🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[High Tea]

Ethanol is live again.

EDIT: Peyton is IRL streaming from her phone right next to him and showing some really bizarre angles that might yield some funny caps.

EDIT 2: God he's so fucking short.

EDIT 3: A very boring rant about (((the venture capitalists))) from Fuentes to about 100 people where he blames the decline of Western civilization on SSRIs.

EDIT 4: Excellent, King Autist Jay Dyer is about to talk about the metaphysical aspects of the fight to elect Trump and stop the libs.

EDIT 5: MUH MICROCHIPS!!!

EDIT 6: The crowd is not going along with Jay's religious rhetoric and a guy is loudly chimping out about (((retail))) and how the only way to stop (((them))) is to not spend any more money.

EDIT 7: "TO MASK A FACE IS TO MASK THE FACE OF GOD!" REEEEEEEE

EDIT 8: Dyer is finished. I have to dip in 15 minutes but now they're looking for Alex Jones so we'll see how that goes.

EDIT 9: Ethan is breathing like a freight train locomotive just from walking and is blaming it on the sun. His voice is audibly fatigued and he's getting triggered at chatters.

EDIT 10: 5' 1"

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EDIT 11: They've now located Vince James.

EDIT 12: James is borderline fedposting about people not supporting Trump.

EDIT 13, probably final report from me: SHORT

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I guess if I were Ralph I would dress well for this stuff. It would really help a lot. If you are bigger, it really accentuates it when you dress like that, even when you are pulling the old 'black will make you look slimmer' trick. Look at heavier GOP pundits like Gorka. Dressing well means everything. Plus it would make it seem like a more professional operation. A polo shirt and nice pants aren't that expensive.

In the defense of Ethan in that last picture he looks like he's on the road and everyone else is on a raised sidewalk. He's still a manlet and very fat, but the perspective in this picture is slightly off.

It probably would give him a few inches to have both feet on the curb, but I generally think he's about the same height as the woman on the far left.

 

[Angry Shoes]

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Man with noting to lose says "they have nothing to lose"

 

[Null]

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lol when he immediately tells her to shut up because he knows he'd get his ass kicked if she started a fight

 

[MeltyTW]

EDIT 13, probably final report from me: SHORT

lmfao thats worse than all those beer hall putsch tiny sargon memes

lol when he immediately tells her to shut up because he knows he'd get his ass kicked if she started a fight

hey null, ralph maybe a cuckolded bitch letting negroes rape his slampig to avoid conflict while huffing up a train to not die of suffocation from his chunt but ralph knows your penis well faggot. checkmate

 

[Delicious Diversity]

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Lol, his voice was shaking. He sounded so scared. What a giant pussy, even Baked handles potential ass-kickers better than this.

 

[Moufang Loop]

Lol, his voice was shaking. He sounded so scared. What a giant pussy, even Baked handles potential ass-kickers better than this.

To be fair, I think Ralph was just completely out of breath from walking.

 

[Sriracha]

To be fair, I think Ralph was just completely out of breath from walking.

Does this constitute a death fat tag? How fat do you have to be to huff and puff like that while fucking walking.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I reccomend a trip to the Deathfat zone for a large list of them. Joshs favourite Foodie beauty is a particularly heinous example.

May is so incredibly thirsty its embarrassing.

How the fuck anyone can be thirsty for the miniature Lovecraftian fleshy mass that is the Gunt, even an emotionally damaged pedophile junkie whose numerous mental and emotional issues stem from getting molested by Uncle Touchy, I'll never understand. Bitch actually may have managed to trade down from Digibro.

 

[Sam Losco]

How the fuck anyone can be thirsty for the miniature Lovecraftian fleshy mass that is the Gunt, even an emotionally damaged pedophile junkie whose numerous mental and emotional issues stem from getting molested by Uncle Touchy, I'll never understand. Bitch actually may have managed to trade down from Digibro.

I think it's a lateral move.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

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Is there a link to this stream? I’m phone-fagging and can’t play this for some reason

 

[Heavy Rainfall]

How the fuck anyone can be thirsty for the miniature Lovecraftian fleshy mass that is the Gunt, even an emotionally damaged pedophile junkie whose numerous mental and emotional issues stem from getting molested by Uncle Touchy, I'll never understand. Bitch actually may have managed to trade down from Digibro.

In the Digi thread I saw a tweet of hers that was something to the effect of "I haven't gotten dick in so long and am gonna whore around." Probably just desperate in general.

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

He sounds as scared as Warski did during STAY BACK on that clip with Pey, he's such a fucking coward, although it's easy to understand why, with his physique he's not going to intimidate anyone and he's certainly not going to be able to put any kind of fight.
If the situation called for running away to survive, he would either drop dead or just wouldn't be able to do it.
At least he's aware, if only deep down, that he's worthless and wouldn't be able to defend himself or anyone around him if a fight broke out.

He's in such bad shape that it would surprise no one if he had heart attack in the middle of one of his IRL streams, not even talking about fighting/running/any type of activity, just by continuing to exist, and that seems to be what bothers him the most right now, when someone makes fun of him because he's out of breath just by walking.

Lastly, he's a mini manlet, 5'1 confirmed, again. Don't care what Ade says, he's a midget and very oddly shaped, he's got the midget arms and hands where they look like the proportions are off compared to the rest of the body, it looks so fucking bizarre.

After a few weeks of no Ralph, at least it's a change from the monotonous boring Killstreams that all blended together during the last few months. Not sure how long it will last but May seems to at least have the unintended effect of making Ralph want to get away from Fait so he can cheat, that plus Ralph chasing the dragon of those 3k viewers he got that one time making him IRL stream again, all in all, a nice change of pace.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

In the Digi thread I saw a tweet of hers that was something to the effect of "I haven't gotten dick in so long and am gonna whore around." Probably just desperate in general.

I dunno how a woman like her gets that desperate. Sure, her face looks kind of mannish, but from the neck down she's bangable. The internet is full of men who have gone for much, much worse. She can get dick. Dick may be the easiest thing on the planet to get. Especially for a weeb pervert who's willing to bang a nerd. The majority of desperate lonely men in the weebosphere can't possibly be as hideous and deadbeat as Ralph. I know there are plenty of hideous weebs, but that bar is so low it's through the Earth's core.

 

[MeltyTW]

oh fuck guys i just realized we might get ethan baby mama drama with pantsu arc! ethan could be strapped for two kids!

 

[Doctor Placebo]

oh fuck guys i just realized we might get ethan baby mama drama with pantsu arc! ethan could be strapped for two kids!

A Jerry Springer style brawl between Faith and May caught on film would be the most kino culmination of this dumpster fire. Sadly I doubt we'll get it though, because unlike Blacked Alaska, Ralph can't even deliver his trailer trash drama to the masses properly.

 

[MeltyTW]

A Jerry Springer style brawl between Faith and May caught on film would be the most kino culmination of this dumpster fire. Sadly I doubt we'll get it though, because unlike Blacked Alaska, Ralph can't even deliver his trailer trash drama to the masses properly.

he wont really have a choice, his piggy brain tells him not to use condoms and pantsu isnt going to not bleed him dry. fuck even if ethan hwndus his corpse for an eternal killstream will probably still see pantsu and faith scrapping on air fighting over paper plates and makes mark inheritance while pregnant, both calling cps on the other while godwinson stream snipes

 

[David Spadem]

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"What if I could be 15, what if I was 14--- I'm 14!!!"

Now I see why Pantsu Party hangs out with Ralph, he's got access to mentally broken 14 Year olds with daddy issues of which so far only one is confirmed to be pregnant with his child.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

You would think with all the drama he's gone through over the past several months he would finally hunker down and avoid drawing any more attention to himself. But of course of Ethan does the exact opposite of what he should be doing. Him doing these IRL streams at major political rallies is a ticking time bomb waiting to happen. He's going to end up in a confrontation with somebody which will end either with him dead or him getting arrested again.

 

[Vetti]

"What if I could be 15, what if I was 14--- I'm 14!!!"
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Now I see why Pantsu Party hangs out with Ralph, he's got access to mentally broken 14 Year olds with daddy issues of which so far only one is confirmed to be pregnant with his child.

Why does Ralph only hang out with girls that look like men or children?

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

You would think with all the drama he's gone through over the past several months he would finally hunker down and avoid drawing any more attention to himself. But of course of Ethan does the exact opposite of what he should be doing. Him doing these IRL streams at major political rallies is a ticking time bomb waiting to happen. He's going to end up in a confrontation with somebody which will end either with him dead or him getting arrested again.

To be fair, Ralph gets tired from doing "laps" of walking. Just imagine hiking with Ralph and how often he will take breaks. He does not have the energy like Baked to get the juicy "content"

Why does Ralph only hang out with girls that look like men or children?

Prob the only women who would actually want to hang with him. IIRC, in yesterday's stream, he tried talking to some women at the protests and they basically blew him off.