Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Caustic Gelatin said:
It always astounds me how much seething hatred these dudes have of people that enjoy working with their hands. Its so amazingly childish and sad. I'm sure the concept of people using their hands to do things other than shovel fast food town their holes is completely alien to them.
Sure it probably is because they (or at least Bob) think we should be living in a glorious super techno-utopia where robots preform all this icky manual tasks. Part of me wonders if there isn't a bit of jealousy there seeing that the only thing Bob can grow is his stomach.
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They associate craftsmen with the guys who were picked first for ball games on the playground, while they were picked last or not at all. Something similar happened to a lot of us, and it sucked, but most of us got the fuck over it. Getting shit on sometimes is part of growing up. It happens to just about everyone, including most of the "cool kids" at one point or another. "Men" like Robert are still motivated by jealousy over grade school shit they have no perspective on because they've done almost no real living afterwards.
 
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BTW, if you have an extra $45.46 (plus S&H) burning a hole in your pocket, feel free to treat yourself to a Chipman Brothers iPad skin. I love how he had the artist for their logo draw him as downright svelte compared to his actual physique. What a delusional, emotionally fragile loser.

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John Andrews Stan said:
BTW, if you have an extra $45.46 (plus S&H) burning a hole in your pocket, feel free to treat yourself to a Chipman Brothers iPad skin. I love how he had the artist for their logo draw him as downright svelte compared to his actual physique. What a delusional, emotionally fragile loser.

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I like how Robert is still fairly fat in this picture while Chris isn't fat at all. Chris was the one who commissioned this, right? :lit:
 
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ToddleDoddle said:
Well Asian is in the title which is fairly basic too. Bob feels a bit creepier about the lesbian stuff for two reasons though. One being so obvious about it while trying to hide it behind a mask of being pro LGBT and secondly he is acting that way towards stuff that isn't intended to be sexually gratifying for men. Makes it a lot slimier than just watching lesbian porn.
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So there is this spike lee movie called Bamboozled. about black face and entertainment and I assume other stuff my cracker ass doesnt get.


The premise of the film that i enjoyed was the whole "creative type wants out of his contract so sets out to make the shittest thing possible only its shitty to his sensibilities while the public laps it up" like ralph on wacky deli in rockos modern life.

point being its not too far out there for someone to like a type of media that isnt really aimed at them.

On the other hand if Bob is just covering for his lesbian fetish under LGBT themed then he should totally be up for movies and tv shows about men loving men.

hell throw a few romcom reviews together and mix in on or two gay romcom assuming they exist and his cover will complete.
 
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Foltest said:
I only got 215/350. I think I picked Bob too many times, but it was a a hard quiz.
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I mostly just picked Bob for any quote that sounded hateful or coming from a asshole. I'm not sure what is more surprising, that I couldn't recognize many Nazi quotes for Nazi quotes, or that I got that high of a score just picking Bob for most the answers.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
BTW, if you have an extra $45.46 (plus S&H) burning a hole in your pocket, feel free to treat yourself to a Chipman Brothers iPad skin. I love how he had the artist for their logo draw him as downright svelte compared to his actual physique. What a delusional, emotionally fragile loser.

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lolwatagain said:
Why buy the iPad case when you can get the horrifying miniskirt?

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These pieces of merchandising are just sad. I mean, one can count on one hand how many pieces will be sold, if that.

And even then, which self-respecting woman would wear a miniskirt featuring a couple of goobers dressed like Mario? Or anything else for that matter. How would she explain that? Would anybody go after Chris and Bobo's autism extravaganza if they saw someone mildly famous using something with this plastered on it, like when people became interested in Daniel Johnston after Kurt Cobain appeared with a t-shirt with the cover of one of his tapes on it?
 
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