Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GoutfootHorseface]

He’s back.

 

[Pump Meat]

He’s back.

Right out of the gate; "I DESERVE A WOMAN BY VIRTUE OF ME CONSIDERING YOU A FRIEND"

 

[themotherflippin480]

Right out of the gate; "I DESERVE A WOMAN BY VIRTUE OF ME CONSIDERING YOU A FRIEND"

You are my friend now. SO GIB ME A GURL FREN!!!

 

[boner_alert]

He’s back.

So add "reciprocity" to that list of 3+ syllable words he doesn't understand and is misusing

What do these gen Z bruhs get in exchange for convincing or forcing a teen girl to flagrantly ruin her entire life with a 350lb psycho pedo piss-soaked homeless freakshow

 

[wenttobermuda]

Curious that in his triumphant return from the laughing academy, he addresses the men of Gen Z, not the women.

This is a plea for poon scraps, clothed in the language of "reciprocity." Dudes, if you've got access to any 18-24 year old poon that you're not using, share and in return Lucas will be your friend.

I expected his first post out of the gate to be an invitation to dine with him. Addressed, as ever, to an entire generation and sex. I was wrong. Those will come soon enough.

 

[IceQueen]

He’s back.

It is amazing to me that HE HIMSELF phrased it as a "suicide threat". Not a suicide attempt, not suicidal thoughts or ideation. No. A threat. That sounds awfully like he's flat out admitting he was just using such "threats" to try to scam people lmao.

 

[Krathnami]

He’s back.

That Lucas seems to believe friendship is about reciprocity is further evidence of why he's utterly alone. He views relationships with other people in terms of what he can gain from them, whether it's his 'friends' (i.e., people who have gained his trust but only milk him for fun or for free weed) or family members. I'd submit he has never committed a selfless act in which he expected nothing in return.

 

[Goldaor]

He just posted a video on Instagram. He lost his mind. "ISAAC!"

 

[mothman96]

From the color of the wall in the video, it looks like he's at Motel 6.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

From the color of the wall in the video, it looks like he's at Motel 6.

It's the same green wall from when he stayed at a hotel early October, so probably. Quickly blowing through his November NEETbux again.

 

[ThomasAudley]

He mentioned no weed for 90 days because he’s on an LRA.

“A less restrictive alternative (LRA) is outpatient treatment provided to an individual who meets criteria for commitment but is not residing in a facility providing inpatient treatment.”

 

[Wernology]

He just posted a video on Instagram. He lost his mind. "ISAAC!"

Normally, I don't like to spoil myself, but he's been gone for so long, I need my hit of "always makes me feel better about my life".

HE CAN'T HAVE WEED FOR 90 DAYS, I bet he makes it 2.

 

[themotherflippin480]

Normally, I don't like to spoil myself, but he's been gone for so long, I need my hit of "always makes me feel better about my life".

HE CAN'T HAVE WEED FOR 90 DAYS, I bet he makes it 2.

I see your bet, and raise it to 2.5

 

[Krathnami]

Normally, I don't like to spoil myself, but he's been gone for so long, I need my hit of "always makes me feel better about my life".

HE CAN'T HAVE WEED FOR 90 DAYS, I bet he makes it 2.

I’ll put down $10 he’s high right now

 

[teleméres69]

Who would have guessed after 2 and a half weeks of suicide baiting for free food and shelter, he's back to the exact same thing within hours of release? How does anyone still hold out hope this fat retard will ever improve or learn from his mistakes? Kinda funny he keeps criticising other people's appearance when he looks like a Hutt wearing a wig

Interesting he's back to the soda, which probably isn't helping his diabetes, and you know, is the thing he tried blaming his domestic abuse on

Called out for behaving childish, well manchildish would be more accurate for Lucas, and immediately gaslights the other person. Therapy did nothing for him, and never will. This is the Lucas we're going to see until his poor health kills him

He was already not supposed to smoke weed from his arrest and he still publicly posted doing it. Wouldn't be surprised if he caves on his birthday. Least we'll get to see him make more pathetic videos trying to guilt trip women next week

Normally, I don't like to spoil myself, but he's been gone for so long, I need my hit of "always makes me feel better about my life".

HE CAN'T HAVE WEED FOR 90 DAYS, I bet he makes it 2.

High on mania now he's finally loose on Spokane again

I’ll put down $10 he’s high right now

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

4 videos already today and delusions he dated a black girl this year. Manic episode woo, get Klickitat back to work.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

Kiki is not a palindrome. Fuck he's dumb.

ETA: Ella, also not a palindrome.

 

[Nobleman]

Background wall shows he is at the Motel 6 again. Alas, sad you say, I stayed there a couple times during flights in and out of Spokane airport because that is all that was available and I know the color scheme.

Just listening to him....I am sorry, someone needs to fuck him up.

 

[WonderWino]

Kiki is not a palindrome. Fuck he's dumb.

ETA: Ella, also not a palindrome.

....I nearly spit my pepsi out when I read that because I was just going through some of my portfolio and was fixing up the interface for a palindrome testing app I wrote in college. Now i'm tempted to send a copy to lucas to piss him off

The dumbshit clearly doesn't even know what a palindrome is

 

[Da Dude123]

The cow is back talking about how he is related to kings and he is a king. Yeah, sure he is. That are calling everyone bigots for not dating a fat hobo. I like all these percentages he brings up. He just pulls these numbers out of his ass.