crotch butchery, at this point? Prostate cancer? He'd have a medical reason to spend all day diapered. Blindness? He's practically blind anyway, so what difference does one technicality do? Am Hole depth loss? >implying he had any depth to begin with

A twatter dot com ban, maybe, but AFAIK he never wrote anything about seeing a shrink, so there's no one to tell him "Kathryn, Twitter is actually very bad for you, so I, as your psychologist, need you to stop visiting there. I'll even confiscate your phone if I catch you posting anything."
 
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