Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Random Internet Person]

What did Doug do to get the Voldemort treatment from Robert?

Since when the freaking Nostalgia Critic of all people do politics?

Let's see if anyone can figure it out.

 

[Bolo]

Why is this fat fuck, in his current state of absolute disaster, picking a fight with one of the few people who would bother curb stomping his fat face?

I would disagree dude, Robert is picking on Doug here because he knows there won't be little or no blowback from either Doug and the people Robert kiss up to. It's pretty safe for him.

 

[ravensboy]

I would disagree dude, Robert is picking on Doug here because he knows there won't be little or no blowback from either Doug and the people Robert kiss up to. It's pretty safe for him.

Sucking the dick of the Channel Awesome crew in a roundabout way.

 

[Koby_Fish]

No, he's referring to the infamous Halloween episode with the extremely inbred rednecks, the Peacock Family. Which simultaneously shows how vile, hate-filled, and autistic he is, all at once. Not only is he likening someone to a mentally and morally deformed inbred subhuman just for disagreeing with him, but he's also referencing one specific episode of a TV show that was on over two decades ago and expecting everyone to know what he's talking about.

oh damn, I'd forgotten about that specific episode. But yeah, that checks out. He's also clearly calling the person a conspiracy theorist, but the added context makes it so much worse and makes him look so autistic it's not even funny.

 

[Ita Mori]

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His ex-waifu's old boss is apparently Voldemort levels of evil. So evil that Robert can't say his name!

So is Bob implying that RW is still the majority and standard in America? That type of slip up seems off for Blob.

She's not going to befriend you just because you attack her former boss, Robert. Read the room; the left don't like you and when even politically bipolar grifters like Shoe dunk on you on both sides of the aisle, you know you're a universally appalled piece of shit.
Doug's fans are also autistically loyal. It's like he wants to be humiliated even more.

Also got to laugh at how hard Bob is seething. "Get his numbers back up?"
Dude, he has more views, subs, and relevance than you ever had in your prime.
When was Bob getting interviewed by big publications for setting (at the time) records for most successful youtubing?
Sit down, you silly fat fuck.

P.S The animaniacs reboot is a self-acknowledged cash grab. Yes it has left/liberal leanings, always has (however it's worth noting that the original creators of the 90s did not return, so it's not the same kind of liberalism). But it also mocks Wokism for being so similar to Fundamentalists of the 80s and 90s. The show liked to mock everyone as hard as they could get away with in a kid setting, resorting to words outside of children's vernacular to land a joke (Nurse: "Sire"? Yakko: "Later" *wink*). My favorite being using Slappy the Squirrel to mock Hollywood then-elites and has-beens.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

My guess is that Doug gave positive coverage to a movie that Bob considers "rightwing" idk what though.

It's him calling out the Animaniacs reboot for being too politically biased despite enjoying it

 

[make_it_so]

Doug used to make anti Trump comments in his videos.

He went on a tangent about it in 2015/2016 when he did a non-NC review of Zootopia, mentioning how he couldn't understand how Trump was popular because no one he knew was planning on voting for Trump.

It immediately made me think of Pauline Kael and how nobody she knew voted for Nixon.

 

[Illiterate Wanderer]

It's him calling out the Animaniacs reboot for being too politically biased despite enjoying it

Yeah I'm about halfway through the review right now and that's the vibe I'm getting, the Virgin Hyper-political entertainment vs the Chad apolitical entertainment

 

[Vesperus]

Spider-Man and Batman are special cases. They almost always make bank by virtue of being the most mainstream IPs due to being in the early days of comic adaptions as well as having tv shows and cartoons dating back decades. There is very little you can do to fuck up Spider-Man for the soys.

That said, I think they'll try to push out Peter in favor of Spider-Mutt himself, Miles. Being Black is en vogue and every neolib consoomer including their daughters love it. How progressive would it be to have the half hispanic half black kid take over the mantle from that disgusting Cis-hetero White male?
Female Spideys have never actually sold well. Spider-Gwen comic books undersell and only have a positive impact when she's a guest on someone else's books.
So the best progressive thing they can do is catapult Miles to the top and have the White girl fall for the BBC (which they already did in the comics; married and with children).

I feel Bob tries to oversell capeshit and nerd crap because it would make him seem more intellectual as a result. "That fat loser who was into Mario and fantasy in high school? Turns out he was actually into deep literature and godlike storytelling with mature themes and complex narratives, we were simply too ignorant to see it."
Capeshit is as complex as Blob goes so of course he wants to oversell it. The alternative is realizing he's one of the dumb white mayo ghouls he's despised all along.

Bob would like to be a galaxy-brained critic offering us insights into high cinema like Gaza mon amour or La última cena, but every thought is his head is either his own knuckle-dragging ideas about living on a spaceship being worshiped as a a Mario God, or copied from woke Twitter.

Unfortunately, woke twitter doesn't watch foriegn films because they might get outraged by the wrong things, so there's no-one to tell him what to think.

So he's stuck 'reviewing' dross from Disney, ranting about the lack of autistic black lesbian superheros and wishing he was as smart as a barista (because at least a barista can dream of not being a barista).

This also makes him hate baristas.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

EFAP just discovered Bob's video of him using Judy Blume books to get laid, someone created a more accurate pic of Bob:

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Jesse Singal's next podcast episode is gonna be about how Bob got BTFO by Lindsay:

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The podcast is behind a paywall (and probably boring), so I'm not subscribed,
I'm just posting this to point out that that fun little incident is still making waves on social media, and when some of those waves splash back to Bob we can expect more chimpouts from him...

Ha! This is fucking great. Jesse Singal used to be publicly horrified by us.

Now he is us.

 

[Homer Simpson]

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His ex-waifu's old boss is apparently Voldemort levels of evil. So evil that Robert can't say his name!

Is doug walker a bannable thing on twitter? Like calling someone a nigger or faggot. Maybe it's like how mundanematt had google alerts for his name and is afraid of summoning doug walker?

 

[The Last Stand]

The best thing Bob could have done is more or less what he did, surprisingly enough. Accept he done fucked up, delete the photo, wait a bit until it blows over and never ever mention Lindsay again. (Could have gone without the gaslighting tweet, that one just stoked the fires more.) This incident will follow him forever like the eugenics tweets and the Mario costume, but at this point the only thing he can do is accept the losses and move forward. There is no "fixing" this situation for him.

The actual best thing Bob could do now is have a bit of introspection and wonder why do so many people from so many different sides dislike him so much, but that's as likely as TheChippa becoming the next Pewdiepie.

If I was in Bob's situation, heaven forbid, I'd just leave the Internet and start anew as best I could. How do you even recover from that, ESPECIALLY in the community he injected himself in?

Every subsequent Internet footprint he leaves is just prolonging his embarrassment.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

If I was in Bob's situation, heaven forbid, I'd just leave the Internet and start anew as best I could. How do you even recover from that, ESPECIALLY in the community he injected himself in?

Every subsequent Internet footprint he leaves is just prolonging his embarrassment.

I don't think anyone in this thread would be in Bob's situation given how Bob is a straight up moron who lacks understanding in anything.

EDIT: Not to add, he has no life, spends it all on Twitter, and says insanely stupid shit that if other people were in his situation there would be too many lolcow threads for idiots who can't control themselves on twitter.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

If I was in Bob's situation, heaven forbid, I'd just leave the Internet and start anew as best I could. How do you even recover from that, ESPECIALLY in the community he injected himself in?

Every subsequent Internet footprint he leaves is just prolonging his embarrassment.

Bob will never leave his hugbox. His glass ego prevents that. On a much sadder note, it's probably the only place where he feels validation (if you can call it that) after being such an embarrassment to his family for so long. One wonders what Chip really thinks of Robbie.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Here's someone reading one of his books: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvEyVBEQh84&ab_channel=ProcrastiTara

 

[Jack Awful]

Is doug walker a bannable thing on twitter? Like calling someone a nigger or faggot. Maybe it's like how mundanematt had google alerts for his name and is afraid of summoning doug walker?

No, I think it's to prevent "chuds" from using Twitter's search function to look up "Doug Walker" to find critical tweets so they can "harass" the writers.

That or they're all about self censoring to try and make it forbidden to even bring up controversial figures like N*tch.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

If I was in Bob's situation, heaven forbid, I'd just leave the Internet and start anew as best I could. How do you even recover from that, ESPECIALLY in the community he injected himself in?

Every subsequent Internet footprint he leaves is just prolonging his embarrassment.

Wouldn’t the go-to method be something like claim you’re having trouble with mental health issues (Anxiety and depression being the usual ones) and that you need to take time off social media for self care and then return a short while after (Maybe a week) and never talk about the incident ever again?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Doug used to make anti Trump comments in his videos.

I don't know. I heard different.

 

[make_it_so]

If I was in Bob's situation, heaven forbid, I'd just leave the Internet and start anew as best I could. How do you even recover from that, ESPECIALLY in the community he injected himself in?

Every subsequent Internet footprint he leaves is just prolonging his embarrassment.

But realistically, Bob can't leave the internet - he has no marketable skills outside of making Youtube video reviews. Plus as others have mentioned, Twitter is the only thing giving him any kind of validation at the moment.