Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Hopefully he takes a not-joking very long walk off a comically short pier.

Doomer Robert:
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WHAT?! People don't want to associate with a "man" who's almost exclusively known for being a massive lolcow with vile political opinions based around dehumanizing, oppressing and even killing everyone he disagrees with?! Who would've thunk?!
40 is hitting Bob like a virginal truck. Imagine thinking since you were 25 that Twitter and the internet were real friendships. Imagine thinking genocide is getting the hang of interacting with people. He's been vomiting his hateful nonsense all over the internet for well over a decade, but of course it's not his fault, it's Trump and COVID that did this. I'm actually excided to see this next upcoming chapter in Bob's pathetic life.
 
How dare you! She's a professional girl on the internet and deserves your respect! She's got boobies AND a real vagina which makes everything she says important and interesting!
Are you implying girls with real penises don't say important and interesting things!?

OMG you monster. You're literally Hitler.

I can't even.
 
Doomer Robert:
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WHAT?! People don't want to associate with a "man" who's almost exclusively known for being a massive lolcow with vile political opinions based around dehumanizing, oppressing and even killing everyone he disagrees with?! Who would've thunk?!
I'm actually a little surprised he claims covid has affected his social relationships so much. This is a guy who seems to live through his computer, so why wouldn't he be able to continue with the same type of social interactions he had before? Unless he's talking about how he can't do a weekly pizza restaurant visit or something. Or maybe it's the fact that everyone is online now and he still doesn't have any development in his social interactions? I really don't get it, but I find it hard to believe CinemaRobert was going out to bars to hang out with people until suddenly covid stopped all of that.
 
I'm actually a little surprised he claims covid has affected his social relationships so much. This is a guy who seems to live through his computer, so why wouldn't he be able to continue with the same type of social interactions he had before? Unless he's talking about how he can't do a weekly pizza restaurant visit or something. Or maybe it's the fact that everyone is online now and he still doesn't have any development in his social interactions? I really don't get it, but I find it hard to believe CinemaRobert was going out to bars to hang out with people until suddenly covid stopped all of that.
Maybe Bob thinks he's friends with the staff at Dave & Buster's and the poor employees have to put up with him until a manager snaps and pulls a Lindsay Ellis on him.
 
I'm actually a little surprised he claims covid has affected his social relationships so much. This is a guy who seems to live through his computer, so why wouldn't he be able to continue with the same type of social interactions he had before? Unless he's talking about how he can't do a weekly pizza restaurant visit or something. Or maybe it's the fact that everyone is online now and he still doesn't have any development in his social interactions? I really don't get it, but I find it hard to believe CinemaRobert was going out to bars to hang out with people until suddenly covid stopped all of that.
Bob likes to pretend he's a regular person with a normal social and sex life.

He's previously described his love life as "slightly below average".
 
Look at what he considers a "small" meal at McDonalds. We know he hasn't touched a kiwi.
Au contraire mon frère!
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Nah. Trump snatching victory from the jaws of defeat would be the very best thing that could happen to Bob. Unlike some people on the Farms (for some reason), I think that has virtually no chance of happening, so Bob is fucked.

I still speculate that Bob previously didn't get owned as hard as Lindsay owned him because that crowd didn't want to be seen "punching left." The most ridiculous TDS was tolerated, if not outright encouraged. With the Orange Man gone, there's a bit less of a reason for them to put up a unified front, and they absolutely love eating themselves when they can't find anything better to do.

He better watch his mouth when Harris takes power. If he's not in total agreement that the IDEAL FUTURE has come to pass... Hoo boy! Nazi Incel Fascist Misogynistic Racist MovieBob confirmed. Light 'em up.
Trump was the best thing idiots like Bob never knew they had. He was the jew to their Hitler. Someone people like Lindsey and Bob can blame for their sad, failed lives.
 
Doomer Robert:
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WHAT?! People don't want to associate with a "man" who's almost exclusively known for being a massive lolcow with vile political opinions based around dehumanizing, oppressing and even killing everyone he disagrees with?! Who would've thunk?!
As his drama with The Abortion shows, for the "last 10-15 years" he's been doing it wrong.

I'm actually a little surprised he claims covid has affected his social relationships so much. This is a guy who seems to live through his computer, so why wouldn't he be able to continue with the same type of social interactions he had before?
Don't you know Bobby used to be the sweetheart of late-night parties with his McNuggets?

If I could give Bob some advice. Get some real hobbies you enjoy, twitter and political sperging in your basement aren't hobbies. Stop talking about wanting to genocide most of the population and actually talk to them. You'll find some bad bad people but for the most part they're good people who just want to live their life in peace without extreme government intrusion. Get over high school Bob it didn't matter then and it certainly doesn't matter two decades later.
The only advice lolcows would listen is: "You are valid; you are loved. You are perfect as you are. Fix society. Please."

Fuck it I can't do update today with the rustbucket KF is running on. Fix your servers. Please.
 
Bob likes to pretend he's a regular person with a normal social and sex life.

He's previously described his love life as "slightly below average".
So him and his hand can only do it once a week?

Please remember that Bob's, for want of a better word, "side" most likely won the presidency
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And because saying, directly, "suffer til their last breath" wasn't enough, he needed to follow it up with more unpersoning.
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I disappear a week on vacation and Bob is still the same hate filled angry incel he always has been. Lindsay Ellis publicly dressing him down for his creepy behavior has had almost no effect on him. This angry tirade could have been written a week, a year, 10 years ago and it would still be completely in character for Bob calling for revenge against his imagined enemies.

Also the server is still ass.
 
Doomer Robert:
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WHAT?! People don't want to associate with a "man" who's almost exclusively known for being a massive lolcow with vile political opinions based around dehumanizing, oppressing and even killing everyone he disagrees with?! Who would've thunk?!
Shut the fuck up Bob. The only that grows about him is his waistline, if you lack the ability to be honestly self critical there isn't going to be any growth and if there is one thing we've seen from Robby is that he completely lacks any ability to be introspective. He's worked hard the last decade to come off as fat Hitler and he wonders why the fuck people don't want to associate with him.

Also, I'm willing to be all these "friends" Bob talks about are people he knows online, and only online, IE not actual friends but good ole fashioned para-social relationships. It's like him and Ellis in his fast food saturated brain they were colleagues and best buddies, the fact that she's not said a word to him since that selfie didn't do anything to change his mind.
 
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