Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[farttpott]

The thing about Hailey's grifting is at least there's a sense of it being a stopgap for them to make rent this month while he's without his usual livelihood because he broke his butt by putting a hook up it.

But Kevin... has clearly run out of his own money and has no intention of doing anything to earn any. He really is just a hole rather than a person.

 

[Enoby Way]

If I really wanted to experience sex with Kevie then I might as well stick my dick in putrified roadkill.

Since the roadkill wouldn't giggle and smirk at you, not the true experience. Plus there's probably more room in a carcass to put your dick, and less bacteria, than there is in the amhole.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I have $50 in Kevin either A) staying with some other tranny for a very short time before moving back in with mommy
Or b) moving straight back in with mommy right away

In which he'll bitch all about it on twitter how his facist mom calls him by his birthname occasionally and asks him to clean his room and keep the dilators out of the sink.

Kevin would never keep his dilators in the sink. That would imply that he washes them.

 

[Neko GF]

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Well, to my knowledge Kevin has been disgusting pervert since his teenage years. So it's hard to tell if he'd be crying because of joy or horror over seeing that he's a mutant with a gaping hole in between his legs.

 

[White Devil]

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Well, to my knowledge Kevin has been disgusting pervert since his teenage years. So it's hard to tell if he'd be crying because of joy or horror over seeing that he's a mutant with a gaping hole in between his legs.

Why does that sound like total bullshit?

 

[PonPonPataPon]

Why does that sound like total bullshit?

I don't know exactly what you mean by that, aside from the claim that a festering abyss of shame and impotence brings on an abundance of mirth, I find it perfectly plausible that Kevin was groomed by a troon in accordance to the tradition that he's proudly continuing to this day.

 

[Neko GF]

I don't know exactly what you mean by that, aside from the claim that a festering abyss of shame and impotence brings on an abundance of mirth, I find it perfectly plausible that Kevin was groomed by a troon in accordance to the tradition that he's proudly continuing to this day.

Troons (thankfully) can't reproduce naturally, so they fill the void by grooming anyone who's vulnerable enough to by into their crap.

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

I know this is a few pages back now but I'm still laughing about Kev explaining away his lack of a sex life by saying one of the "girlfriends" he lives with has a vag and the other is asexual. A couple of things on that point...

First, Kev is showing himself to be a pretty typical straight guy in his apparent belief that sex doesn't really count unless there is a penis - sorry, a girldick - involved. Second, correct me if I am wrong but Jen also has a stinkditch, right? So that make Penny the asexual one. An asexual Dom, eh? Sorry Kev, I think mxstress Pennywise is only asexual when it comes to you.

 

[Constellationzero]

Why does that sound like total bullshit?

Better yet, why does it always look like he tweets disgusting paraphiliac shit, and then shit up the feed replying to hisself with more disgusting paraphiliac shit?

 

[John Furrman]

Better yet, why does it always look like he tweets disgusting paraphiliac shit, and then shit up the feed replying to hisself with more disgusting paraphiliac shit?

I think he does it for attention. Allow me to play arm chair psychologist for a moment.

I know doing as Kevin does purely for attention is a fairly reductionist point of view, but I think he's attention starved. Starved of real, authentic and nourishing interactions that all humans need. Face to face interactions, in real life. We all know he is surrounded by troons at the Tranch, but these people are not his friends, even Penny. The same is true to a lesser degree for the other Tranch members. The life they're living there isn't real, they're all playing pretend and feeding into each others delusions. Obviously living a lie isn't sustainable or enriching. Not saying that trans people all live lies, either, but all the people on the tranny ranch commune clearly are to some degree living a fiction and engaged with magical thinking to sustain each others fictions.

I posit that if Kevin were receiving genuine positive regard from another human person in real life, I don't think he would have to desperately post 100+ tweets a day and give 200+ likes a day for morsels of other people's attention spans. Kevin probably knows this, but he chooses to believe in the juvenile fiction he has (or rather, the one Penny and other troons implanted in his mind years ago to "crack his egg") concocted.

As far as places for positive human growth, the ranch is a toxic cesspool that not only allows for personal stagnation, but promotes it. Promotes stagnation as our ranch trannies seclude themselves from the outside world as they craft their own personal hero narratives that the world is against them as they point guns at their neighbors.

 

[stupid frog]

The thing about Hailey's grifting is at least there's a sense of it being a stopgap for them to make rent this month while he's without his usual livelihood because he broke his butt by putting a hook up it.

But Kevin... has clearly run out of his own money and has no intention of doing anything to earn any. He really is just a hole rather than a person.

Yeah, I think Hailey is a honest beggar.
Kevie is dishonest and just wants toys.

 

[Bad Gateway]

I think he does it for attention. Allow me to play arm chair psychologist for a moment.

I know doing as Kevin does purely for attention is a fairly reductionist point of view, but I think he's attention starved. Starved of real, authentic and nourishing interactions that all humans need. Face to face interactions, in real life. We all know he is surrounded by troons at the Tranch, but these people are not his friends, even Penny. The same is true to a lesser degree for the other Tranch members. The life they're living there isn't real, they're all playing pretend and feeding into each others delusions. Obviously living a lie isn't sustainable or enriching. Not saying that trans people all live lies, either, but all the people on the tranny ranch commune clearly are to some degree living a fiction and engaged with magical thinking to sustain each others fictions.

I posit that if Kevin were receiving genuine positive regard from another human person in real life, I don't think he would have to desperately post 100+ tweets a day and give 200+ likes a day for morsels of other people's attention spans. Kevin probably knows this, but he chooses to believe in the juvenile fiction he has (or rather, the one Penny and other troons implanted in his mind years ago to "crack his egg") concocted.

As far as places for positive human growth, the ranch is a toxic cesspool that not only allows for personal stagnation, but promotes it. Promotes stagnation as our ranch trannies seclude themselves from the outside world as they craft their own personal hero narratives that the world is against them as they point guns at their neighbors.

The attention stuff is true, but it is also obviously true that all trans people live lies. In the most critical, central, literal sense of the phrase, they are all doing their utmost to live out the lie they purchased at great cost, enduring all kinds of pain, and rejection, and humiliation (that they asked for by name, do not pity them) and at the expense of everything positive in life. But, I will disagree on the ranch, at least in theory.

The ranch, and " "The Open Range" " in the westward expansion sense, should be one of the best places to claim great personal victory, to inspire men to be men, women to be women, and animals to be animals. Their town's website has a disclaimer on the front page that basically says "If the roads are too snowy for you, get back in the cuck shed", which is pretty based. Seclusion can definitely promote stagnation, but it can also inspire a lot of personal growth, especially when your goal is "Live". There should be unlimited opportunities for personal growth out there, and nearly all of them involve satisfying hard labor. It's just that...well...these trannies are out there quarter-assing all of it. That "rock wall" they failed at building. Keeping dozens of alpacas in a literal fucking lawn mower shed. Building a chicken murder house. Not being able to heat their bedrooms, or whatever that was about? Begging on fucking twitter for gibs to buy a mechanic instead of fixing the problems with the tools and driveway space they already have. Talking all this game about self-sustaining whatevers, and then also saying they were given a lot of money, and then also begging, but also managing to accomplish some of what they set out to do? Bits of it are confusing because its impossible to tell what's real and what's fakery, and Kevin is the least reliable narrator since the Fight Club guy. As always it's super addicting to watch aggressive failing upwards from the outside, but it will never get you on the path to self-actualization if that's how you "accomplish" things. You almost have to put it to the side that Kevin is so heinously deluded that he thinks he achieved enlightenment by entering a cult and ritually sacrificing his genitals, simply because cult members can't think like normal people, that's how they got in there in the first place.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I know doing as Kevin does purely for attention is a fairly reductionist point of view, but I think he's attention starved. Starved of real, authentic and nourishing interactions that all humans need. Face to face interactions, in real life. We all know he is surrounded by troons at the Tranch, but these people are not his friends, even Penny. The same is true to a lesser degree for the other Tranch members. The life they're living there isn't real, they're all playing pretend and feeding into each others delusions. Obviously living a lie isn't sustainable or enriching. Not saying that trans people all live lies, either, but all the people on the tranny ranch commune clearly are to some degree living a fiction and engaged with magical thinking to sustain each others fictions.

I posit that if Kevin were receiving genuine positive regard from another human person in real life, I don't think he would have to desperately post 100+ tweets a day and give 200+ likes a day for morsels of other people's attention spans. Kevin probably knows this, but he chooses to believe in the juvenile fiction he has (or rather, the one Penny and other troons implanted in his mind years ago to "crack his egg") concocted.

Thing is, he pushed away all the people who would have given him that unconditionally. Kev no longer has a family.
All his "friends" are troon or troon-adjacent degenerate sex weirdos, just like him, and most, if not all of them are strictly on-line friends.
And he never ever had co-workers to bond with. Hell, he doesn't even bond with his fellow troons over at No Nut Corral.

His hell is entirely his own making.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I think he does it for attention. Allow me to play arm chair psychologist for a moment.

I know doing as Kevin does purely for attention is a fairly reductionist point of view, but I think he's attention starved. Starved of real, authentic and nourishing interactions that all humans need. Face to face interactions, in real life. We all know he is surrounded by troons at the Tranch, but these people are not his friends, even Penny. The same is true to a lesser degree for the other Tranch members. The life they're living there isn't real, they're all playing pretend and feeding into each others delusions. Obviously living a lie isn't sustainable or enriching. Not saying that trans people all live lies, either, but all the people on the tranny ranch commune clearly are to some degree living a fiction and engaged with magical thinking to sustain each others fictions.

I posit that if Kevin were receiving genuine positive regard from another human person in real life, I don't think he would have to desperately post 100+ tweets a day and give 200+ likes a day for morsels of other people's attention spans. Kevin probably knows this, but he chooses to believe in the juvenile fiction he has (or rather, the one Penny and other troons implanted in his mind years ago to "crack his egg") concocted.

As far as places for positive human growth, the ranch is a toxic cesspool that not only allows for personal stagnation, but promotes it. Promotes stagnation as our ranch trannies seclude themselves from the outside world as they craft their own personal hero narratives that the world is against them as they point guns at their neighbors.

I agree with your assessment that he is probably attention starved. But I want to add that his starvation for attention probably started after his father died.

Spoiler: My dissertation on “ The psychology of Gibes”

it’s my belief the reason why Kevin is such a pervert (and has been pervert for a very long time) because after his father died when Kev was just 13 and his mother and aunt just let him stay on the computer for as long as he wanted.
As Single mothers do, they didn’t challenge Kevin or try to make him a b man out of this horrible situation that happened to him. They just took the easy way out and let him just play on his computer all day.

I don’t know if they ever had the “you need to be the man of the house“ talk with Kevin, but if they did it was way too late and Kevin sees anything I’m trying to be a man or responsible as an oppressive force. It was too late for little Kevvie, 4Chan & the whole furry subculture had already turned his young brain into mush.

I said this before and I’ll say it again to any Kiwis who have a kid whose family member has died.
Keep them on the same routine. They still have to brush their teeth, still have to go to school, still have to do their homework. This sounds harsh but it’s very important that kids have stability in a time which is extremely unstable. Kevin’s mother failed him here which is hard to blame her because losing your husband is a horrible thing to happen, but because of her mistake not only did she lose a husband but she also lost her son.

Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

Yeah, I think Hailey is a honest beggar.
Kevie is dishonest and just wants toys.

While this is true, it’s important to remember that it’s widely believed that Haley started Kevvie on his begging spree since it started right after he visited Kevin in Colorado.

My assumption is; Kev realized he spent way too much money, since he paid for Haley‘s flight tickets, hotel and transport to and from the airport. Kevin needless asked Haley if Haley could chip in to help with the cost and Haley probably just said something like “don’t you have like 8000 followers? You can just ask for the money!“ and Kevvie did and it was glorious.

 

[Enoby Way]

Yeah, I think Hailey is a honest beggar.
Kevie is dishonest and just wants toys.

We've hit that inevitable point in the thread where we argue about which troon is a True and Honest grifter. And isn't that truly the greatest grift of all?

Talking all this game about self-sustaining whatevers, and then also saying they were given a lot of money, and then also begging, but also managing to accomplish some of what they set out to do? Bits of it are confusing because its impossible to tell what's real and what's fakery, and Kevin is the least reliable narrator since the Fight Club guy.

This is what really gets me about the tranch (new name suggestion: The Frights of Trannalot). When they talk about doing it all themselves and proving something to the world, the only thing I can think of is that they're praising themselves for their fund-raising ability.

... simply because cult members can't think like normal people, that's how they got in there in the first place.

Not to go too OT with you here but I have to disagree with you, some cult members are just straight up weirdos but most of them are normal people whose vulnerabilities are taken advantage of, especially in times of trauma, and leveraged in pretty precise psychological maneuovers that transform them into cult members. Most people do have such a weak spot, or a crisis in their lives can create one. Thats why cults are so insidious and it's why the term "cult mentality" implies as much as it does.

 

[RIP Tranch]

Woohoo

 

[Beluga]

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Woohoo

I'm sure Kevin's input was essential in reaching such an achievement and I'm sure he'll help his fellow troons in recycling shit. In between his Twitter-dilating-buying Transformer toys-wallowing in his fetishes sessions.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Trash trucks are going to dumping metric fuck tons of trash off at the ranch every week for emotionally immature transvestites to sort though....

CAN’T FUCKING WAIT BOIS!!!

Trash-backlog saga inbound when they can’t shuffle through garbage fast enough. Based as fuck CO.

 

[Enoby Way]

So basically the Tranch got renewed for a new season with a bigger budget and the Tenacious Unicorn Cinematic Universe is growing. It's a win for them, a win for Kiwi Farms, a win for everyone! Well except the alpacas and chickens. And the people of Wet Mountain Valley who actually need their trash recycled and their rock walls built properly. And all the people they've grifted from...

You know what, never mind.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

It's not about the destination. It's about the friends we convinced to mutilate and kill themselves along the way.