Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

But yeah, this is probably why he hasn't much luck with women (aside the alleged one night stands most likely with a woman with severe beer goggles and the Lesbun "beard" thing) - he's trying too hard to find a woman that hates the Mayonnaise Ghouls with the same fury of a thousand suns that he does. Nothing else/no-one else will do. Most women who aren't complete sociopaths would take one listen of Bobbenfuehrer's Final Solution for the Wasteland Children of the Mayonnaise Corn and go "That's a big yikes from me, dawg" and nope the fuck out.

Lol no, this is exceedingly charitable. Robert can’t get laid ever in his life because he’s fucking repulsive inside and out. He’s not being selective; even Robert knows he doesn’t have that luxury.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Posting this old jewel in case anybody missed it from the Mauler Reddit.

MovieBob or Nazi/Neonazi 3.1 : Return of the Theme. FINAL VERSION AVALIABLE HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScPp4ZhFU1nqGQq6BDjQQrjXE9FnsKC7GRJurqyJRTn-HKE8w/viewform

This quiz was made for the EFAP podcast, so if you do not watch it most of the jokes will not make sense. However, the quiz is still fully functional as a demonstration of how insane MovieBob is. All of the MovieBob quotes are sourced from his twitter. The Nazi quotes have primary been sourced...

docs.google.com

Can you discern which quotes are MovieBob and which are by actual white supremacists?

380/500 at this point its only a matter of time before the people on the far left start calling Bob a Nazi.

 

[A Random]

Can anyone remind me what the 'lesbian beard' story is about?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Can anyone remind me what the 'lesbian beard' story is about?

Robert claimed he once went on a few dates with a stockbroker who turned out to be a lesbian. He claims she used him as a beard. More likely she was hardcore hetero until she met Robert.

 

[Meriasek]

350/500

415/500. This one was surprisingly hard, even for a serious Blobologist.

 

[ravensboy]

what is THEME supposed to replace? Half the questions don't make sense.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

what is THEME supposed to replace? Half the questions don't make sense.

Words that would be obvious like “black people” or “white people” or “gamers” etc.

 

[Peep Plops]

The only way a useless lump like Blobbo would ever get on a spaceship, in the glorious future he's envisioned, is if they discover a way to render his excess blubber into fuel.

 

[ravensboy]

People like Bob live by that one quote in "A Million Ways To Die In The West":

"If two people hate the same thing, it creates a bond. Hate can move mountains."

Normal people will connect over things they like. People like bob see people who hate some of the same things as he does and assume this makes them kindred spirits.

The problem is, especially where Bob's Breadtube senpais are concerned, they do NOT hate *exactly* all the same things. While they might concur with Bob in hating the bad, bad Orange Man, this in itself is insufficient. Bob hates the White Working Class, which Breadtube does not hate, as the White Working Class is an integral part of the underlying philosophy of Workers Of The World Unite. Hell, Bob seems completely ignorant of the fact that there's an entire concept of trying to unite the white working class with all the other colors of working class because the Elites back in the day used race to keep the Whites from helping the Blacks (over slavery, Jim Crow stuff, etc) and everybody else (Chinese, Native American, whatever else), and they're trying their damnest to undo all that damage and Kino Roberto doesn't comprehend its importance and is actively working against it/to sabotage it.

But yeah, this is probably why he hasn't much luck with women (aside the alleged one night stands most likely with a woman with severe beer goggles and the Lesbun "beard" thing) - he's trying too hard to find a woman that hates the Mayonnaise Ghouls with the same fury of a thousand suns that he does. Nothing else/no-one else will do. Most women who aren't complete sociopaths would take one listen of Bobbenfuehrer's Final Solution for the Wasteland Children of the Mayonnaise Corn and go "That's a big yikes from me, dawg" and nope the fuck out.

You're wrong about breadtube liking the "white working class" because they've demonized white people for years. The only people they stand in solidarity with are blacks and mexicans right now because of "white privilege" and it's not going to change until they begrudgingly have to let whites be "allies" again. Which seems to be the case with Kamala Harris and Ol' Ice Cream Joe because AOC and many other progressives just got the shaft.

 

[jspit2.0]

415/500. This one was surprisingly hard, even for a serious Blobologist.

It's hilarious. I got a couple wrong where I thought 'even for Bob, no one who isn't a Nazi would say that.'

 

[Fictional Character]

It's hilarious. I got a couple wrong where I thought 'even for Bob, no one who isn't a Nazi would say that.'

If a quote in the quiz shows understanding of empathy or compassion, it's most likely from a Nazi.

 

[AnOminous]

This photo never gets old. Peak Bob.

I like how disgustingly obese Bob is to the point he's too fat to be Mario. Who is a fat Italian.

 

[Positron]

what is THEME supposed to replace? Half the questions don't make sense.

If you can't even decipher the statement, bet on Bob.

 

[Troon Destroyer]

This thread has been running for 6 years now, it's probably the only good thing about Blobert.
I got 220 out of 350, even though I was observing Blobby for two years, I still can't tell the difference between him and various Nazis.

 

[Foltest]

I only got 215/350. I think I picked Bob too many times, but it was a a hard quiz.

 

[AnOminous]

It's a strategy of throwing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks. Years from now if the MCU ever ends do you think any of us will look back and think "hey Bob's Tony Stark A.I. prediction never happened".

I have a prediction. The next MCU movie will have some dumb SJW bullshit in it and then Bob Chimpman will ejaculate in his pants about how great it is.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Robert claimed he once went on a few dates with a stockbroker who turned out to be a lesbian. He claims she used him as a beard. More likely she was hardcore hetero until she met Robert.

Also worth noting that he said the female equivalent of beard should be a merkin.

Because facial hair and pussy wigs are practically exchangeable I guess.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I have a prediction. The next MCU movie will have some dumb SJW bullshit in it and then Bob Chimpman will ejaculate in his pants about how great it is.

There is no way to explain a prediction this accurate. Unless...

BURN THE WITCH!

 

[Happy Fish]

Only autists are allowed to have meltdowns.
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Implying Blob isn't a sperg

 

[Water-T]

"How do you do fellow film critic! I'm a nice guy and on your side and would like some attention/coochie but I really prefer your coochie to be of the lesbian variety!"
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1329492694247280643 https://archive.vn/9Hmaz

He has both liked and retweeted this and done the same on her quote tweet of the original. He is also the only one to have commented directly on this too. 5.5 hours later and ZERO interaction.

What part of "lesbian" do you not understand, Bob?

Just because your dick is buried in enough fat to resemble a clitoris does not make you one too, Bobbo.