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TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk
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I'll never stop appreciating the shitstorm surrounding the TGWTG anniversary films. The /tv/ posts were discredited but the CTC document and other lore nuggets almost makes them feel more believable.
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Predicting future Warthog tweets:
I was driving when suddenly I couldn't stop thinking of @SpoonyOne. I ran a red light and totaled the car.
The food bank said I couldn't get any more food this month. I started screaming "betrayal!" And now I'm banned for life. @SpoonyOne
My roommate left. I have nothing and no one. Now I know what @SpoonyOne must be going through.
I cut off my facial wart and mailed it to @SpoonyOne only to realize he moved to Arizona. Can things get any worse?
I was driving when suddenly I couldn't stop thinking of @SpoonyOne. I ran a red light and totaled the car.
The food bank said I couldn't get any more food this month. I started screaming "betrayal!" And now I'm banned for life. @SpoonyOne
My roommate left. I have nothing and no one. Now I know what @SpoonyOne must be going through.
I cut off my facial wart and mailed it to @SpoonyOne only to realize he moved to Arizona. Can things get any worse?
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Warthog's life is like a Three Stooges movie on repeat.
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It's not even Terry Davis kind of Schizophrenia where he actually made something. Could you imagine Spoony actually making the Spoony movie because the voices of Trump threaten him he would take away his vidya and WWE subscription lmao
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My best guess would be Hypochondria, which I assume is the same with Spoony, both of them came up with a plethora of illnesses in the past.
It's the first line of Randy Orton's intro music.
Obviously Drumpf and Spoony will tell us why in a shitazillion Twatter posts.
I take "shit that never happened" for 400, Alex.
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Well it definitely wasn't Thinner.
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Noah's hurting, but why? He should be celebrating that biden got in, right?
To be crude, he'll never dick April again, and never get his dick wet either ever. Unless he wants the Warthog.
Very interesting, and sad. If she wasn't so nasty.
To be crude, he'll never dick April again, and never get his dick wet either ever. Unless he wants the Warthog.
Very interesting, and sad. If she wasn't so nasty.
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I like how she thinks that "infertility issues" are the main reason she might not be able to have kids. I mean, I guess the fact that she induces erectile dysfunction in any man that looks at her might technically qualify as an infertility issue, but I'm pretty sure that's not what she meant.
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Oh, boy.
>I'd be missing now so many opportunities to make my life better
And you are doing exactly what?
>like going back to college, pursuing my dream career
And what's stopping you now? Spoony being SAD?
>getting married and having a family
Well, here I know what's stopping you now.
>infertility issues
Adoption is not an option? You've been having a dream about having a little boy named Christian since you were 7?
>that's been my life for the past month
Ehm, I think your obsession with Noah started WAY earlier.
>I still keep fighting
Ehm, in that case Spoony's been fighting since 2016 at least.
>Because if I actually won't do something about it then my situation will neve change
Yeah, so why won't you do something about it?
These two are made for each other.
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Wasn't she going to a Best Buy job interview? Last I saw she wasn't thinking she could even go. I'm not sure why she would, would almost certainly pay less than Canada's welfare. Or is that not true?
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She's Canadian so any job pays more than welfare. Best Buy back in the day would be a few dollars more than minimum wage if you're just working the till, and I think you still get some of the same perks as the rest of the crew. Like warehouse prices on products which adds up to around 20%-30% discount.
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The Stand.
"Over a year" oh Spoonster you kidder, what you describe has been going on since the early 2010's. When you expect him to exaggerate he understates - I concur with @A Big Bumbling Black Man when he said this fool needs a laugh track for his Tweets.
We need a separate thread for Warthog, she's totally qualified to get her own paddock - make it happen, KF
