Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Blood is thicker than craft beer:
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I would imagine Chris wears this to work, which won't do him any further harm as he's already told everyone about his brother, "A true man of the people".

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Bobby doesn't care about the struggles of mayo ghouls. News at 11 I know. But do you know that you are unpersoned by Bob simply by having sympathies for the predicament of mayo ghouls?
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Shall we "live in the reality" or shall we "confront the reality"? Will my Magic 8-Bob show me the answer?
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Yup. Make it a crime to push false health-related science but let's sacrifice more kids on the altar of trans rights!

Now let's give the mic to Bobby's faithful fellow traveler to Superior Future:
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As your read the last screen cap about drone strikes, I presume the name "Barack Obama" flashed in your mind. So here he is, telling us his experience of being friendzoned by Poetry and Critical Theory. Bobby is incredulous.
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Virginia Woolf and Foucault are perennial favorites friendo. In the 90s the latter wasn't even dead that long ago.

Bob hopes Animal Crossing wins some year-end awards just to spite the dudebros.
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See again how readily Bobby folds when confronted by his wokers and betters.

Troon #25 spergs about video game and Bobby predictably outspergs him.
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Please remember that Bob's, for want of a better word, "side" most likely won the presidency
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And because saying, directly, "suffer til their last breath" wasn't enough, he needed to follow it up with more unpersoning.
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He conducts himself like an over the top villain that Dennis Hopper would play in the late 80s
 
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Captain Manning said:
Nah. Trump snatching victory from the jaws of defeat would be the very best thing that could happen to Bob. Unlike some people on the Farms (for some reason), I think that has virtually no chance of happening, so Bob is fucked.
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At this point I don't care who wins the election. I just want all the cheaters found and publically executed.

Heck I'll do it for free with my own weapons if the government needs to save some $.
 
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Positron said:
Blood is thicker than craft beer:
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I would imagine Chris wears this to work, which won't do him any further harm as he's already told everyone about his brother, "A true man of the people".

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Bobby doesn't care about the struggles of mayo ghouls. News at 11 I know. But do you know that you are unpersoned by Bob simply by having sympathies for the predicament of mayo ghouls?
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Shall we "live in the reality" or shall we "confront the reality"? Will My magic 8-Bob show me the answer?
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Yup. Make it a crime to push false health-related science but let's sacrifice more kids on the alter of trans rights!

Now let's give the mic to Bobby's faithful fellow traveler to Superior Future:
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I know many people are thinking about Barack Obama by now, so here he is, telling us his experience of being friendzoned by Poetry and Critical Theory. Bobby is incredulous.
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Virginia Woolf and Foucault are perennial favorites friendo, the latter wasn't even died that long ago in the 90s.

Bob hopes Animal Crossing wins some year-end awards just to spite the dudebros.
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See again how Bobby folds when confronted by his betters and wokers.

Troon #25 spergs about video game and Bobby predictably outspergs him.
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More update might come if KF server improves. Chances are you probably can't see the screenshots.
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What's amazing about Bob is that he's such an unrelentingly shitty person with no redeeming qualities. Normally when poking the farms I'll feel a fleeting twinge of sympathy for the assorted cows, but he's up there with Yaniv as someone who should just be catapulted into the sun and erased from history.
 
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Positron said:
As his drama with The Abortion shows, for the "last 10-15 years" he's been doing it wrong.


Don't you know Bobby used to be the sweetheart of late-night parties with his McNuggets?


The only advice lolcows would listen is: "You are valid; you are loved. You are perfect as you are. Fix society. Please."

Fuck it I can't do update today with the rustbucket KF is running on. Fix your servers. Please.
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Doomer Robert:
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WHAT?! People don't want to associate with a "man" who's almost exclusively known for being a massive lolcow with vile political opinions based around dehumanizing, oppressing and even killing everyone he disagrees with?! Who would've thunk?!
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To be fair, it's a lot of chin music.
Lindsey's the only one of that crowd whose actually murdered someone. (AFAIK, although you never know when Contra Points is going to snap and start building a woman suit in his basement)
 
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Positron said:
Bobby doesn't care about the struggles of mayo ghouls. News at 11 I know. But do you know that you are unpersoned by Bob simply by having sympathies for the predicament of mayo ghouls?
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Shall we "live in the reality" or shall we "confront the reality"? Will My magic 8-Bob show me the answer?
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Yup. Make it a crime to push false health-related science but let's sacrifice more kids on the alter of trans rights!

Now let's give the mic to Bobby's faithful fellow traveler to Superior Future:
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Goddamn, Robert's Final Solution would make der Furher proud. Lock up the undesirables and give their possessions to the "worthy".

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What's amazing about Bob is that he's such an unrelentingly shitty person with no redeeming qualities. Normally when poking the farms I'll feel a fleeting twinge of sympathy for the assorted cows, but he's up there with Yaniv as someone who should just be catapulted into the sun and erased from history.
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I'll feel a little bad when coronary disease or a stroke finally takes him, only because his fat impotent ass will no longer be able to entertain us.
 
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Re: Bobby's latest vagueposting for attention and pity. Someone joins the Bob-sized dot with the Lindsay-sized dot, and his deduction "is not appreciated".
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While real-talks are of course even less appreciated:
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Re: student debt forgiveness. Fairness has no place in Bobby's Superior Future; all he cares are niggers and trannies get fat under the system.
And don't you know paying other's debts costs you no "real money"?
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If you give people free money they will CONSOOM using the free money and hence boost the economy. How come no one voted Bobby as Sec of the Treasury?
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For my money I'd rather have low tax so I can keep more of my money to CONSOOM my favorite things, instead of the government diverting my money to millennial and Gen-Zs so they can CONSOOM their favorite things. I'm not paid to not understand Bobby's wisdom; I guess I'm just not properly evolved.

Anime Avatar gives the straight dope of the situation, which is of course not appreciated -- excuse me, not even understood.
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Ayn Rand and Synder, no idea:
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Bobby makes a joke I suppose?
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Ben Shapiro did a reductio to Bobby's pro loan-forgiveness argument, which causes Bobby to chimp out:
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I don't suppose Bobby realize that ghouls can be CONSOOMERS who would use some free handouts to buy a PS5?

If you can't be "deprogrammed", then to the gulag you go!
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Something about Mommy Hillary:
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Bobby is setting up a high hope for Black Widow.
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Chocolate Guy said:
This is literally just random words with only the most vague suggestion of order. I'm entirely worse off from reading this.
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I think he’s saying “Medicine expensive.” Bob often speaks of The Science as though he believes it’s performed by some sort of non-profit government institution. I don’t think he understands that a vast majority of scientific research is conducted by private corporations for the sake of profit. He’s very dumb.
 
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Dr. Henry Armitage said:
If I could give Bob some advice. Get some real hobbies you enjoy, twitter and political sperging in your basement aren't hobbies. Stop talking about wanting to genocide most of the population and actually talk to them. You'll find some bad bad people but for the most part they're good people who just want to live their life in peace without extreme government intrusion. Get over high school Bob it didn't matter then and it certainly doesn't matter two decades later.
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Too bad the fatass loser is also a asshurt loser who legit thinks he's a SUPERIOR human because...... He's "woke"
 
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I think his rage over covid is partly due to knowing that he'll be fucked up by the disease, whereas most normal, healthy/somewhat physically active, non-obese people are perfectly fine having caught it. I may get covid and if it's the sniffles, a cough, and anosmia, as it likely would be, I would still say the pandemic scaremongering is bullshit. The only people who need the scaremongering are those looking to be scared, especially if their risk comes entirely from the fact that they're a physically despondent obese troll living off of "small" fast food meals in a dank basement cave.

Basically, the consumerist fatty is mad because covid could actually kill him due to his poor lifestyle, so he wants everyone else to be just as panicked.

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If you can't be "deprogrammed", then to the gulag you go!
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Jesus Christ these people are retarded. They really think they're all so smart pontificating how to best interfere with and ruin other people's lives just because they vote differently.

But that central tweet Robert is agreeing with...I don't even understand. Give me my puzzle pieces for trying to exegete this tweet.

The first part calls for Reconstruction—but not the parts pre-1876 which may have been working (like what allowed Hiram Revels to be the first black congressman, as Senator, in 1870 for Mississippi—Obama has nothing on his predecessor Senator Revels, who's way more interesting and successful). Rather, they seem to call for a Reconstruction in the vein of carpetbagging yankees reforming society in their image, destroying local economies and historic cultures in the pursuit of making a lot of money and exploiting their fellow countrymen. So, in other words, just the bad parts. Has this fuck ever read Southern Gothic fiction before? Go read Faulkner and tell me what he's suggesting didn't clearly traumatize a whole generation. Here's a link to a short story by him, Barn Burning, to see what I mean.

The second part is more confusing. Grant's Overland Campaign? Also called his Wilderness Campaign? It just consisted of Grant forcing bloody stalemates while advancing into Virginia to pin down General Lee, with each disengagement followed by a maneuver aimed to decouple Lee's army from Richmond, disrupt supplies to the theater, or, at worst, attrition the South's troops by engaging in another battle deeper into Virginia territory. Since Grant had a lot of reserves and available equipment, he was basically assured eventual victory if didn't get crushed decisively during an engagement. He failed to force decisive battles in his favour, so Grant ended up maneuvering past Lee to Petersberg, a supply town for Richmond, besieging it and Lee for 10 months until Lee retreated. Lee surrendered later that month at Appomattox.

So what's the suggestion here? Seriously? It's not Sherman's March to the Sea being referenced, which would suggest the wholesale destruction of cities and communities. Rather it's Grant's Wilderness Campaign. So...the US military invade certain states and besiege key regional cities to cause...what? I'm really grasping here. Robert's boyish confidence in approving of such a plan thus really confuses me. He wants in the long term military occupation of the "wrong" states? Sieges of towns and cities which don't agree? I mean, really, what the fuck is he trying to say?
 
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Ignatius_Reilly said:
Here's Movie Bob mocking Tucker for having his mom abandon him as a child
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Pretty classy, Robert
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All Tucker did was grow up in a broken household (apparently), finding in himself the drive to become one of the most influential media figures in modern television. Though his father being rich and marrying another rich woman a few years after his mother left probably helped him get there. That's nothing compared to Bobert, who had to brave the basement stairs (a sisyphean task), drive to McDonalds, and interact with the workers, all just to get a "small" meal for an adult. And who cares about the millions of viewers or the fact that he actually seems nice and well-adjusted in person? Tucker didn't write a Mario magnum opus, now did he?
 
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HomerSimpson said:
I know I am late with this, but, this blobby fuck makes over $50k a year and still lives in a basement suite and is fat?

I'm genuinely envious.
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In Lynn, no less.

It's not cheap to live in Massachusetts, especially on the coast. A one-bedroom apartment in Boston and pretty much any place around it for 20 miles (pretty much up towards Salem on the North Shore and Braintree/Quincy on the South Shore) can go for $1,800 a month before utilities, and gas in the winter can kill you (the house I live in was doing $300/month from November to March-ish, and we didn't use much of it to begin with). I'd say utilities, on average, can be about $300/month for an apartment of that size, so assuming $2,100 a month that's $25,200. If you move about 20 miles inland it gets cheaper but not much. That being said the faggot lives in Lynn, which is like...slum central.

Side note: when I used my Post-9/11 GI Bill benefits, the BAH was about $2,800 a month. That's what DoD assumes the price of an apartment is in the Greater boston area.
 
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