Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

Do you prefer Shaner to get permabanned?

  • Yes

    Votes: 63 36.6%
  • No

    Votes: 109 63.4%

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At this point, all he needs to do is outright rape someone. Then the cycle would be complete.
And that alone would put him in the same category as Sick Nick and @Holden: completely godawful people with no redeeming qualities whatsoever that literally do nothing but shitpost and sperg out on the internet all day long.
 
There is no way @The_Knight_Rider would admit he's actually Shaner. Shaner probably thinks he fooled us all with his crappy disguise. Lolcows like him aren't the kind to face reality when they lose, so it would probably be better if we all just assume @The_Knight_Rider is actually Shaner. Even if he turns out to be a troll, we can at least agree that he did a damn good job of it.
 
Btw Knight Rider, in case you thought i forgot......

...Did you *seriously* try to dox me....based on my profile info?

@Frank Rizzo yes, yes he did.

Holy Living Fuck! I didn't fully comprehend that the woman accusing him of inappropriate sexual advances is the same woman (his "best friend") that he drew the creepy picture of!


@Pottstown Pete, now you know, and knowing is half the battle!

Perhaps something that @The_Knight_Rider can clear up for us is the entire Stolen Valor issue, which really makes Mr. Shaner look bad if it’s true. Who cares about train pictures and whatnot, the Stolen Valor thing what I want to hear about.

I’ve been doing some “correct research” and have come up with a few questions. Perhaps Mr. Rider, since he does this sort of thing for a living, has already found the answers to these and can help us understand.

Some background: Leonard F. Shaner Jr. of Pottstown, Pennsylvania, has been accused of being a Stolen Valor on the grounds that he fabricated a character named John Simon, age 70, a highly-decorated Vietnam veteran. Bad enough on its own, but on May 25 a person named “Freddy M.,” which is believed to be a Shaner alias, posted on the Colebrookdale Railroad, America’s Most Dangerous Tourist Line? Facebook page that Mr. Simon (“one of Mr. Shaner’s friends”) had suffered a heart attack and was in the hospital. Freddy claims Simon was pushed into the attack “last Saturday” (that would be Saturday, May 23) by Robert Lowe and Matthew Lewis, due to their continued harassment. According to Freddy, Mr. Simon is supposed to live in the Philadelphia area.

In the course my research (“correct research” I might add – I’m not half-assing this. No sir!), I checked all hospitals within 75 miles of Philadelphia, including those in surrounding states (New York, Maryland, etc.). Just to be on the safe side, I also checked for patients admitted two days before and two days after May 23, in case the date was slightly off. I understand that “John” is a middle name, and not a first name, so I checked all patients with BOTH first or middle names John, Jonathan, Johnny, etc… (in fact, any name that started with J) and with the last name Simon (or variations thereof: Simen, Simmens, Simonsen, etc..) . I also checked all heart patients admitted in the 65-75 age range. I especially concentrated on Veteran’s hospitals, due to Mr. Simon’s past Military history.

During all of this I wore a ratty suit with a rain coat, and smoked a cheap cigar. Made me feel like Columbo. Or at least a less-slutty version of Erica R. Stone.

@Pottstown Pete Also at one point on John Simon's page, in the comments was a list of his military service awards, among which were 2 Silver Stars. There is a recipients list, and I can't find a single Simon/John anywhere on the list in the Vietnam era. Curious yes?
Here’s what found:

Thomas Jefferson University Hospital – one heart patient with last name Simon admitted on May 24. No military history; age 90+

VA Medical Center- Lebanon – one heart patient with the last name Simon admitted on May 25. Female. 50 years old.

Those are the only records I found at all hospitals within 75 miles of Philly. Just two “Simons” admitted and neither one can be military vet John Simon. I had the records notarized and am sending copies to the Pottstown police department. @The_Knight_Rider, will you please present this information to Mr. Shaner for me? I would be interested to hear his explanation. It would appear that Mr. Simon is a fabrication. Accusing someone of Stolen Valor is very serious…when you have proof (which we do, now that we know John Simon is a faker faker troublemaker). This does not look good for Len. Maybe he can get a plea bargain or something. I doubt he wants to be in the middle of another sexcapade with four husky males at the Clinton Correctional Facility (although for the first sixty minutes or so, it would be Hot.).

Note that after he was accused of being a Stolen Valor himself, Lenny made two revenge Facebook pages accusing other people of Stolen Valor, including Mr. Bob Lowe, a former friend of Leonard’s and an engineer at Colebrookdale Railroad. I don’t know Mr. Lowe personally, but after reading through Leonard’s Facebook pages, Mr. Lowe 1. Appears to be the victim of some sort of conspiracy smear campaign by Lenny, and 2. Is on the receiving end of Mr. Shaner’s bullshit, rather than the other way around, as so often Shaner claims.

How does my research hold up? Am I on the right track (so to speak)?
 
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And that alone would put him in the same category as Sick Nick and @Holden: completely godawful people with no redeeming qualities whatsoever that literally do nothing but shitpost and sperg out on the internet all day long.
The only redeeming quality Shaner has is the ability to entertain this thread's participants with his dumb comments. You may hate him, decry him, or feel he's a stupid, inordinary sperg, but this thread is 35 pages long and counting.
 
I had a great day, Although I 'm tired.
Hey, buddy! How was Jersey?

Listen, I know you think the others are kidding you, but I want to be serious. Please, PLEASE don't contact Anonymous. They're about the only thing in the world that scares Kiwi farms, and that's for good reason. Stay away from 4chan, stay away from 8chan, do NOT fuck with them. Trust me.
 
I have just mathematically proven Leonard F. Shaner Jr. is actually gay. I will use this knowledge responsibly and share it with you all tomorrow.

Unless you know for a fact that Mr. Shaner is Gay, I don't advise you passing around that information.

Hey, buddy! How was Jersey?

Listen, I know you think the others are kidding you, but I want to be serious. Please, PLEASE don't contact Anonymous. They're about the only thing in the world that scares Kiwi farms, and that's for good reason. Stay away from 4chan, stay away from 8chan, do NOT fuck with them. Trust me.

So what's so wrong with my friends?
 
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