Shitty comedian has a
bad feeling.
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BUT WORRY NOT, M'LADY! LARP accounts come in to save m'lady's fee fees!
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"I totally know people in the deep state who are supporting the coup, don't worry about it!"
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They still, in fact, have not taught Civics classes in the Starbucks these idiots hang out in, nor do the Grievance Studies degrees they're demanding we all pay for handle that topic very well.
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"The right wouldn't go to civil war in the middle of a pandemic! That would be like, RUDE and stuff!"
Nevermind that only the fuckwits on the authoritarian left really think this is a serious pandemic at this point.
Bonus "they only care about money" delusion about the right. Remember, lefties have no fucking idea what righties believe in or what motivates them.
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Bonus appearance from a soyfaggot congressman from CA.
Remember, oversight is a felony when the Left doesn't want you looking at what they're doing. Also, we must immediately amend the constitution so the House and Senate are not allowed to handle ethical issues internally, because there's no way Cocaine Mitch wouldn't have targeted every single asshole in the House with ethics violations charges with a rule change like that.
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BUT WORRY NOT, if the Republicans get uppity and refuse to allow the steal, THE BAY-AREA CONCERT PHOTOGRAPHERS WILL RIDE FORTH AND SUPPRESS THEM.
Or, I guess, Flood Magazine / Culture Collide will have to hire some other lispy queer hipster to take pictures for them.
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Meanwhile, some of them are starting to get a bad feeling. Because remember, the GOP's not allowed to fight back! That's now how the game is played, damnit!!
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Pet Sitter and part time 4k Projector explaining worry that the Republicans might... gasp... steal the election by auditing it and throwing out all the fraudulent votes.
The Fiends.
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"T... they can't do anything tho, right? Our fix is in, nice and solid, right? Soros promised us the Electoral College was subverted! HE PROMISED!!!"
Again, lack of civics class in their lesbian basket weaving programs. Even assuming we had some EC members go rogue, they have a constitutional right to do so. Yes, there was that one decision about allowing states to punish them with a fine, but I'd chip in a few bucks to pay that off in a heartbeat -- and I honestly don't think it would stick if it went down.