Wonder if Spoony has violent nightmares about @The_Warthog?
Spoony scrolls through twitter. He sees a video of Trump refusing to leave office. Then the secret services throw him out violently, and a mob lynches him to death. Finally, justice!
Spoony then sees his patreon skyrocketing to 6000$, more than it has ever been! That's because Spoony was making the Spoony movie all this time, and it's ready! The DVD is in Spoony's hands! It's already made. No more effort needed. He gets a call, all of CA and CTC people are making up, all because of Spoony. They all want to be his friends together just like in the old days. Lupa and Hope even made a public apology, because the rape joke was just an edgy joke and that's what the internet is for. It was even really funny!
His house was bought off by April, she didn't talk to him because she wanted to give him his own house as a surprise. She totally wants him back. Also Scarlett comes back and apologises to Spoony, begging him to take her back so now he has both Scarlett and April as nannies that do everything around the house.
But then something feels off. He keeps getting tagged on twitter by everyone. He looks at his phone, it's all warthog tweets. He looks up, and April was Warthog all this time! He runs off to Scarlett but Scarlett is also Warthog. They both chain him to a radiator in the basement while Lupa and Hope makes jokes about it. Lupa and Hope are both Warthog now, BTW.
CA, and CTC were just trying to put an ambush on each other. They all die and blame Spoony for it. Trump climbs out of his grave as a zombie and eats all of the democrats, making him zombie president for life. His patreon indeed has 6000 dollars, but it's Zimbabwean dollars, about 16.5 USD. Warthogs puts on the Spoony DVD to play while they try to film the next "Spooning with Spoony" video. The wole DVD is just a video of a mariachi band playing for 2 hours.
Spoony wakes up.
The night terrors are getting worse.
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Very interesting, and sad. If she wasn't so nasty.
What's worse? Being a worthless NEET who'll never amount to anything, and won't do anything to get better because "what's the point, I can't be helped", or being a worthless NEET who'll never amount to anything, and won't do anything to get better because you are delusional and actually belive that you are a fighter and that you are turning your life around while also not doing anything?
I honestly can't tell. But they are both entertaining in their own way.
We need a separate thread for Warthog, she's totally qualified to get her own paddock - make it happen, KF
But Mango, you see, this IS her own thread.
If anything you can evict Spoony from this thread. He's should be used to it.
