Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[big ups liquid richard]

Imagine thinking that any appearance by Surfer isn't the greatest thing happening at the moment.

I won't argue with that, its always funny. Still, he's the director.

 

[instythot]

Wasn't thinking of people who just were tired of this arc, was thinking more about people who just want Ralph a-logging or nothing. I personally find this entertaining, but I might be in the minority. All she has to do is ignore him, but she keeps tagging him or talking about him. You can't talk about someone and expect them not to respond by giving their take on what you said. Or she could have said sorry, didn't realize how what she was doing was misinterpreted, not, 'It was all a joke'.

I think the problem comes in when you have the top clip channel and they want input. If you ask for something as a fan, it still visually looks like you are asking for something in order to get clips or make money. That may not be the case at all, but that's the appearance. That's why clip channels who said nothing were so valuable. They seemed more authentic. It must be difficult to separate what is the person vs what is for business in this kind of situation. I guess it's the 'ethics in clip channels' argument.

PPP goes on crusades. It's part of the appeal of the channel. There is a rotation of people. Unfortunately, no one else is really making that many entertaining waves except, 'Ha, ha, Ralph is fat' or 'Look, Shorty Fuentes thinks he's a leader.'

There is a valid complaint at the heart of "ethics in clip channels" that keeps this entire arc grounded in some semblance of reality. If Aquatic Amber so desperately needs Gator and Ralph to be attacked, she can just fuckin attack them rather than dripping poison in a third party's ear trying to goad them into it

I hope she's stubborn enough to keep going with this, she's taken several (slow, lumbering) steps down the lolcow road and shows no signs of turning around. Imagine, being this bad at manipulating people: suggesting that Ashton should be upset at Ethan Ralph, who he has a valid reason to hold a lifelong grudge against, ended up with PPP's gunt aimed squarely at Amber. I foresee more hilarious backfires if she sticks around

 

[Snuckening]

It started off a bit slow but actually got quite good. I mean it's tongue and cheek kind of thing to fuck with her.

Looks to me like he sincerely cares about this shit. And PPP's the one saying that his channel, and him making videos, depends on what Belugalee does/doesn't do- If anything, that's TC "fucking with" PPP. Not the other way around.

 

[Perspicacity]

Looks to me like he sincerely cares about this shit. And PPP's the one saying that his channel, and him making videos, depends on what Belugalee does/doesn't do- If anything, that's TC "fucking with" PPP. Not the other way around.

IT's all about being creative with content. I'm personally looking forward to the boyfriend ASMR videos.

 

[instythot]

Looks to me like he sincerely cares about this shit. And PPP's the one saying that his channel, and him making videos, depends on what Belugalee does/doesn't do- If anything, that's TC "fucking with" PPP. Not the other way around.

While it may appear that PPP has painted himself into a corner with the ultimatum, he's shown himself to be more than capable of saying "fuck this, I'm just walking on the paint" in the past

 

[Vetti]

IT's all about being creative with content. I'm personally looking forward to the boyfriend ASMR videos.

Are ya there buddy?

 

[instythot]

Are ya there buddy?

PPP performs better while disappointed there bud

 

[Vetti]

It seems to be divisive but I'm personally a fan of the Tea Clips stuff. Something about grilling this porky Machiavellian is just really funny to me.

 

[instythot]

It seems to be divisive but I'm personally a fan of the Tea Clips stuff. Something about grilling this porky Machiavellian is just really funny to me.

I like watching retarded schemes fail. The fact that she's so fucking bad at it is pure icing

 

[Vetti]

I like watching retarded schemes fail. The fact that she's so fucking bad at it is pure icing

It's like watching a Wile E. Coyote/Roadrunner cartoon.

 

[Gilbert Grape]

Holy fuck I just finished his latest kino. At the point when PPP asks to personal army Tea Clips off the internet, the chat was very against it and saying they were not doing shit. After the Ronnie clip and the boyfriend ASMR, the chat was swelling with righteous indignation toward Tea Clips, ready to do whatever it takes.

The ASMR was genuinely brilliant and hilarious.

Edit: This honestly might be one of his best edited videos.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

3P stealing boyfriend asmr idea from Coach BoomerPill smh

 

[Gilbert Grape]

3P stealing boyfriend asmr idea from Coach BoomerPill smh

It won't ever happen again if you leave the internet you fucking plankton genocider.

Edit: Nvm I thought you were a known Tea Clips sock puppet. Got the names confused.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

WOOF

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Some people take PPP way too seriously, which honestly puzzles me as literally three seconds of any video should be enough to realise his content is essentially starting with a grain of truth and then taking it to absurdity for comic effect. For sure, PPP does whatever he wants. If he says he is 'on strike until Tea Clips fucks off forever' that is not a serious ultimatum, that is him fucking with Tea Clips and people like her who want him to focus on Ralph until one of them dies.

PPP will make videos on whoever has his attention at the moment. He will do whatever entertains him, and that is why people like his content. Because unlike the grifters, who get stuck on something that works for them and follow it until their channels die, he always does something fresh and is always enthusiastic and passionate about it. This is why he can maintain high energy while someone like Sargon or Ralph inevitably ends up circling the drain.

You never know what will happen on the People's Populist Press. Will he debate JMK? Will he leak furry porn DMs from Phantom? Will he expose Fuentes as an Epsteinian Fed? Will Godwinson make a legendary appearance? Will he display his anus? Will Surfer burn down the apartment?

You just never know what to expect, and we love it. Nothing on YouTube is this entertaining.

 

[Fslur]

Some people take PPP way too seriously, which honestly puzzles me as literally three seconds of any video should be enough to realise his content is essentially starting with a grain of truth and then taking it to absurdity for comic effect. For sure, PPP does whatever he wants. If he says he is 'on strike until Tea Clips fucks off forever' that is not a serious ultimatum, that is him fucking with Tea Clips and people like her who want him to focus on Ralph until one of them dies.

PPP will make videos on whoever has his attention at the moment. He will do whatever entertains him, and that is why people like his content. Because unlike the grifters, who get stuck on something that works for them and follow it until their channels die, he always does something fresh and is always enthusiastic and passionate about it. This is why he can maintain high energy while someone like Sargon or Ralph inevitably ends up circling the drain.

Agreed except I don’t want PPP to do Ralph videos. Doesn’t matter to me, as I won’t be watching or clipping it anyways.

 

[Perspicacity]

Agreed except I don’t want PPP to do Ralph videos. Doesn’t matter to me, as I won’t be watching or clipping it anyways.

Do you deny being a creepy stalker that's desperate for any kind of attention? We already know about your obsession with Josh.

 

[instythot]

Agreed except I don’t want PPP to do Ralph videos. Doesn’t matter to me, as I won’t be watching or clipping it anyways.

The non-lolcow move is to stay out of discussions involving yourself there Queen of Socks

In any event, I am also enjoying the Killstream Hate Krew missing the point of the current arc being "I'm gonna make the videos I wanna make, not the videos you want me to make". It's nice to get a bit of the old oppositional defiance in a stream with Jim busy settling his affairs

 

[GogglyGoblin]

I'm glad PPP agrees with our King, John Micheal Kino. Clip channels are cunts and ought to be flagged.
This side of the internet is for NEETs ONLY. If you don't have the time to watch several 3hour streams everyday then you should go out with your girlfriend and leave us alone.

 

[The Skeptical Tomato X5]