Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[All becomes gunt]

Hey Faggots,
My name is Albert B. Gunt, and I hate every single one of you especially @Hollywood Hulk Hogan . All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of Biden. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a captain of my own research team, and started on my own esoteric church. What topics do you research, other than "jack off to naked furry tranny machine porn"? I also get a 6 figure salary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

So much faggotry in one thread yet still more informative than the MSM.

Not a high bar. If I walked outside and looked around for two minutes it would be more informative than the MSM.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Hey Faggots,
My name is Albert B. Gunt, and I hate every single one of you especially @Hollywood Hulk Hogan . All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of Biden. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a captain of my own research team, and started on my own esoteric church. What topics do you research, other than "jack off to naked furry tranny machine porn"? I also get a 6 figure salary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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[pedestrian]

More evidence of fraud.

 

[All becomes gunt]

More evidence of fraud.

Th-this changes nothing h-haha COPE HARDER T-TRUMPTARDS. CONVICTION ISNT REAL PROOF

 

[TheMadAutist]

More evidence of fraud.

Fake news! CNN told me voter fraud was unpossible. Besides, getting caught means the system works and we should stop looking into it.

 

[Tim Buckley]

Th-this changes nothing h-haha COPE HARDER T-TRUMPTARDS. CONVICTION ISNT REAL PROOF

Calm down, why are you so invested on proving Biden bros wrong on this sub-forum? Even if you do, what would anyone get from it?

 

[pedestrian]

I like how they insist we're mad when I don't see any Trump supporters burning or looting shit like they were. I just keep an eye on the news. Even if Biden pulls this off I'll be fine with it. I mean that's game over for democracy in America but I've been mentally prepared for that for years.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Calm down, why are you so invested on proving Biden bros wrong on this sub-forum? Even if you do what would anyone get from it?

Maestro, dramatic emo music.
THEIR DELICIOUS TEARS ARE FOOD FOR MY SOUL, NOONE IS SAFE

 

[Sithis]

I wonder how many times Hunter and Ivanka have banged

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Hey Faggots,
My name is Albert B. Gunt, and I hate every single one of you especially @Hollywood Hulk Hogan . All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of Biden. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a captain of my own research team, and started on my own esoteric church. What topics do you research, other than "jack off to naked furry tranny machine porn"? I also get a 6 figure salary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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I'm gonna strangle you, clyde cash.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

I wonder how many times Hunter and Ivanka have banged

Compared to the other ladies on his laptop (from what i remember) that's a huge improvement. Wouldn't blame him.

 

[TheMadAutist]

I like how they insist we're mad when I don't see any Trump supporters burning or looting shit like they were. I just keep an eye on the news. Even if Biden pulls this off I'll be fine with it. I mean that's game over for democracy in America but I've been mentally prepared for that for years.

Anything less than sucking Big Mike Obama's tranny cock is "being mad." Now stop pointing out how broken our election system is and go watch Black Panther you bigot!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

More evidence of fraud.

No one ever said fraud doesn't happen. It's widespread fraud that isn't happening.

Besides, that was just for the guy to run for mayor lol

 

[King's Gambit Accepted]

Fake news! CNN told me voter fraud was unpossible. Besides, getting caught means the system works and we should stop looking into it.

No one has said voter fraud is impossible. People have been arrested for it every election. But voter fraud is really difficult to do at scale. And its easy to get caught. Some idiot in Pennsylvania was arrested a couple weeks ago because he filled out an absentee ballot from his dead mother for Trump.

A few idiots committing voter fraud doesn't mean much if someone has a 10,000+ vote lead.

 

[CeleryBread]

Can't we all just be friends and share a large pizza pie together?

 

[All becomes gunt]

Can't we all just be friends and share a large pizza pie together?

I don't know about pizza pie but i know how to make a mean pizza there buddy. I can post the recipe if you want.

 

[Tim Buckley]

No one has said voter fraud is impossible. People have been arrested for it every election. But voter fraud is really difficult to do at scale. And its easy to get caught. Some idiot in Pennsylvania was arrested a couple weeks ago because he filled out an absentee ballot from his dead mother for Trump.

A few idiots committing voter fraud doesn't mean much if someone has a 10,000+ vote lead.

The fraud was done on 1 single (or sometimes 2) counties per battleground state.
That's why those are the only ones in which Biden gets 4 gorillion extra votes even tho 86% of the counties are red, it's actually surprising how little people and resources are needed to do this and also how nigh impossible is to prove it.

Americans can only trust on the good will of every single county lol.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

I don't know about pizza pie but i know how to make a mean pizza there buddy. I can post the recipe if you want.

Do you have a pizza stone? If you don't, i highly recommend getting one. Took my pizza game to the next level.

 

[King's Gambit Accepted]

The fraud was done on 1 single (or sometimes 2) counties per battleground state.
That's why those are the only ones in which Biden gets 4 gorillion extra votes even tho 86% of the counties are red, it's actually surprising how little people and resources are needed to do this and also how nigh impossible is to prove it.

Americans iiterally can only trust the good will of every single county lol.

Dude, go volunteer as an elections worker ... committing voter fraud is not a good investment of time or resources. And you're likely to get caught. You're better off going door to door to register new voters.